Selected 100 funny quotes about college life

1. A beautiful woman is actually a poet. She can tame her savage companions and sow the seeds of tenderness, hope and eloquence in the hearts of those around her.

2. Looking at the moon through the window, although the clear light is shining on me, I am thousands of miles away from the source of happiness and glory.

3. Dear, school has started. I guarantee that your college life is brand new, your knowledge is genuine, your happiness is guaranteed for life, and your worries are returnable. I wish you the best. Have you received it? Please give me my best wishes. Give me a good review, dear.

4. I often think about our youth. It is really a strange thing. Its short body drags a long tail, swaying like wings, and it refuses to leave for a long time.

5. Go to school cheerfully, high-spirited and happy; be cheerful, smile and nod busy when meeting; brush brushes and books, swim in the ocean; be excited, feel refreshed and start a new journey Hang; thinking about you, thinking of you, sending you a text message to greet you, happy school starts.

6. We were once innocent children, and we hope to remain innocent all our lives. If we had a choice, we would rather never understand the things we didn’t understand before.

7. Youth is purple, it is the color of maturity, just like purple wisteria, it is endless and never gives up. When we are young, we no longer hide in the arms of our parents and act coquettishly, we are no longer willing to be coaxed by our parents, and we no longer let tears become our own patent. We begin to become independent and strong.

8. I always remember: Youth is a beautiful thing, and it is always a source of inspiration to me.

9. In high school, love was a luxury that only a few people could afford. In the college days, love was an everyday commodity, not too shabby.

10. On the journey of life, you have ignited the light of hope for me, enriched my soul, and added to my wisdom. May my blessings be like tea to moisten your dry throat, like candles to light up your office, and like flowers to give you a fragrance!

11. I always want to tell you, but I just don’t have the chance. Finally, I mustered up the courage and gritted my teeth to speak out. Do you know what you want to say? Even I was surprised. We’ve known each other for so long, I want to remind you.

12. I firmly believe that youth does not just mean age or physical youth. Only by adhering to the beliefs of youth throughout life, persevering in determination, and pursuing diligently can the true glory of youth be achieved.

13. Youth is a fire, burning the brilliance of our youth; youth is a lamp, illuminating our beautiful cardamom years; youth is a road, guiding us from youth to maturity?

14. There are too many uncertain factors in potential stocks. When they appreciate, it is usually time for women to depreciate.

15. The language of your lectures is as sweet as a tinkling mountain spring, as friendly as a gurgling stream, and as exciting as a rushing river.

16. The most beautiful love is the love that died early. Long-lasting love often lasts because it mutates into family love.

17. Youth is the energy flowing through the rainbow, bravery overwhelms cowardice, and enterprising overwhelms peace. Such vigor is found in young people with weak crowns, and it is also common in the years when the ears are soft. Years are increasing, not old age. Throw away your ideals and you will fall into old age.

18. Life is like a river, countless memories become pebbles at the bottom of the river, pick one up, and two big characters - youth are clearly engraved on the casserole noodles. Force it into the vortex of time and fly into the years of life?

19. Youth is so good that no matter how you live it, it will feel like a waste. When you look back, you will regret it. .

20. When a small boat is filled with the vows of our youth, it is tantamount to declaring that your youth has been handed over to the fight of the wind and waves. The most important thing at this time is for us to work together and lift together That sail.

21. Good seniors don’t go to welcome new students. Those who rush to help you carry your luggage as soon as you settle down. They are not good seniors, they are good wolves. The kindest ones are just selling phone cards. of.

22. Your work is in the present, but you are building the future of the motherland; your teaching is in the classroom, but your achievements are in all directions of the motherland.

Twenty-three. You give me a tear, and I see the entire ocean in your heart.

24. When a person plans exclusively for himself, his desire to pursue happiness can only be satisfied in very rare circumstances, and it is never beneficial to himself or others.

25. A person's life is a life of struggle. People are constantly working hard to achieve success. Success is the result of struggle, and struggle is the only way to success.

