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Experiences of working part-time in classical Chinese

1. How do you feel after reading the ancient article "The Lazy Woman"

A woman is extremely lazy, and her husband handles all her daily needs. She only knows how to reach out for clothes and open her mouth for food. That’s all. One day, the husband was about to go on a long journey and would not return until five days later. Fearing that he would be too lazy to starve, he baked a big cake and put it on the woman's neck for five days' needs, so he went out without worries. When my husband returned home, he had been starving to death for three days. The husband was horrified. When he entered the room, he saw that he had only eaten one piece of the cake near his mouth, but the cake was still untouched.

——"Laughing Lin Guangji"

The general idea: A woman is very lazy. Her husband usually does everything at home. She only knows how to stretch out her hands for clothes and open her mouth for food. One day, the husband had to go out and would not come back for five days. He was worried that she would be too lazy and starve, so he baked a big cake and put it around the woman's neck. It was enough for her to eat for five days, so she went out without worries. By the time her husband returned home, the woman had been starving to death for three days. The husband was surprised. When he entered the room, he saw that the pancake wrapped around his neck had only been eaten in front of his mouth, and the other parts were not moved at all.

This is the pinnacle of laziness, absolutely great. This kind of persistence towards the bad habit of laziness can be said to be absolutely amazing.

Thoughts from "The Lazy Woman"

I recently read through "Laughing Lin Guangyu" and saw this joke: A woman is extremely lazy, and she Eating and drinking is all handled by her husband. She only knows how to stretch her hands with clothes and open her mouth with food. One day, the husband was about to go on a long journey. He was afraid that he would be too lazy to starve, so he baked a big cake and put it around his neck, which he would need for five days before he could go out safely. When her husband returned, the woman had been starving to death for three days. The husband was horrified. When he entered the room, he saw that he had only eaten a piece of the cake near his mouth, and the rest remained untouched. This joke is obviously too exaggerated. In real life, it would be difficult to find such a lazy and stupid woman.

No coincidence. According to an article: A certain school is a nationally renowned key school, known for cultivating students with both academic and moral excellence. But there was a third-grade student whose mother got up in the middle of the night to "pee" for him every night; when he was eleven years old, he still couldn't put on clothes or hats. There is a fourth-grade student who, in addition to other meals, has to bring an egg every day for lunch, and his parents are responsible for peeling it and putting it in his lunch box. Occasionally, the egg was not shelled, and the child was in trouble. He looked left and right, but he had no idea what to do, so he had to take it home. When his mother asked him why he didn't eat, he blamed her and said, "How can I eat without a seam?" This may seem absurd, but upon closer inspection, it's not uncommon.

I have a colleague who has a baby daughter who is over 18 years old and studying in a college in this city. She is usually busy with work, but she has to rush to her daughter’s residence every weekend. Wash and dry. I asked why this was so, and she actually replied: "While my daughter is still around, do more for her and be willing to do more. When you get married in the future, you will have no chance to do anything for her." I was shocked!

This reminds me of a modern classic: In the past, children who did not listen to their parents would have no food for you to eat today; children today, if their parents do not listen, I would not eat today. Some parents are no longer "the head of the government is willing to be a slave", but "the head of the government is willing to be the slave of his children". They are obedient to their children, from head to toe, eating, drinking, toileting, sleeping, everything is taken care of. As a result, the pampered children are like the lazy woman in "The Lazy Woman", who only knows how to "stretch out her hands when she comes to wear clothes, and open her mouth when she comes to eat", and her ability to take care of herself seems to be zero.

"Hope your son will become a dragon and your daughter will become a phoenix" is the wish of every parent. Of course, parents should provide their children with some help in daily life, but blindly "caring for them all" will not only make their children lazy, but also lead to the harm of the next generation. As the saying goes, "It's the father's fault if you don't teach. If you don't teach strictly, it's the teacher's laziness. If you don't learn when you are young, what will you do when you are old?" No matter how smart the child is, how high his IQ is, or how good his academic performance is, if he does not pay attention to the survival ability of at least adapting to the living environment and natural environment, if he wants to become a "dragon or phoenix" and do something big, I'm afraid it's unlikely.

