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How to deal with the best roommate?

No matter junior high school, high school or university, many students need to live in dormitories. People from different places live together and have different living habits, so it is inevitable that there will be bumps and bumps. The world is so big and there are so many classmates. If it is really unfortunate that you meet a great roommate who has great behavior that you can't accept, congratulations, you will have a very painful life in the next few years! Total 10 item

1, if you don't clean the dormitory, you have to rush every time. If you rush it, it's sloppy! ! !

2. My roommate shows love every day, which makes me blink. How can I kill him quietly? ! !

There is an old man who likes to learn from me. Really, I can tolerate everything else. That's it. I can fuck her.

4, super hate roommates playing games, every time until one or two in the morning, talking while playing games is really noisy, so uncomfortable, I want to cry, I really want to have my own room.

5. I really can't understand and tolerate people who read aloud when everyone is reading quietly. You've seen it yourself, and you can't care about other people's feelings!

6. When you were taking a nap, he was jealous and suddenly had the impulse to kill.

7. I don't buy facial cleanser and shampoo myself. I always use mine.

8, princess disease, I feel that everyone should follow her meaning, otherwise she will take others to isolate that person.

9. I didn't eat and bought rice to eat. I asked her if she would like to eat. As a result, I ate more than half of it, but I was still not full.

10, those who flaunt that happiness is the most important thing all day, care about others so much, and go their own way actually lack the most basic thing for adults-* * * love, that is, the ability to understand others.