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Follow-up to The Struggle between Snakes and Clams
When the fisherman came home, he put the mussels in the basin by the door, then put the snipe in the iron cage by the window and went to the back room.
As soon as the fisherman left, the clam crawled out. After watching this scene, the snipe thought, this can't be done. If I let the clams crawl away, won't I die Thought of here, it immediately gave a shrill cry, and the fisherman immediately came out and caught the clam back. The clam gave the snipe a hard look, but the snipe was secretly laughing there.
The fisherman went into the back room again, and the snipe immediately picked the lock with its hard beak, looked at the clam like a winner and flew to the window. The clam can't let it fly away so easily, so it makes a loud noise. The fisherman came out to catch snipe again and put another chain on the cage.
Both of them can't get away from it, so they are deadlocked. The snipe suddenly said, "I don't think any of us can run away, because we are all holding each other back." "Yes, I think so, too." The clam replied, "Why don't we run out together?" "good!" The snipe agreed to the proposal of the clam. The clam crawled out of the basin and bit off the chain on the snipe cage. The snipe picked the lock and caught the clam with its claws. Two small animals flew out of the window together. ...
From then on, there is no joke in the world that snipe and clam compete for the benefit of the fisherman.
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