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Conversations at the dinner table make up 500
What do people discuss at the dinner table every day? The following is a 500-word composition I collected about the conversation at the dinner table. Welcome to reading.
Article 1: Dialogue composition 500 on the dining table was released in our school a few days ago. May day? During the long vacation, my aunt who works in Shanghai took our family to Dafeng Elk Garden. After an hour's drive, we arrived at Dafeng Nature Reserve-Elk Garden.
We walked into the Elk Garden, where there were green trees and red flowers everywhere and the environment was very beautiful. According to the administrator, there are about 200 elk in it now.
After the visit, at noon, we ate in a restaurant in the Elk Reserve. This is my aunt's dish, including fish, shrimp and meat. The last dish came up. Braised pork? . I'm surprised: Ah, isn't the roe a national second-class protected animal? How to eat? Grandpa patted me on the head and said that it doesn't matter to eat a roe deer meat. ? I said unconvinced: If we eat and others eat, China has a population of 65.438+0.3 billion, how many ROEs do we have to eat? ! ? Sister also agrees with me:? Eating roe deer meat, eating too much, will affect the ecological balance! ? Everyone nodded again and again. At this time, my uncle said:? Waiter, we don't eat roe deer meat Please return it. ? The waiter left with the food in embarrassment?
Just after dinner, I walked out of the hotel gate and saw many people outside praising us, saying that we did a good job and were sensible children. We are all very happy after hearing it?
On a quiet night, a local tyrant's home set a table of delicious food: delicious nine-section shrimp; Roasted turkey with rich aroma; Never tire of eating. Lobster; Delicious roast mutton ... The night is dark, only the beautiful crescent moon is hanging in the sky. The thunderous quarrel broke the beautiful scenery.
Nine-section shrimp proudly said at the dinner table. None of you is as delicious as me. I have a lot of protein in my body, so I will be healthy as long as I eat it. Nine-section shrimp proudly said, swinging his long beard.
The roast turkey jumped out from the side and took a contemptuous look at the shrimp. Gee, you smelly nine-section shrimp with sea smell, and you want to call yourself the king of food? Look at me. I am not only delicious, but also the most popular food at Thanksgiving. Thanks to you? What a big joke. I see you are still waiting for ten thousand years! ?
The lobster growled angrily at the roast turkey, "Who wants to eat you?" I believe that everyone who eats you will get bird flu and die soon. I think you'd better give me the title of gourmet king! ?
While roasting mutton silently, he said: Just because you want to be the king of food, I think it's fantastic! Only I can be the king of food. People will hear roast mutton? My mouth is watering three times. Thousands of feet? Therefore, I am the real king of food! ?
Grandpa was disturbed by the quarrel over the sleeping table and said to them unhurriedly, your food is delicious, so why argue over a title? Be yourself better and face the future better. ? After listening to this meaningful sentence, they suddenly realized.
Only by being yourself today can we face the future better.
I'm used to wolfing down my meals. My mouth is like a funnel. I always waste something. When eating, leave the table if the food in the bowl is not clean.
Just two years ago, I spilled a little while eating, and my father often criticized me for it. No, I made this mistake again at this dining table.
I had just finished eating when my father called me again. ? Son, why did you leave the rice on the table again? Come on, eat rice. ? Dad is nagging again. Do you have to serve the table again every time you finish eating? Cleaning the battlefield? .
I reluctantly said to my father:? Dad, why did you wake me up again?
? If you don't eat rice, you won't scrape the rice in your rice bowl. Listen, come on, eat it. ?
? Isn't it just a few grains of rice, wasted? I don't care. What's the big deal? Why all the fuss?
Dad said excitedly, have you forgotten the poem "Have mercy on farmers"? The farmer's uncle faces the loess and his back is facing the sky. Every grain is hard to come by. The poem also says? There are no idle fields in the four seas, and farmers starve to death! ? There is no leisure in the four seas to write about the diligence and hard work of farmers. Aren't they so tired because we have food?
When my father finished, I saw the farmer's uncle trying to farm? Thinking of this, I immediately scraped the rice in my rice bowl and picked it up to eat. Slowly, I gradually got rid of this bad habit.
Once, twice? I gradually got rid of this bad habit.
Until one day, I went to my grandmother's house to play, and there was no rice left for dinner. My grandmother looked at me with new eyes. Son, you finally got rid of this bad habit! ? I bowed my head in embarrassment.
Yes, I got rid of this bad habit. I also know that we should cherish food and don't waste every bit of food.
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