At that time, it would be strange not to verify Su Dongpo’s “Everyone raises his son to be smart, but I will be harmed by my cleverness throughout my life”! 2. The feeling of working

In the long life and the long years, with heavy steps and simple luggage, I said goodbye to my hometown, my alma mater, and the warm embrace of my parents, and embarked on my journey south. The train was looking for my own future and dreams, so my working career began in the journey of my life. How many days and nights, how many winters passed and spring came. In this sea of ??hardships, I worked and struggled day and night, In order to pursue material and wealth, I work hard to explore, make progress, and pay, but I always give more than I get...

The road of life is such a tortuous and bumpy road, which always leaves me with nothing. , the passing years always make me sad and melancholy. Whenever I wander and hesitate in the streets and alleys, in the vast sea of ??people, my heart becomes cold. When I think about why others can find satisfactory jobs, And I am depressed and depressed because of my unhappy job. It is really not as good as God. In this wonderful metropolis, I always feel so insignificant. In this current wave of part-time work, I deeply feel the loss. There is more than what I got. There are too few true feelings, family ties, enthusiasm, and warmth in life. Only a "feeling of longing for me from afar" occupies my heart. Whenever the moon is full in the night sky, I can't help but think of my distant hometown, parents, friends and every family member. Looking up at the night sky, my eyes will fill with tears and my thoughts will roll. At this time, I wanted to fly back to the arms of my parents and tell them about the hardships of working. However, in order to temper and test myself, I only had one wish, to muster up the courage to move forward; to bury all the sorrows in my heart...

In the vast sea of ??people, who knows my heart? Who understands my love? Who can go with me? Although the south also has bright sunshine and majestic buildings, there must also be lonely and persistent you and me, a wounded heart. Only by wandering on the cliffs can we heal the wounds in our hearts and find balance; only by cherishing today and seizing tomorrow , make today’s life full of meaning, and then you can look forward to a brilliant and brilliant tomorrow………………! 3. Write about your feelings after learning classical Chinese

I have selected a set of articles here for your reference.

Hope this helps. High School Students’ Experience in Learning Classical Chinese The Significance of Learning Classical Chinese Wang Qing, Class 1, 2013 Senior High School Students We have been exposed to and studied classical Chinese since we were in elementary school.

Due to its long history, Bai Juyi’s so-called poems that “even an old woman can understand” are inevitably a bit obscure for us to read. But along the way, the gains and significance emerged unconsciously.

We have been memorizing it since we were babbling, reading "At the beginning of human beings, nature is good", and listening to our parents telling stories about "dogs saving dogs" and "huangxiang warms the mat". After reading "Wen Zhengming's Calligraphy Practice", I was deeply moved by his learning spirit of "taking ten books a day as a guide and making great progress in writing".

Entering high school, we studied more and more famous classical Chinese works. I feel more and more how necessary it is for Chinese people and young people who want to make progress to learn classical Chinese.

Read "Zengguang Xianwen": sheep have the kindness of kneeling to breastfeed, and crows have the meaning of feeding back. We clearly understand that we must honor our parents.

Reading "Book of the Later Han Dynasty", everyone in the world knows that taking is taking, but no one knows that taking is taking. I learned that giving to others is also a kind of gain.

Reading "Gongsun Longzi" and not fighting when you are insulted is an insult. It teaches us that it is a shame to not stand up when justice is insulted and bullied.

Reading "Mencius", the old and the old are related to the old, and the young and the young are related to the young. Reading "Zhuangzi", the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, while the friendship between villains is as sweet as sweet wine.

Read "Zuo Zhuan", read "The Doctrine of the Mean", and read Fan Zhongyan's "Be worried about the world's worries first, and be happy after the world's happiness". By studying classical Chinese, I directly understood history and the thoughts of ancient people.

