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When a group of women got on the bus, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed that a man seemed to be asleep and worried that he would miss his stop, so he nudged him and said, "wake up, sir!" "

"I didn't fall asleep," the man replied.

"Didn't fall asleep? But your eyes are closed. "

"I know. I just hate to see ladies standing next to me in crowded cars. "

I didn't fall asleep

When a group of women got on the bus, all the seats on the bus were taken. The conductor noticed that a person seemed to be asleep. He was worried that the man would miss his stop, so he nudged him and said, "wake up, sir!" " "

"I didn't fall asleep." The man replied.

"Didn't fall asleep? But your eyes are closed? "

"I know, I just don't want to see a lady standing next to me in a crowded car."

Six-year-old John is spoiled. His father knows this, but his grandmother dotes on him. He hardly ever left her side. When he wants something, he either cries or loses his temper. Then on his first day at school, he left his grandmother's loving arms for the first time.

When he came home from school, his grandmother greeted him at the door.

"How's school?" She asked, "How are you? Did you cry? "

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, the teacher cried!"

But the teacher cried.

Six-year-old John is spoiled. His father knows this, but his grandparents still spoil him. The child hardly leaves his grandmother. What he wants is either crying or making noise. On the first day of school, he left his grandmother's arms.

John was out of school, and his grandmother met him at the door and asked, "How was school? How are you doing? Did you cry? "

"Cry?" John asked, "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did."