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Why do hens coo and ducks croak ... What a joke!
Once upon a time, this chick could swim, but the duck couldn't swim. One day, Aji was swimming in the river, and the ducks stood on the shore and watched stupidly. It wants to know why Ji can swim. The duck said, let's ask Ji. "Ji Ji, why are you swimming?" Ji replied: "Of course, because I have an aunt, I can swim." The duck thought for a moment. It doesn't make sense. Why does Auntie want to swim? "I don't believe I can swim with my aunt unless you lend me your aunt. If I can swim, I believe. Will you lend it to me? " Ji thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll lend my aunt to you and you can swim with her." The duck pulled her aunt and jumped into the water with a bang. It can really swim. The duck said, "Yes, an aunt can really swim." Ji immediately said to the duck, "now you believe you can swim with your aunt." Give me my aunt back. " The duck said, "You are crazy. Only my aunt can swim. Why should I give her back to you? " ? I'm not an idiot. "Say that finish and swim, swim, swim farther and farther. Then the duck said, "only aunt can swim." Here you go, fool, melon, fool. Ji jumped up with anger and didn't know what to do. "。 Ji only shouted desperately on the shore: "Give me back my aunt, give me back my aunt, aunt, aunt!" " !" From then on, all chickens are called grandmothers and ducks are called melons. . . hahaha
The above words were typed while watching the movie, from the movie "Lucky Zombie Boy".
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