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Duanzi Three Kingdoms, funny [153]: Zhuge Liang ~ face to face with Liu Bei's three brothers.
Liu Bei led Zhang Guan to Zhuge Liang's street photo booth.
Liu Bei: "Mr. Zhuge, meet our three brothers."
"Okay, okay, please sit for three." Zhuge Liang warmly greeted Liu Bei to sit down.
"Who shall we start with?" Zhuge Liang asked.
"Let's start with me." Liu Bei replied.
So Zhuge Liang showed Liu Bei his face: "Your face is good, but your face is white and your heart is white."
Liu Bei showed him Guan Yu again. Zhuge Liang looked at Guan Yu and said, "His face is not bad, but he blushes and his heart is red."
Then Zhuge Liang turned to look at Zhang Fei.
At this time, Liu Bei quickly grabbed Zhuge Liang and said, "My third brother is black-faced and not black-hearted. He doesn't need to see the old gentleman."
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