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20 17 Song Xiaobao's essay "going home" full version.

Essay "Going Home", actors: Song Xiaobao, Cheng Hong, Hong Liang, Zhao Wenjing.

Hong Liang: Hello everyone, welcome to my studio. I want to ask you, are you happy now?

Audience: Happy.

Hongliang: Happiness should be. Tell my sister what makes you unhappy. Just now, a fan asked me, what should I do if there is a problem in my marriage? First of all, husband and wife should be tolerant and understand each other. Don't quarrel over trifles. Don't you think so? No matter what happens, we women must never do this. Once done, it seems that there is no quality.

Song Xiaobao: OK, OK, I don't know how to spend the New Year. Laughing when you are angry. I've been crying now. Why, it's really like going through customs for me. In recent years, I have been married to my daughter-in-law for three years, and I haven't taken a penny home. You asked me where I spent all my money. I don't have time to tell you so much now, but I don't have time to tell you in detail about this year. I went to P (revision) for a while, and P (revision) added some money. I'll take care of this year first, and then call my daughter-in-law out and tell her about it later. Okay, I won't talk to you for a while. Bless me, bless me through all this. Yes, with your support and encouragement, I am not afraid of anything. Okay, no, problem. Wife, daughter-in-law

Hongliang: Hey.

Song Xiaobao: I'm back.

Hongliang: Honey, you're back.

Song Xiaobao: If you have anything in the future, tell your brother-in-law.

Zhao Wenjing: Yes.

Song Xiaobao: You know what? Your sister is very busy.

Hongliang: I'm not busy. He is very busy. Let's talk to my sister.

Song Xiaobao: What's the matter? A dog bit you?

Cheng Hong: It's so touching.

Song Xiaobao: No, why are you crying? Listen, you lost.

Cheng Hong: Brother, I can't stop crying. Brother, I heard all your conversation just now when I left it at the door. Compared with you, I am simply too small. I have to go for five dollars, doctor's sister-in-law

Hongliang: Hey.

Red: the decimal point is moved by one place. Doctor, I want to know now, how is the child now?

Zhao Wenjing: The child's condition has improved.

Cheng Hong: Can I still donate money?

Zhao Wenjing: Of course.

Cheng Hong: OK, I'll donate ten yuan.

Song Xiaobao: Just for fun. Donate ten dollars for crying like that.

Cheng Hong: Brother, don't I have any cash with me? Sister, what's more, I'll donate 600 yuan passbook.

Song Xiaobao: Isn't that mine?

Cheng Hong: Lend it to me first. Is it convenient for sister? Add a wechat.

Song Xiaobao: Why do you need WeChat?

Cheng Hong: I will turn red envelopes to donate money in the future.

Song Xiaobao: You scared me.

Cheng Hong: Will you fight or not?

Song Xiaobao: You didn't say anything? number

Cheng Hong: Sister, look, today, you gave me a very vivid and touching love lesson. In the future, I also hope to be like you, brother. So, I won't go home for the New Year this year. Anyway, I am alone. Shall I put it at your house this Spring Festival?

Song Xiaobao: What can I say?

Cheng Hong: Brother, I'm going out to buy something to eat.

Hongliang: You don't have to go shopping. I wrapped everything in jiaozi.

Cheng Hong: I'm going to buy some food, buy some food.

Hongliang: No, no, no.

Cheng Hong: Buy some food.

Hong Liang: No need.

Cheng Hong: I don't have any cash here. Give me this ten yuan.

Song Xiaobao: Take it back, then why? What about you, man? How could you do that? Give it back to others.

Cheng Hong: No, I'm kidding. The food is ready. It's outside the door.

Song Xiaobao: What about jiaozi?

Hongliang: Hey.

Zhao Wenjing: Brother, I thank you on behalf of your parents.

Hongliang: Come on.

Zhao Wenjing: Thank you, thank you.

Cheng Hong: OK. Come on, brother.

Song Xiaobao: Don't cook jiaozi yet. Let's celebrate the New Year for our friends.

Cheng Hong: OK.

Song Xiaobao: I hope the audience in front of the TV.

H: Happy New Year.

(End)