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How bad can your mother-in-law be?

He is so bad that he acts as a troublemaker between the young couple and wants his son to divorce.

I have been married to my husband for three years, and our relationship is okay. I have never experienced earth-shattering love, so I don’t know if he is sincere to me, so I can’t figure it out. It was the year before that I had been working for a year. Because my husband didn't have a job, I forced him to go to work every day. During that time, we had a quarrel that spread to the ears of my mother-in-law.

Later, my husband found a job that paid well, so I stopped going to work. My mother-in-law came to live with us because she was in her hometown and we were in Guangzhou, but she came here alone. My husband brought our son before without asking her to come, so this time she came by herself. I am investing in my parents' business, so I am not working for the time being. However, my mother-in-law is very dissatisfied.

I said that all my money from working for a year was invested in business, and now I eat and use his son’s food. She would complain when I put on makeup and look in the mirror, and then it turned into scolding, and she would care about the food even if it was not in her hands. . He was not allowed to say a word loudly, and when it got serious, he and his son would fight against me together, forcing me to cry every day. My mother and I would even eat and tell jokes while our husband was being foolish and filial, and at the same time he thought his mother was right.

Because I didn’t go to work, I went to look for a job. On the day I looked for a job, my mother-in-law scolded me again for not cleaning the room. She thought I had to clean it every time it was dirty, and she He wears his own clothes for several days without changing them. I was very angry with my mother-in-law because she was looking for trouble every day. But my husband said, should I help you if you have a fight with my mother? I said you can keep silent, why are you talking about me with your mother?

Later, my husband coaxed me and I went to work. My mother-in-law stayed here and refused to leave. She kept quarreling with me, saying that she wanted me to give back to her the one who ate his son. Is there such a mother-in-law in the world? Just don’t let me take advantage of my husband’s money. One day I got angry and had a big quarrel with her. His son felt sorry for his mother, so he and his mother-in-law scolded me. I couldn't help but hit my husband with a chair. My husband's head was broken and he bled a lot.

My mother-in-law didn’t know that she was the one causing the trouble, so she kept scolding me, but she didn’t dare to come up and hit me. She was afraid that I would hit her with a chair again. I didn't expect that she would also be afraid one day. At that time, I was forced to lose my mind. I said that if we wanted to die, let's die together. Later, I left home and stayed in a hotel for a few nights until my mother-in-law returned to her hometown. When I was in the hotel, my husband came over every night. I said, I beat you so hard, why do you still come?

He said you beat me to death. I couldn't let you go either. I was very touched and at the same time I couldn't let go of my husband. Only then did I realize that he still had me in his heart, but if he had me, why would he deal with me with my mother-in-law? I said why are you so useless? You and your mother are dealing with me together. Is this your filial piety? Do you show your filial piety by hurting me?