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Is it credible to say "nothing goes to the Three Treasures Hall"?

"Two party election collection? Miscellaneous feelings is a poem by Huang Zhongze, a poet in Qing Dynasty, which created the famous sentence "Nothing goes to the Three Treasures Hall". (network picture)

The phrase "nothing goes to the Three Treasures Hall" is bound to blow up when it hits the scholar's forehead.

Nothing is a scholar.

Nothing, just a scholar? Are you full of poems and books? Which sentence are you listening to? Of course, there are other versions. Gentle as "besieged city" ate dry vinegar at this moment:

Miss Su said, "Hung-chien, you studied philosophy, didn't you?"

Zhao Meixin said with a dry smile in his throat: "From the point of view of people who do practical things, learning philosophy is no different from learning nothing."

Not elegant, but:

Can you find a wife after reading so many books?

This sentence, still have to ask the original author Huang Zhongze:

Who told you to say such a thing to a scholar and spread ill feelings? Do you discriminate against scholars, huh?

Interpretation of Huang Zhongze's Poems

However, if you say it out of context, it is tantamount to playing hooligans. Therefore, let's take a look at this poem by Huang Zhongze (Huang Jingren). The full text is as follows:

The immortal Buddha didn't make it, only knowing that the night was uneven.

The wind shed is full of sad songs, and the mud is stained with poverty and happiness.

Nine out of ten people are contemptible, but none of them is a scholar.

Don't worry about poetry. Spring birds and autumn insects make their own voices.

The first sentence says that you can't do whatever you want, and the second sentence "If things are not fair, they will sound", which comes from Han Yu's words to comfort Meng Jiao "If things are not fair, they will sound". In other words, Huang Zhongze's political career is not very exciting, but his feelings are very good. In The Scholars, Zhou Jin failed the exam and cried with the door panel. Huang Zhong is very gentle, but we can make a scene.

The second couplet "Mud Flour" says that "Zen has dipped in mud floe, and it is not crazy to follow the spring breeze." The latter "auspicious name" is Du Mu's "Ten-year dream of Yangzhou, winning the auspicious name of a brothel". We failed in the exam, frustrated and wandering in the rivers and lakes.

After complaining for a while, I finally got to the third sentence:

Nine out of ten people are contemptible, but none is a scholar.

It's like laughing at yourself and being angry, making fun of yourself.

Ancient poets were all kind and knew how to laugh at themselves. Lu You's "This body is a poet's failure" and Su Shi's "I missed my life for cleverness". Just looking, don't take it seriously.

If we just splash it like this, Huang Zhongze's poems will be sharp and not sincere enough: if we fail to get into college, we will say that all the college entrance examination students are terrible and everyone will complain; But when I come back, it seems that the gentleman's wind is high and the villain's water is high. Huang Zhongze will round his words:

"Don't worry about poetry, spring birds and autumn insects sing."

The allusions here, or as Han Yu advised Meng Jiao:

Choose those who are good at singing and pretend to sing: sing spring with birds ... sing autumn with insects.

Therefore, Huang Zhongze's attitude is still: You can still sing like a bug without entering the temple.

The self-deprecating style of talented people

If so, this poem can be simply summarized as follows:

I didn't go in; Be in a bad mood; Wandering without roots, hitting a wall everywhere. The exam is really boring. What's the use of reading?

But-all the essence is behind-I still find someone who is willing to listen to me (such as myself) and give him the songs of birds in spring and insects in autumn.

Generally speaking, the artistic conception of this poem is:

I can't publish a book, but I can write what I like. Have fun!

Although there is suspicion of self-indulgence, Huang Zhongze's poems are free and easy. Hong said that Huang Zhong was "swallowing autumn insects and dancing to make cranes sick". He's sick. He's an autumn bug, but he can still dance.

So, in the future, if someone tells you that "everything goes to the Three Treasures Hall", you can just dump this poem by kotaro oshio:

"Don't worry about poetry, spring birds and autumn insects sing."

We are useless, but we can still make a sound!

Of course, this is not the focus of this article.

Huang Zhong said that he was "a useless scholar". However, Zhang Weiping said:

"Husband is a genius, husband is a fairy. Since ancient times, few people have sought it. For more than a hundred years, only Huang Zhong. "

Bao is a braggart. In calligraphy, he "prides himself on being the first person in the right army", but he admires Huang Zhongze. "After 60 years of work, the poet comes first."

