What is the coldest joke?

1. There was a dog in the desert who suddenly wanted to pee. Why did he suffocate to death in the end? Answer: Because there are no telephone poles in the desert.

2. Another dog was in the desert. He suddenly wanted to pee and found a telephone pole. Why did he suffocate to death in the end? Answer: Because it says Don’t Pee Here.

3. There was a dog in the desert who suddenly wanted to pee and found a telephone pole. There was nothing attached to it. Why did he suffocate to death in the end? Answer: Because there are many dogs lining up.

4. Finally, there was a dog in the desert who suddenly wanted to pee and found a telephone pole. There was nothing posted on it and there were no dogs queuing up. Why did he suffocate to death in the end? Answer: Because there are two beautiful dog girls behind, and the dog is embarrassed to pee.