Twenty-six. What is youth? Is it the bitter unripe fruit, or the clear water, the tears of happiness, or the burden of distress? In the past, I always questioned the feeling of youth. It wasn't until I entered middle school and truly experienced youth that I knew its true taste.

Twenty-seven. The golden years are full of flowers, but youth is gone and I can’t help it.

28. Youth is limited and cannot be spent in hesitation and waiting.

Twenty-nine. Without that light in the darkness, I am worried that you will be like a child, afraid of the dark and getting lost.

Thirty. When you make a decision that you think is absolutely right, reality slaps you hard in the face. This is God teaching you to bow your head.

Thirty-one. If a man loves a woman, he will not ask her to borrow money unless he has to.

32. The ideal as beautiful as the morning glow is calling to us. My classmates, we are about to part ways. There is no need to ask when we will meet again. Every drop of our water will be active in the sea of ??the motherland.

Thirty-three. If you tell a joke, I will laugh for several days, but if I see you cry once, I will be sad for several years.

Thirty-four. I know I am not a very good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I came from more than anyone else. I keep going back and forth, standing still. However, time Still, I ran forward vigorously.

Thirty-five. There is a kind of love unique to youth. Think of a ethereal dream, which is extraordinarily beautiful because it is unreal.

Thirty-six. This is the only way to find an adult man to end a relationship.

Thirty-seven. The great motherland is like an evergreen tree. Although he has endured severe winds, frosts, snowy nights, sun and rain, he remains evergreen and tall.

Thirty-eight. Your position will never change, but your footprints are all over the world; your temples will turn gray one day, but your youth will last for a hundred years.

Thirty-nine. I ran all the way, eager to find a face similar to mine in the crowded and hurried crowd. She and I had a similar fate. I can see in her the reference of my own destiny, where to go, and I am no longer so hasty.

Forty. Don’t mention the start of school to me, it will hurt your feelings. The motherland has not yet been reunified and I am not in the mood to study!

41. Embrace youth, use the pursuit of youth to create your own brilliant tomorrow, sweep out the darkness trapped in your heart, and let life dance with your steps.

42. Those seniors who wear slippers to class, they are just being frank. Maybe you will welcome that well-dressed senior who only wears shoes on that day every semester.

43. Cherish our passing youth, we are no longer young, and we don’t know what we have to pay on the road ahead.

Forty-four. Alas, in fact, I used to be young and cool. Unfortunately, now that my youth is gone, I am just this cool.

45. Because the banyan tree is rooted in the deep soil, the green shade of life will grow longer and more lush. The tares enjoy the same treatment as the seedlings, but they do not bear ears of grain.

Forty-six. Who can ask the teacher for a leave of absence for me? I have a phobia of starting school.

47. Youth is a time of open-mindedness, and this period should be used to develop an open-minded character.

48. There are almost no people who are willing to take the initiative to help others. It is already a gift for others not to mistreat you.

49. In the rainy season of youth, the sky is always a little gray, just like my own mood, and I can't always smile as innocently and innocently as I wished when I was a child. Everything is not so satisfactory.

50. How can I comfort you when school is about to start?

51. The only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don’t have.

52. To do a great career, you must start in your youth.

53. Life is a clear spring, and only those who challenge themselves can appreciate its sweetness; life is a history book, and only those who challenge themselves can appreciate its magnificence; Life is like a beautiful song. Only those who challenge themselves can compose a beautiful melody.

Fifty-four. The wound is just like me, a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and moist place suitable for anything to grow.

Fifty-five. The footsteps of youth are quiet. While you are still immersed in that happy time, she has already disappeared without a trace. Her arrival is a joy, but after she leaves, all she leaves you with is the beautiful time and deep nostalgia.

Fifty-six. In this sensational May, the footsteps of youth are brisk and joyful. Those soaring birds can breathe this intoxicating air freely even if they have no purpose. In the youthful season, we should fly higher and farther like birds.

