Is there a joke that can make you laugh at once?

In our time, people were still very old-fashioned, far less knowledgeable and tolerant than young people today.

I remember it was a sunny Sunday morning, and my colleague and I were taking a leisurely walk outside the factory gate ... Suddenly, he stopped, watched a beautiful girl pass by unconsciously, and gave a clear compliment in his mouth. ...

Unexpectedly,' disaster' came like this ... only to see that the woman actually stopped, turned around and asked, "Yes" who are you? …

Colleagues suddenly panicked and quickly said that I didn't "click" anyone. This woman is very stubborn. "Didn't you' tut'?" Yes ... I really didn't tut. "The woman was even more angry and said," I heard you tut-tut. Don't you admit it? My colleague almost cried, "I said no, I didn't, I really didn't …".

At this time, many idle people gathered around on Sunday ... I couldn't hear what they were saying clearly, but my ears were full of "tut tut" voices ...

More people are starting to affect the traffic. Finally, the police came. What's going on? "He tutted me ..." "I didn't tut her ..." My little colleague argued with tears. "I didn't tut her. I really didn't tut her. I was wrong. I didn't tut her ...".

The police comrade finally figured out what happened and calmly said to the woman, "Well, since he doesn't admit tut-tut, it means that he already knows tut-tut is wrong, so don't hold him accountable for tut-tut.

As for you, whether you "tut" or not, you should learn a lesson and never "tut" when you meet lesbians, otherwise ...

At that time, the policy was very strict with male citizens. If they are labeled as hooligans, their lives will be over.

"The little colleague was moved and nodded incoherently." I won't tut, I won't tut, and I won't let my son tut when I have a child in the future ... "。

Today, whenever I think of this somewhat bitter funny story, I can't help laughing. At the same time, my ears seem to match, and there is a "tut tut" sound.

There was a joke that made me laugh my head off until a long time later.

A couple watched their pet dog and cat fight happily at home. Surprisingly, the cat actually started first, but the dog seemed a little timid and the fight stopped for a while, but the daughter-in-law was still trying to make enough noise. She kept teasing the cat's head, hoping to stir up new troubles, and told the cat that it was a dog. Repeatedly, her husband laughed beside her.

This joke is very meaningful. There are always some people who like to be smart and self-righteous. As we all know, you are just a joke.

One of my leaders always takes himself too seriously and always talks in a bureaucratic way. Once he saw a young man playing with his mobile phone in the office, and was severely criticized, which scared the whole office into silence. Finally, the leader asked the young man what he did. The young man said indignantly, "I am a courier" and then left despondently. The leader is embarrassed. When he left the office, he said to himself, "Why do I think this man looks familiar?" .

When I am free, I usually collect some interesting jokes. Just send a few jokes that I think are funny today. I look at it and laugh at it once.

Joke 1: My father is a vet. One day, he went to show the sheep to his neighbor, Uncle Li, who had a knife wound. My dad: "Who killed a thousand knives and stabbed your sheep seriously?" Uncle Li: "I stabbed myself. I saw my son passing by the school on 1, and he came back to prepare for the treatment of slaughtering sheep. After a knife, my son came back and said that the list was full of people with the same name as him ... Do you think this sheep can be saved? I'm not in the mood to eat now.

Joke 2: Chongqing traffic police stopped a motorcycle rider and asked the driver to show his certificate. The driver said: they are all from Chongqing. Dude, give me face. I forgot my notebook. My family is fighting in Ledian. The traffic police said: Leave me alone, you are not from Chongqing. The driver asked, "You know I'm not a Chongqing traffic policeman." You have to admit, I'll show you one from Chongqing. At this time, a young man came by on a motorcycle, and the traffic police waved and stopped the car! As a result, the motorcycle flew by, and a word came from far away with the wind: you are a group! Come and get me! The traffic police turned to the driver just now and said, see? Shit, it's Chongqing! Your baby is from Chengdu at first sight.

Joke 3: I bought a gift for my friend's birthday, and asked the boss if he could write a note for me. Happy birthday. My friend called me in a couple of days and asked me whose note it was.

Joke 4: In winter, in a bank, a robber just put a knife rest on the hostage's neck, and the hostage shouted: Cool! Cool! Cool! ! The whole bank is riddled with internal injuries. ...

Joke 5: A thief was caught, and the police made a record and asked: What did you steal? Thief: Broom Policeman: What else? Thief: What else are stamps? Thief: dustpan policeman: Can't you steal something else? The thief asked in fear, is it a big crime to steal this? Policeman: I don't care if it's a big crime. I can't write about what you stole!

Joke 6: One day, my roommate qq received an application from a friend, and the verification information said: Brother plus me, I am a sister. He thought it was sexual harassment, so he didn't add it and replied directly: I like young women. After a while, his aunt called him and said: Your sister added you qq. Why don't you agree? She wants to ask you some math questions. You said you liked young women.

Joke 7: Watch the horror movie with your best friend at night and walk home. Passing by an old hospital, I wanted to scare my best friend, pointed to the hospital door and said, have you seen the woman in white? The girlfriend immediately became nervous: "Is what my grandmother said true?" I was a little scared when she said this: What did your grandmother say? Girlfriend: Dogs can see things that humans can't!

If you smile, remember to praise and love you!

There is a joke that makes me laugh every time I think about it!

A friend named Wang Genji met his girlfriend's parents for the first time one day.

Girlfriend Dad: "You must be Xiao Wang." It's wrong to think about it. I quickly changed my mouth and said, "You are Xiaoji."

Seeing the atmosphere getting more and more embarrassing, my girlfriend and mother quickly came out for a circle: "You are the foundation!" " "

You found a tiger whip, but you're not sure if it's true or not. Find the old Chinese doctor and close the doors and windows so that the old Chinese doctor can identify him. The old Chinese doctor put on his glasses and looked at it carefully for a while and said, I think you guys look like tigers ~

It's time to take out my treasured jokes.

Have a collector's edition

No talking, no laughing, it's my treat!

Is it funny?

A man often has a headache and goes to the hospital for consultation. He was received by a female doctor. After asking about the situation, he said that there is no need to look at other departments. You have dysmenorrhea. When the man came home, he thought of the headache that the female doctor showed him, saying it was menstrual pain. He laughs at every idea, every idea. This is a great doctor. Unexpectedly, in less than a month, his headache for many years will be fine!