In Fortress Besieged, Dong Xiechuan's tone was so loud that Su Shi looked down on him, but in summary, he was quite polite. His father said, "He hasn't got rid of the dry habits of Huang Zhongze and Gong Dingan. I made the same light as soon as I started writing." It shows that Huang Zhong is the spokesman of Gan family's habits. In the Gan family era, for more than half a century, a person spoke for himself!

Huang Zhong, as a scholar, felt frustrated and useless, but died at the age of thirty-five. He read and wrote poems and became a great poet in the Qing Dynasty. He was regarded as a genius, an immortal and the first person in sixty years.

Such a person actually said that "nothing is a scholar", which is self-deprecating and coquetry.

Zhao Yi's Three Minutes and Seven Days

Zhao Yi once said: "Learn from the times, three minutes and seven days."

-Zhao Yi is what person? When he was less than 30 years old, he entered the military plane, wrote thousands of words, and squatted on the ground to write articles. He is a brush demon who can wait for horses. The 34-year-old scholar should have been the first, but Gan Long thought that Shaanxi was not the first scholar in the Qing Dynasty, so he took the third place. Completed the Notes on Twenty-two Histories, which is a scary thing, and there are only a handful of Qing Dynasty in academic circles. Poetry is juxtaposed with Yuan Mei and Zhang Wentao.

Diligence, study, achievement and talent are enough. Such an old man, rolling on the ground and pulling his beard, "three minutes and seven days", what is this? Self-mockery and coquetry.

Self-mockery and coquetry are so touching because special people will come out when they say it. Huang Zhong is qualified to make fun of himself. He is useless as a scholar. Zhao Yi is qualified to make a conclusion, three minutes and seven days. There is no doubt that they are anti-intelligent in saying this, because their achievements are irreplaceable.

Besides, the two of them have finished coquetry and have not given up on themselves. It's time to write a poem and a book. "We are spring birds and autumn insects, and we want to sing."

So "nothing is a scholar" and "three minutes and seven days".

Su Shi is "proud of his poems and books"

The phrase "boasting in poetic spirit" comes from Su Shi's Farewell to Dong Chuan. (network picture)

The phrase "humility in poetic spirit" seems to support the scholars' statement.

Of course, it's still an old saying: you can't take it out of context. The original sentence is:

I am full of life, I am full of poems and books.

The clothes are simple and look poor.

But there are poetry books in the belly, and the bearing is natural and luxurious.

Here's another contrast effect. It is high tolerance, not clothes, but connotative knowledge.

Temperament knowledge embodies the connotation more than clothes, which is the key point.

I know, there must be people who are not satisfied with this statement. Some people think that the person who writes "prides himself on his poetry books" must be a smug and literate poor man. No matter how boastful, how good can the connotation be?

In fact, the person who wrote this sentence did not have any savings in his life and did not enjoy great happiness. In my forties, in order to stop buying things, I need to hang copper coins on the beams and take them off when necessary-to stop buying things. Seeing that my son-in-law was out of wine, I had to persuade him to drink a glass of spring water. When my salary was very low, I cultivated my own land to supplement my family and invented radish rice. If you can't afford meat at home, eat less. If you can't afford a car, just walk around and comfort yourself that it's good for your health. When I think of my hometown, I think of fat white fish and shepherd's purse, and consider the problems of Artemisia annua and cold cakes. The ideal is to get up after waking up in spring, put on shoes, set foot on the fields and cook with fresh wild vegetables. I am happy to say that the mountain breeze and the bright moon on the river are free.

This man likes to take a nap. I like to take a hot bath in the monk temple. I like staying in bed. I think the best thing in life is to get up early and comb my hair, and then go to bed. There is no rice, and I plan to have a toothache tomorrow. Hey, hey, hey, I can eat his chicken. Sit down and talk to anyone, monks and Taoists, beggars and petty officials, drunkards and farmers. Like to tell cold jokes. I like to soak my feet in hot water. Try it yourself? Making ink almost burned down the house. Making wine by yourself leads to diarrhea in the family. I saw the pavilion while climbing the mountain, and wanted to have a rest, but I couldn't climb it. Suddenly, I thought: where can't I rest? Oh, I'm really lazy. Everyone has a good experience! I sat down happily. He was bored and wrote all this down.

This man is really not rich all his life. I can't live anywhere, and there is no legacy when I arrive. But in the end, his life, with these poor days, proved that with poetry in his stomach, tolerance can be very comfortable and elegant. His experience, combined with his name, is enough to prove that "his mind is full of poems and books":

As long as you have read enough poetry books, you can live a taste and tolerance in any messy day. He can really clap his chest and say, "I am responsible for what I write, that is, I am full of poetry and books, don't believe it!" look at me

This man's name is Su Shi.