Fifty-seven. Youth is an algorithm. If you are determined to be diligent, use addition, if you are lazy, use subtraction, if you are striving hard, use multiplication, and if you are going astray, use division. Over time, life grows by a geometric coefficient; if the direction is wrong, it will return to zero and start all over again.

Fifty-eight. Youth is short-lived and gorgeous, like a shooting star, with dazzling light, but in the end it cannot escape the fate of loss. We will never forget the time when she shined.

Fifty-nine. If a woman is pursued by many men, either she is particularly attractive and has excellent conditions in all aspects; or she is well versed in the psychology of men and can know herself and the enemy well enough to survive a hundred battles.

Sixty. Use your fingers to draw a smile arc on the palm of your hand, reminding yourself that you can no longer be conquered by tears.

Sixty-one. School is about to start. In the words of Fang Zizhou: Who agreed with you to start school! Do you have proof that we have summer vacation?

Sixty-two. Butterflies are intoxicated by flowers, but flowers fly with the wind. Flowers dance and shed tears. Flowers cry and petals fly. Who is the one who thanks the flowers when they bloom? Who is sad when the flowers wither.

Sixty-three. In any school, mediocre college students are similar, and extraordinary college students each have their own brilliance.

Sixty-four. Will the love engraved on the back of the chair be like the flowers on the cement, blooming in a lonely forest without wind?

Sixty-five. Only when he was bruised and bruised did he use wine to anesthetize him. Although the beer tastes bitter in the mouth, if you gently let it flow over the tip of your tongue, and then taste it carefully, it will seem like a fragrant flower is blooming on your tongue.

Sixty-six. If we cannot be together forever, at least give us the courage to miss you and the right to embrace, so that I can understand the traces of my heartbeat.

Sixty-seven. Looking for high temperature! Please be exposed! Please ask forty degrees! I hope there will be rain! It doesn’t matter if we suffer! We must let the freshman children get some exercise!

Sixty-eight. The root of the character of tragedy is that the person is neither a good person nor a bad person, neither good nor evil.

Sixty-nine. Love is common, life is poor, activities are underground, and abilities are limited. Learning is helpless, sleeping is lovely, the ideal is strange, and the future is real. Doing well in the exam is unexpected, taking repeated exams is a constant, the score is red, and the ranking is a failure. Cheating is forced.

Seventy. We start with the heart and end with the body. We exchange each other's body temperature to a complete end.

Seventy-one. The light of youth will always shine in the Valley of the Sun, shining and shining.

Seventy-two. Youth will go away, but if you grasp youth in youth, cherish her and love her, it will not make you feel sad. At least when she leaves, I can say? At least I Cherish it! ?

Seventy-three. A lifetime of glitz and forgetfulness for one season. There are no memories, and the lingering is disrupted. The smiling faces are gone, and I feel so lonely. String, thinking about the Chinese years. Those years suddenly seemed like a dream. Just like running water, it will never return. Don’t cry goodbye, don’t complain about your final sorrow.

Seventy-four. If you don’t cultivate and sow, no matter how fertile the fertile soil is, you won’t be able to grow crops. If you don’t struggle or create, no matter how beautiful your youth is, you won’t be able to bear fruit.

Seventy-five. School is about to start. I hope you will be impressed by the three days apart, remember the words with a photographic memory, do geometric algebra with mental arithmetic, and write essays with divine help, plus Einstein's IQ!

Seventy-six. Hiding at a certain time, missing the palm prints of a period of time; hiding at a certain place, missing a person who stands on the way in and out, who makes me care.

Seventy-seven. The beginning of school is like going to jail. You are sentenced today and will go to jail tomorrow.

Seventy-eight. Due to limited conditions, not every drop of water can stir in the torrent, not every river can sing thousands of miles and merge into the sea, and some are ruthlessly evaporated before they hit the ground. Some are wasted artificially. Even so, nothing can change its youthful personality.

Seventy-nine. Those who are looking forward to the start of school are because there are people in other places, and those who are not looking forward to the start of school are because there are people in the local area!

