What should you do when someone is angry? Tell a joke.

1. When I was in high school, after class, my classmates rushed outside to buy lunch boxes. In order to arrive before others, a girl took a shortcut, but the manhole cover in front of her was not properly covered and she fell down! After a while, she climbed up on the edge of the well, feeling very embarrassed. A group of junior high school children walked by in horror. She unexpectedly got wise and said while climbing: Hey! It’s really hard to cultivate... ★☆

2. When I was in middle school, I was bitten by mosquitoes while sleeping naked in the summer. I was itching unbearably in class, but I couldn’t reach in and scratch it, I can bear it! It hurts so much! During class, I stole a box of cooling oil from my classmate (a girl) and rushed to the toilet. After smearing it on, I regretted it so much - it was so exciting that my DD curled up and said nothing and never went back! The lack of clothes in summer couldn't stop me, so I had to bend down and move back to the classroom, sit down and lean against the desk, not daring to move. The cooling oil smelled really strong. My deskmate shouted sharply and asked, "Did you steal my cooling oil? Where did you apply it?" ! ——I would rather die than live!

I just opened the Coke and took a few sips. After shaking it, I had a spurt. I blocked my mouth and persisted until it finally sprayed out from my nose. ★☆

3. One day I got on the bus with a good friend. The front was full, so I ran to the back and sat down when there were just two seats left. There were two middle school boys in the front row. Just sit there. After one stop, a woman in her 20s led a 7 or 8-year-old boy onto the bus. (I later learned that

this was her child, :()

There was no seat, so I stood next to the two middle school students. After a while, the child started to make a fuss, saying that his legs hurt. .

The middle school student stood up and offered his seat to the child.

The young woman said: Let the child sit on your lap.

The middle school student agreed. The child sat on the middle school student's lap.

After a few stops, a very beautiful girl came up, and she was also wearing very sexy clothes. Short skirt.

The bus was driving, and the child suddenly shouted to his mother:

"Mom, my brother's little ass is moving! And his father's." Same."

Walking around!

Haha, there was a commotion in the car.

The middle school student was so ashamed. He pulled his classmates and shouted at the driver:

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"Ring the bell!!" (He wanted to shout open the door, haha)

Then, he got off the bus ★☆

4. When I was in high school, I woke up at home and ate two oranges at noon. My fingers turned yellow after eating, and I went straight to school without washing my hands. In the afternoon, when I was with my classmates, a classmate said, "Why are you so disgusting?" I wiped my fingers after pooping!” I said, “It’s not poop, it’s the oranges I ate at lunch.” After that, I rubbed my fingers.

It was terrible in two days, and the whole school knew about it. There is a classmate in our school who wipes his butt with his fingers after pooping. When he is done, he rubs his fingers from time to time and says it smells like orange★☆

5. One day I was walking on the street with a beautiful friend.

Suddenly, a hawker buying porn movies came over and said to my good friend.

Hey, sister, come and take a look. There are new movies.

My friend is furious...

What the hell. Do I know you? ★☆