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There is a joke about 1 10 and 1 19. Does anyone know?
Call 1 19 first.
Me: Hello, is this 1 19? If you are angry, will you really come to save you?
1 19: You have to believe us, this is a national mechanism and will definitely come.
Then dial 1 10.
Me: Hello, do you put out the fire?
1 10: Comrade, do you know that it is a crime to make emergency calls indiscriminately? (pa pa, hangs up the phone)
Then 1 19
Me: Excuse me, as long as you are angry, you will save them, right?
1 19: Comrade, that's for sure.
Me: Just now 1 10' s comrade lost his temper. Please go and save him.
1 19: Comrade, you are breaking the law, do you know? ()
Then 1 10
Me: Someone threatened me and I called the police! ! !
1 10: Make things clear!
Me: 1 19' s operator just threatened me that I broke the law!
Comrade, you ...
So 120
Me: Is this the emergency center?
120: Hello, this is 120 emergency center. what can I do for you?
Me: I called 1 10 just now, and the operator was probably angry. Please help! ! !
120:……
Then I heard the public phone "tick, tick, tick ..." ...
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