The funniest joke in history

Xiao Wang and her boyfriend went to a friend's house to play. When her boyfriend drank too much, Xiao Wang brought her boyfriend to his house.

Suddenly my boyfriend said, "I'm a little." . . I want to throw up. I'll go. . . Bathroom. "

Xiao Wang said, "No, you have to go through my parents' room to get to the security line. I don't want them to know that you are still here so late. You can use the kitchen sink. "

The boyfriend said anxiously. "That. . . All right. "

The boyfriend stumbled into the kitchen. After a while, Xiao Wang heard her boyfriend shout, "Baby, you. . . Get some toilet paper. . . Come here! "

When the plane was about to land, the stewardess said to the passengers, "Please use chewing gum to make your ears feel more comfortable."

After the plane landed, a passenger found the stewardess and said, "Your method is so good that I can't feel my ears." But can you tell me how to get the gum out of my ear? "

If someone borrows 500 yuan from you for a long time and doesn't pay it back, and he is embarrassed to ask him directly, he will find an opportunity to quarrel with him and he will say 25250. ...