Much of the knowledge that Chinese people must know comes from classical Chinese. Three mountains and five mountains, three emperors and five emperors...

However, it is undeniable that when faced with the ideas and concepts of the ancients, we must be realistic and understand them in conjunction with the historical background of the time. However, the reference role it brings to us is absolutely undeniable. The past serves the present, inherit and develop.

Traditional Chinese medicine is a medicine that originated in China and has the characteristics of holistic concept, syndrome differentiation and treatment. It undoubtedly inherits our country's traditional culture very well.

Even during the Cultural Revolution, traditional Chinese medicine was still developed with the support of party and state policies as a medical example of "serving the past for the present". In modern times, traditional Chinese medicine is still one of the common methods of treating diseases in China.

Classical Chinese has always been a required subject in the traditional Chinese medicine examination. Traditional Chinese medicine emerged from primitive society, and the theory of traditional Chinese medicine in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods has been basically formed.

For medicine alone, what a wealth of wisdom is contained in classical Chinese! The Chinese nation is a nation with a long history. Five thousand years of long history are condensed in written classics.

There are infinitely rich materials embodying the wisdom of the ancients in classical Chinese. Of course, studying these classic articles will have a positive effect and influence on our self-cultivation.

As sons and daughters of the Chinese nation, it is our unshirkable obligation and responsibility to carry forward the traditional culture of our motherland. As middle school students, in the process of inheriting and developing traditional culture, we can increase the charm of our conversation, broaden our horizons, and enrich our knowledge. Why not? Experience in learning classical Chinese Chao Ruijie, Class 2, 2013, Senior High School Classical Chinese is a written language in ancient China, which mainly includes written language based on the spoken language in the pre-Qin period.

During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, items used to record text had not yet been invented. Bamboo slips, silk and other items were used to record text. Silk was expensive, bamboo slips were bulky and the number of words recorded was limited. In order to be able to record text in To write down more things on a "one volume" bamboo slip, unimportant words need to be deleted. Later, when "paper" was used on a large scale, the ruling class's habit of using "official documents" for their correspondence had been finalized, and the ability to use "classical Chinese" had evolved into a symbol of reading and literacy.

Classical Chinese is relative to vernacular. It is characterized by writing based on words, paying attention to allusions, parallel antithesis, neat rhythm and no punctuation. It includes strategies, poems, lyrics, tunes, eight-part essays, Parallel prose, ancient prose and other literary styles. As a Chinese, it is everyone's unshirkable task to learn and inherit the excellent culture left by our ancestors.

It is conducive to our understanding of traditional culture, ancient characters, living customs, and scenic spots. Through the study of classical Chinese, it can guide the direction of our lives. When we are at the bottom of our lives, we It reminds me of Fan Zhongyan's "Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself". When we feel unconfident about ourselves, we will naturally think of Li Bai's famous saying "I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will come back again after all the money I have spent".

Therefore, it is very important for us to study classical Chinese and finally master and become familiar with the application of classical Chinese. There are several ways to learn classical Chinese: First, from the character level, you should be able to read and write accurately, that is, you can accurately grasp the pronunciation and shape of characters, and pay special attention to the learning of Tongqi characters.

Second, from the perspective of words, we should study from several aspects such as commonly used content words, commonly used function words, conjugation of parts of speech, ancient and modern synonyms, etc. Specifically speaking, it starts from the polysemy of commonly used content words, the multiple uses of commonly used function words, the usage of operative, ideational, and verb in the conjugation of parts of speech, as well as the conversion and conjugation phenomena between nouns, verbs, and adjectives, ancient and modern Learn the differences in meaning between words with the same glyph.

Third, from the sentence level, you should master several special classical Chinese sentence patterns, including elliptical sentences, inversion sentences, passive sentences and judgment sentences, etc. Specifically speaking, it is to grasp the omission of subject, predicate, object and preposition in omitted sentences, the preposition of predicate, preposition of object, postposition of attributive and adverbial in inverted sentences, and the word "yu" in passive sentences means passive. , the word "see" means passive, the word "wei" means passive, the word "bei" means passive and passive phenomena without passive signs, there are several common formats of judgment sentences (such as... who,... also.

