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How many people in Inner Mongolia have made a lot of jokes because they don’t understand these cultures?
1. I have been to Guangdong once, and I thought that Cantonese people call pretty girls pretty girls and handsome boys handsome boys. But they seem to call young people like that when they meet them. Once when I went to a small shop to eat, that The waitress called me pretty boy, what do you want? I didn't expect that she would call me that (of course it's not that I have no confidence in my appearance, I just don't know where people are called like this). I misunderstood it as "bad boy", which made me wonder, I thought to myself, what is "bad" about me? Or why I look like a gangster. Then I thought about it and realized that it is a normal way of calling people. 2. Luzhu North and Nan Luzhu asked each other to go to dinner together one day! The other party: I don’t want to eat. Lu Lu thought she was uncomfortable or didn’t want to go out: How about I buy food for you? Opponent: I told you I don’t want to eat! Luzhu: Okay... After a while, Luzhu saw her packing her things. Luzhu: Where are you going? If you feel uncomfortable, take a good rest. Other: Go eat rice noodles. Lulu: Aren’t you not going to eat? Opponent: Yes, I don’t eat. I didn’t say I don’t eat noodles! ! dew! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Luzhu later learned that in some places in the south, not eating means not eating rice, which does not mean not eating rice noodles. In Luzhu's place, not eating rice noodles and vegetables means not eating anything. 3. Southerners like to call their shoes "children" in their dialect. Southerners and northerners went out to play together. When passing a bridge, the southerner accidentally dropped her shoes. She exclaimed, "Oh, my child fell into the river. Northerners are big." shock!
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