Eighty. Don’t forget what you once had. What you can’t get, you should cherish even more. What's yours, don't give up. What has been lost is kept as a memory.

Eighty-one. In our youth, we have dreams and dreams! Even more so, a newborn calf has the courage to not be afraid of tigers! If we dare to fight, we can win! Even if it hurts my head and bleeds, so what! We will never hesitate on the road to youth!

Eighty-two. After seeing each other again, we meet again. I have the same dream with you several times. I only have a few silver jars left to take photos of tonight, as if I was afraid that the encounter was a dream.

Eighty-three. Youth does not refer to a certain period of life, but to a mental state.

84. If a man doesn’t like you, he won’t want to be friends with you. If a man likes you, he won’t just want to be friends with you.

Eighty-five. Some people say: Youth is the source of happiness; happiness flows here, and pain also lingers on the opposite side. Someone wrote that youth is like a rainy sky; the rain and dew spread here, and the sunshine is waiting on the horizon?

Eighty-six. I decided not to cry anymore, just as firmly as you decided to leave me. Just one day away from you, you are as embarrassed as a child who only needs my comfort.

Eighty-seven. Let me tell you a terrible, uproar, cry without tears, heartbroken, absolutely shocked, and quite regrettable news: dear, your summer balance is less than 10 days, if you need a large amount of top-up , need to wait another 5 months!

Eighty-eight. Summer vacation, you can’t die! Can't die! What should I do if you die? I don’t want to go with Mr. Starter! I don’t want it! Summer vacation, are you going to abandon me? How am I going to survive? Mr. Start of School, stay away from me! I don't want to go with you! Shit?

Eighty-nine. Notice: Good news, good news! Students who dine in the second cafeteria at noon today will be lucky enough to go to the school hospital to receive a free X-ray physical examination at 4 p.m. This event is for one day only and will not be valid after the expiration date! (See clearly, but it’s free!)

Ninety. It took me half a year in college to realize that love can be found anywhere. The library, basketball court, cafeteria, etc. can all be the birthplace of love. But that's why it's so cheap.

Ninety-one. Our youth is a melancholy song, conveying a touch of sadness. We don’t need too many words to explain that in adolescence, we are interconnected in some aspects.

Ninety-two. When I cry, you cry too. I think you're not as lonely as I am. When I smile, you are still crying. It turns out you are lonelier than me.

Ninety-three. What youth gives us is strength and persistence.

Because of it, we are not afraid when we encounter difficulties; because of it, we discover the true meaning of life; because of it, we learn stability, calmness, and perseverance.

Ninety-four. Single sophomore boys are not in a hurry because their junior high school girls are coming; single sophomore girls are in a hurry because their junior high school girls are coming? Single sophomore boys are not in a hurry , because it will be of no use even if the juniors come; the single sophomore girl is very anxious, because it will not be of much use if the juniors come.

Ninety-five. This is how beautiful women are spoiled. No matter how good you are in front of men, you are called coquettish. No matter how good you are in front of women, you will inevitably end up with the reputation of a shrew.

Ninety-six. Even though youth is a majestic tree on the earth, I understand that a single tree is never tall and tall. Rows and rows of trees are the green Great Wall that blocks the wind and sand. Even though youth is like a solitary sail in the sea, I understand that it is difficult for a solitary sail to sail a long distance, and that thousands of sails competing against each other are the grandeur of the sea.

Ninety-seven. To those on the train, we children lying on the platform beside the railway tracks were just an ordinary picture in the scenery whizzing past window after window, but But they didn't know how many times those children lying down and looking up at the sky secretly cried.

Ninety-eight. Submit yourself to heaven but not to others. If it is God's arrangement, I will accept it; if it is man's trampling, I will fight against it.

Ninety-nine. Under the harmonious sky, civilization flourishes here, learning soars here, work is delicious here, life is fragrant here, the soul is here to return to pasture, and life is charming here.

.In this sad and bright March, I walked through my thin youth, through the purple pansy, through the kapok, through the sadness, joy and impermanence that sometimes appeared.