Another example is judgment sentences expressed by "wei, nai, ie", etc.). Fourth, from the perspective of literary and cultural common sense, we should pay attention to literary common sense such as authors, works, and the era in which the author lived, and pay attention to accumulating cultural common sense in ancient imperial examinations, calendars, timekeeping, festivals, surnames, titles, and official promotions, etc., combined with historical knowledge , such as saying that officials "moved to the left" means that officials were demoted.

Therefore, we must pay attention to the accumulation of history and culture in our daily studies. Fifth, after studying, we can read more classical books, such as Sima Qian's "Historical Records". You can buy books that compare ancient and modern times, so that you can compare them while reading, which will help improve your appreciation level.

I can do this. 4. A 600-word essay on feelings and experiences in learning classical Chinese

Since elementary school, we have been exposed to and studied classical Chinese. Due to the age, Bai Juyi's so-called "old ladies can understand" poems are inevitably a bit obscure and difficult for us to read. But along the way, the gains and significance emerged unconsciously.

We have been memorizing it since we were babbling, reading "At the beginning of human beings, nature is good", and listening to our parents telling stories about "dogs saving dogs" and "huangxiang warms the mat". After reading "Wen Zhengming's Calligraphy Practice", I was deeply moved by his learning spirit of "taking ten books a day as a guide and making great progress in writing".

When we enter high school, we study more and more famous classics in classical Chinese. I feel more and more how necessary it is for Chinese people and young people who want to make progress to learn classical Chinese.

Read "Zengguang Xianwen": sheep have the kindness of kneeling to breastfeed, and crows have the meaning of feeding back. We clearly understand that we must honor our parents. Reading "Book of the Later Han Dynasty" everyone in the world knows that taking is taking, but no one knows that taking is taking. I learned that giving to others is also a kind of gain. Reading "Gongsun Longzi" and seeing an insult but not fighting is an insult. It teaches us that it is a shame to not stand up when justice is insulted and bullied. Reading "Mencius", the old and the old are related to the old, and the young and the young are related to the young. Reading "Zhuangzi", the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, while the friendship between villains is as sweet as sweet wine. Read "Zuo Zhuan", read "The Doctrine of the Mean", read Fan Zhongyan's "Be worried about the world first, and be happy after the world is happy".

By studying classical Chinese, I directly understood the history and the thoughts of the ancients. Much of the knowledge that Chinese people must know comes from classical Chinese. Three mountains and five mountains, three emperors and five emperors... However, it is undeniable that when faced with the ideas and concepts of the ancients, we must seek truth from facts and understand them based on the historical background of the time. However, the reference effect it brings to us is absolutely undeniable.

The past serves the present, inherit and develop. Traditional Chinese medicine is a medicine that originated in China and has the characteristics of holistic concept, syndrome differentiation and treatment. It undoubtedly inherits our country's traditional culture very well. Even during the Cultural Revolution, traditional Chinese medicine continued to develop with the support of party and state policies as a medical example of "serving the past for the present". In modern times, traditional Chinese medicine is still one of the common methods of treating diseases in China. Classical Chinese has always been a required subject in the traditional Chinese medicine examination. Traditional Chinese medicine emerged from primitive society, and the theory of traditional Chinese medicine in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods has been basically formed. Regarding medicine alone, what a wealth of wisdom is contained in classical Chinese!

The Chinese nation is a nation with a long history. Five thousand years of long history are condensed in written classics. There are infinitely rich materials embodying the wisdom of the ancients in classical Chinese. Of course, studying these classic articles will have a positive effect and influence on our self-cultivation.

