A must-read joke for boys

A must-read joke for boys

A must-read joke for boys: What is life and what is happiness. On rainy days, my father or mother took us on bicycles, wearing raincoats. They would let us get behind the raincoats and put our arms around their waists. We will keep asking: Where are you? Where are you? ?What is happiness?

A must-read joke for boys (1)

1. When I saw a beautiful girl holding a vegetable leaf between her teeth, I went up to her and said: ?Beauty, can I help you lick the vegetable leaves from between your teeth with the tip of my tongue? ?

As a result, the beautiful woman came up and gave me a big ear of melon seeds and said: "You dare to snatch food from my mouth. You are tired of living." ?

2. Man: Come here, I have a love interest that I want to talk to you about.

Female: Humph, there is nothing to talk about except love with someone like you.

Then they hung out together.

3. I was shopping with my girlfriend and saw a lot of people selling peace fruits and flowers on the roadside. I took her hand and said affectionately: Dear, did you know that boys will give peace fruits to boys on Christmas Eve? and flowers for your beloved girl. ?

My girlfriend nodded shyly. I continued: "If I had known we would also wholesale some peace fruits and flowers for sale, business would have been very good." ?

4. Female: Are you free tonight? My computer is broken.

Male: Okay! Is your husband on a business trip again?

Female: Bah! It’s really computer repair.

Male: Do you think I can really repair computers?

5. Winter is here, and Xiao Li’s girlfriend next door knitted a scarf for him.

I felt envious, so I said to my girlfriend: Look at how good my girlfriend is, but you don’t even know how to learn from her?

She nodded.

A few days later, Xiao Li wore two scarves when he went out. A must-see joke for boys (2)

1. I teach my younger brother: When we go out to hang out, the knife is the one who eats, so practice more when you have nothing to do. ?

The younger brother said: "My eldest brother is still too cool. I can only use chopsticks." ?

2. When I went to a noodle shop to eat, I asked the boss: "Your noodles are too hard and I can't bite them!"

The boss looked at them and said: "That's how tough they are." ?

3. A: Why are you so short?

B: Because I am afraid of heights. ?

A: Don’t you feel inferior because you are so short?

B: Everyone can’t lift their heads when they see me. Do you think I will feel inferior? ?

A. . .

4. I was shopping with my friends today, and there was a beautiful woman holding four little golden retrievers, which was very eye-catching! I was stunned!

At this time, my friend pushed me: ?Call her! She lost her wallet!?

I was stunned, and then shouted: ?Hey! That dog dealer! You lost your wallet!!?

5. Last night I had a dream. A child asked me to save him. I asked how to save you?

He said: During this time, if someone asks you to borrow money, just don’t borrow it!

The next day my best friend asked me to borrow money to have an abortion. . . Must-read jokes for boys (3)

1. Yesterday, I stayed up all night at an Internet cafe, and there was a beautiful girl sitting next to me. I was having fun, and the beautiful girl patted me and said: Handsome guy, I’m hot, let’s take advantage of it. Smoke.

Just call me this handsome guy. Here, take this bag.

The beauty looked at me with disdain and took out the last stick inside. . .

2. My colleague went to the toilet and took a long time to come back. Me: Did you go on a trip?

She said: Yes, I’m sorry, I didn’t bring you any specialties. . .

3. While waiting for the bus, I met a goddess-level girl, so I walked up to chat with her: "Beauty, are you waiting for the bus?"

The goddess said something that I will never forget: Wait. Business.

4. Female diaosi chatted with the goddess. Female diaosi: Why are your breasts so firm and my breasts are so flat?

Goddess: Knead more and squeeze more. ?

Female diaosi: ?I rub and squeeze it every day, but it just doesn’t stand up. ?

Goddess: Who told you that you did it yourself?

5. I went to the Internet cafe to play games and wanted to sleep in the middle of the night, but the woman next to me was too excited to play games. And screaming.

I couldn’t bear it anymore so I said, Miss, can you let me sleep for a while?

I was slapped before I finished speaking. Did I say something wrong? ;