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The King's Speech classic lines

King George VI: [Logue is sitting on the coronation throne] Get up! Y-you can't sit there! GET UP!

Lionel Logue: Why not? It's a chair.

King George VI: T-that... that is Saint Edward's chair.

Lionel Logue: People have carved their names on it.

Roger sits on the coronation throne

George VI: Get up! You can't sit anywhere! Get up

Leno Rogge: Why not? Isn't it just a chair?

George VI: Now...that...that's St. Edward's chair.

Leno Rogge: Everyone just engraved their names on it.

Lionel Logue: Do you know any jokes?

King George VI: ...Timing isn't my strong suit.

First visit

Leno Rogge: Can you tell a joke?

George VI: ...Controlling time is not my strong point.

King George VI: L-listen to me... listen to me!

Lionel Logue: Why should I waste my time listening to you?

King George VI: Because I have a voice!

Lionel Logue: ...yes, you do.

A dispute between two people

King George VI: Listen...listen to me...listen to me!

Leno Rogge: Why should I waste my time listening to you?

King George VI: Just because what I say matters.

Leno Rogge: ...Yes, that's true.

Stanley Baldwin: Your greatest test... is yet to come!

Prime Minister Resigns

Stanley Baldwin: Your greatest test... is yet to come! .

Queen Elizabeth: My husband's work involves a great deal of public speaking.

Lionel Logue: Then he should change jobs.

Queen Elizabeth: He can' t.

Lionel Logue: What is he, an indentured servant?

Queen Elizabeth: Something like that.

Queen Elizabeth visited Rome anonymously for the first time Queen Elizabeth: My husband's job involves a lot of public speaking.

Leno Rogge: It would be more reliable to change jobs.

Queen Elizabeth: Change it as early as possible.

Leno Rogge: Could it be that he is a slave at the mercy of others?

Queen Elizabeth: That’s about it.

Logue: What was your earliest memory?

King George VI: I'm not... -here to discuss... -personal matters.

Lionel Logue: Why are you here then?

King George VI: Because I bloody well stammer!

This is still the first time seeing a doctor

Leno ·Rogge: What is your earliest memory?

King George VI: I am not... here to discuss... personal privacy.

Leno Rogge: Then why are you here?

King George VI: Because I stutter to death.

Lilibet: What's he saying? [watching a clip of Hitler speaking]

King George VI: I don't know but... he seems to be saying it rather well.

Watch the video of Hitler’s speech

Elibert: What is he talking about?

King George VI: I don’t know, but...it seems to be very provocative.

Myrtle Logue: Will their Majesties be staying for dinner?

Queen Elizabeth: We would love to, such a treat, but alas... a previous engagement. What a pity.

Mrs. Rogge came home early and bumped into His Majesty the King and the Queen

Merton Rogge: May I ask if Your Majesty would stay for dinner?

Queen Elizabeth: We are very happy to do so. It is difficult to refuse such hospitality, but... we have made arrangements in advance. Very sorry.

King George VI: If I am King, where is my power? Can I declare war? Form a government? Levy a tax? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority because they think that when I speak, I speak for them. But I can't speak.

Before the Declaration of War

George VI: If I were king, where would my power be? Can I declare war? Can I form a government? Raise taxes? None! But I still have to show up and take the top spot, just because the whole country believes... that my voice represents them. But I couldn't tell.

King Edward VIII: Sorry, I've been terribly busy.

King George VI: Doing what?

King Edward VIII: Kinging.

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Controversy between royal brothers

Edward VIII: Sorry, I have been very busy recently.

George VI: What are you busy with?

Edward VIII: Just be busy being the king.

[As King George is lighting a cigarette]

Lionel Logue: Please don't do that.

King George VI: I'm sorry?

Lionel Logue: I believe sucking smoke into your lungs will kill you.

King George VI: My physicians say it relaxes the throat.

Lionel Logue: They 're idiots.

King George VI: They've all been knighted.

Lionel Logue: Makes it official then.

Logue forbids the king from smoking

Leno Rogge: Please don’t do that.

King George VI: What?

Leno Rogge: Smoking into the lungs is equivalent to suicide.

George VI: My doctor said it would relax the throat.

Leno Rogge: They are idiots.

George VI: They have all been knighted.

Leno Rogge: That’s the official idiot.

[Talking to Churchill about the influence that Wallis Simpson seems to have on Edward VIII]

Queen Elizabeth: Apparently she has certain skills - acquired at an establishment in Shanghai.

Talking to Churchill about how Mrs. Simpson attracted Edward VIII

Queen Elizabeth: Apparently she has her own unique...methods, which she probably learned in Shanghai.

The Final Speech

"The King's Speech"

At this solemn moment

Perhaps the most life-or-death moment in our nation's history time

I send this message to everyone

no matter where you are

I feel the same for you

I even hope to tell you door to door

Most of us will face a second war

We have repeatedly sought peaceful means

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Solving disputes between nations

But all in vain

We are forced into this war

We must accept this challenge

If Hitler prevails

The world’s civilized order will be destroyed

After this belief loses its disguise

It is just a naked pursuit of power

To defend everything we hold dear

We must accept this challenge

For this noble purpose

I appeal to the people at home

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And the people abroad take this as their own responsibility

I implore everyone to remain calm and firm

Unite in the face of the test

The test is severe

We will still face a period of difficult days

War is not limited to the front lines

Only with justice in mind can we act correctly

We are This pious prayer to God

As long as everyone has firm faith

With God's help

We will surely win

In this grave hour, perhaps the most fateful in history, I send to every household of my peoples, both at home and overseas, this message, spoken with the same depth of feeling for each one of you as if I were able to cross your threshold and speak to you myself.

For the second time in the lives of most of us, we are at war.

Over and over again, we have tried to find a peaceful way out of the differences between ourselves and those who are now our enemies; but it has bee in vain.

We have been forced into a conflict, for which we are called, with our allies to meet the challenge of a principle which, if it were to prevail, would be fatal to any civilized order in the world.

It is a principle which permits a state in the selfish pursuit of power to disregard its treaties and its solemn pl

edges, which sanctions the use of force or threat of force against the sovereignty and independence of other states.

Such a principle, stripped of all disguise, is surely the mere primitive doctrine that might is right, and if this principle were established through the world, the freedom of our own country and of the whole British Commonwealth of nations would be in danger.

But far more than this, the peoples of the world would be kept in bondage of fear, and all hopes of settled peace and of security, of justice and liberty, among nations, would be ended.

This is the ultimate issue which confronts us. For the sake of all that we ourselves hold dear, and of the world order and peace, it is unthinkable that we should refuse to meet the challenge.

It is to this high purpose that I now call my people at home and my peoples across the seas, who will make our cause their own.

I ask them to stand calm and firm and united in this time of trial.

The task will be hard. There may be dark days ahead , and war can no longer be confined to the battlefield, but we can only do the right as we see the right, and reverently commit our cause to God. If one and all we keep resolutely faithful to it, ready for whatever service or sacrifice it may demand, then with God's help, we shall prevail.