As sons and daughters of the Chinese nation, it is our unshirkable obligation and responsibility to carry forward the traditional culture of our motherland. As middle school students, in the process of inheriting and developing traditional culture, we can increase the charm of our conversation, broaden our horizons, and enrich our knowledge. Why not? 5. Resignation Speech from Classical Chinese

Is this okay? Although I am not a Su from Classical Chinese, I hope it will be helpful to you. .

I just quit human resources, and I don’t know why human resources are so reviled in Tesco.

I have worked in several jobs, from novice to key player, and I have done it step by step. I have never doubted my ability.

The first job in Shenzhen was as exciting and exciting as the 200 yuan salary I received at the radio station when I was a junior in college in 2002.

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In less than 3 weeks, I will actually submit my resignation! It also makes me question myself all the time, am I really that incompetent?

I think I am unqualified, and very unqualified. After opening the store for more than 4 months, I was the fourth junior to leave HR.

In my case The units I have worked for include public institutions and state-owned enterprises. I have devoted myself to my work with full enthusiasm and integrated the realization of my own value with the destiny of the enterprise. I have no complaints at all. But I have to think deeply at this moment. The negative teaching materials of TESCO require a strong writer to spend more time to collect and organize them. If I can take on this important task, even if I spend half a year conducting a thorough store survey, I will not be able to do it. It was achieved in time. The underlying conflicts were too complicated and the British overestimated the self-discipline of the Chinese people. Yue Fei famously said: 'If military attaches are willing to die, civil servants do not love money, the world will be peaceful! 'I think this is the so-called true view of career. When my boss said to me bluntly, 'Don't look at the process, only look at the results', I began to question my efforts, 'Is it for career or for survival? Value', when there is only the word 'sadness' in my heart, my resignation order and handover order have come into being.

Employee forum, I don't know who is in charge of this? If it is just about venting and complaining, then the meaning of existence is too single. If a company wants to develop and employees want to grow, then there is no strong corporate culture to bear it, and then there is no theory to arm all the employees' efforts. The growth of employees means that the development of the enterprise is out of the question. When the mood of grassroots employees is very low, just relying on a positive attitude training or a salary increase is a very short-term motivation method. Once When you feel down again, what can you do to fix it? Many companies will talk about career design, and TESCO is no exception. However, design is design. Without the details and process of implementation, just using a result to satisfy your hunger, or hoping for a plum blossom to quench your thirst will definitely not solve the problem. People who know how to do things will not solve the problem. , must know how to think, but people who know how to think may not be able to do things, so the process is more difficult to obtain than the results. The affirmation of the process is the affirmation of employees and the affirmation of my own leadership. This is what I have learned over the years. Very limited experience gained from grassroots management.

After receiving recognition, employees feel that their efforts have value, and they have higher-level requirements for re-gaining or improving value. So this is the first step to success. Relying on affirmation alone cannot solve some actual work difficulties. Then you need to affirm the height of the work target. The height of the work is a step-by-step process, just like weightlifting. It cannot be done in an instant. Improving one's own performance to world record level requires real-time summary of employees' work performance and short-term goals. This kind of work motivation is also a way to discover and screen talents. This intuitive management method is very important in My previous work unit also used it, and it was very effective. I have participated in many corporate trainings, all of which were aimed at grassroots management. They are much more scientific and humane than TESCO’s existing management methods. However, because there is no opportunity to graft, Certain trainings can only be implemented in a formal way every week, and the employees who participate are not very motivated. This issue is worth thinking about. What kind of training is needed to solve the problem of turnover rate? What kind of training is needed to solve the problem of attrition rate? Solve communication problems instead of being dogmatic with a book. These exposed problems are not issues that a supervisor and human resources manager can discuss. It is not just a salary increase issue. Some employees Even if you are given a salary promise, you still choose to leave, then the problem has begun to become complicated. This problem also exposes the subjective assumptions of some supervisors, and the problem still cannot be solved.

Decision.

If you give me time, it shouldn’t be a big problem for me to write a 20,000-word report, but I am really tired today. I resigned and have mixed feelings.