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One afternoon, it rained heavily. Kyle and the handsome guy are on their way. As a result, three or four fire engines passed by Kyle asked, "it's raining so hard, how can there be a fire?" What is the fire truck doing outside? " Handsome answer: "Silly! You don't understand ... it came out to drink water! " Power cut, typhoon power cut at night ... Kyle: Power cut and water cut, so boring! Handsome: Yes! Kyle: Aren't there games on the computer? Handsome: Yes! Kyle: Let's play video games. Handsome: The power is out! Kyle: Let's light candles! Not too dark! Handsome ... interaction between the principal and the students Mark climbed over the wall and went out of the school gate, and was caught by the principal. The headmaster asked, "Why don't you enter the school gate?" A: "Mi Bang Wei, don't take the usual road." The headmaster asked again, "How can such a high wall be turned out?" He pointed to his trousers and said, "Li Ning, anything is possible." The headmaster asked again, "What's it like to climb over the wall?" He pointed to his shoes and said, "Xtep, it feels like flying." The next day, he entered the school from the main entrance. The headmaster asked, "Why don't you climb over the wall?" He said, "Anta, I choose and I like it." On the third day, he dressed up as a gangster, and the principal said, "You can't wear a gangster!" " He said, "You are what you wear, Mason costume." On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school. The headmaster said, "You can't wear a vest to school." He said, "Dude, keep it simple, Attenborough." Say, "I want to remember you." He said, "Why?" The headmaster said, "M-Zone, I am the owner of my site." A collection of jokes about soldiers who were convulsed with laughter. Gao Lianchang asked the soldiers to keep a training diary every day and hand it in for review when necessary. The diary of the vice monitor of Class 5 reads: "Get up, brush your teeth, wash your face, have breakfast, train, have lunch, train, eat, brush your teeth, wash your face and sleep on X day." After the diary was reviewed and returned, the vice captain of Class 5 found that Gao Lianchang only wrote a comment: Didn't you go to the toilet all day? One day, Shi He, the vice monitor of Class Five, went shopping together. When they came to a shop, the owner of the shop asked the monitor, "What do you want?" The monitor Shi said, "A bag of peanuts." The boss moved the ladder, climbed to the top of the shelf, took a bag of peanuts, walked down and handed it to her. The boss asked the class five assistant again, "What do you want?" The class five assistant also asked for a bag of peanuts, and the boss complained why he didn't say so earlier, but he still came to the ladder and climbed to the top of the shelf. The boss stood on the ladder and took a bag of peanuts. He quickly asked Xu Sanduo, "Is that a bag of peanuts?" Xu Sanduo said, "No", so the boss brought down a bag of peanuts ... The boss gave them to Class Five. He put away the ladder and asked Xu Sanduo, "What do you want?" Xu Sanduo said, "Two bags of peanuts." ..... 3. Class vice brought him green corn from the countryside to please Gao Lianchang. The next day, before training, the vice captain of Class Five went to see Company Commander Gao. It happened that he was eating cooked corn. When he saw the vice captain of Class Five, he said politely, "You work hard every day and spend your money." The vice monitor of Class Five said, "Nothing. In rural areas, these corn are all for pigs. " . 4. Monitor Shi: Congratulations, Xiao Wu! You finally made up with your girlfriend. Yesterday, I saw you chopping wood harmoniously. Oh, old friend, that's us dividing the furniture. One day, Lao Qi was in charge of fighting and caught a deserter, so he was furious and wrote a note, intending to kill him after he announced it in front of the whole town. Who knows that the word "death" can't be written, so I decided to fight the army stick instead, but the word "stick" can't be written. Finally, he said to the deserter, go ahead, it's cheaper for you today! "6. All soldiers:" Are you thirsty ... thirsty ... "Old Seven:" Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember there is a Merlin nearby, not far away. "Soldier:" Oh-there are plums to eat-Oh-"Half an hour later-561:"Boss! The expedition found a lot of water! " Old Seven: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink! "Soldiers; Don't go ... You must find Plum ... "7. The company commander went fishing by the river. First, he wore a leaf ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ there was no choice but to change earthworms ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ ~ He was angry ~ He took out 100 RMB and fell into the water and cursed: "* _% #% What do you want to eat! Buy it yourself! ! ! ! "I can't see clearly." Jiang Mumu said to the class five assistant. "Please come with me," said the teaching assistant, taking Jiang Mumu outside and pointing to the sun in the sky with his right hand. "What do you think that is?" "the sun." Jiang Mumu replied. "Then how far do you want to see! 9. Say to monitor Shi: "Is there such a boring person in the world ..." Monitor Shi said, "Why do you say that? Xu Sanduo: "A man started fishing at eight o'clock in the morning and didn't catch a fish until four o'clock in the afternoon. Are you bored? " Monitor Shi: "It's really boring, but how do you know? Xu Sanduo: "Because I saw him go from the beginning. "When the violent Chiglesh was in junior high school, the teacher asked the translator who this person was? Whose man is this? The whole class laughed and the teacher was speechless. The two of us who and who! The two of us who and who! How are you? How old are you? Why you? Why are you always there? If you don't control me, I won't control you. I don't care about you. You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers! Let's go together You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers, together! Stop right there! ! Don't move. Look at my sister and cousin. Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and mouse son can make holes! ! Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and mouse's son can make holes! A car came, a car left, two cars Pumbaa, someone died. Poirot: I'm sorry! Foreigner: I'm sorry too! Poirot: Sorry, Ray! Foreigner: Why do you apologize? ] Poirot: Sorry, five! If you want money, I don't have it; If you want to live, I have one! Do you want money? There is one! I am the boss of Li Can. I'm 25 years old. My name is Boss Li, and I'm 25 years old. You have two sons this year. You have two talents. Go to hell! How far away, how far to die. I give you face, you are shameless, you lose face, I turn my face! Give you face, you are shameless, you are ashamed, I turn my face ~ do morning exercises: do morning exercises f*ck do recess exercises: do recess exercises f*ck handsome: give you some color to see see! (Give you some color to see see) Kyle: You try (try) Employer: How much do you want a month? Nanny: 800 yuan, eat you and sleep with you. 800 yuan, eat yours, live yours. Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, hello everyone! If you have something to say! If you have nothing to say, something to play at home, and nothing to reply to you, me, you, me, each other, fly in the ointment, fly in the ointment, be elated, be in full bloom, walk by without mistake, don't miss knowing whether you know or not, and I don't know how many people are going up and down.

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