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Let a beggar play dumb with the emperor.

Second, farmers and aliens play charades.

There is a farmer. One day, a UFO landed in his field and an alien came down. The farmer is ploughing the land. He was surprised that the two men couldn't speak, so he had to speak with gestures. The gesture of the alien holding out five fingers, and the gesture of the farmer holding out three fingers. Then the alien held out the "eight" gesture, and the farmer held out his thumb. When the farmer came home, he said that aliens can still count. He said five, I said three and he said eight. When the alien returned to the UFO, he said, "The earth people are really amazing. I said I killed five people today, and he said he killed three people today. I said I shot them with a gun, but he said he killed them with his thumb.

Third, Zhang Fei and Cao Cao's woman played charades.

One day, Cao Cao's woman and Cao Cao said:

"I heard that there is a brave general named Zhang in Liu Beiying, and I am going to meet him tomorrow."

Cao Cao acquiesced, gave Liu Bei the gauntlet, and let Zhang Fei play alone.

The next day, before the two armies, Cao Cao stood opposite Zhang Fei.

Cao Cao's woman gave a thumbs up.

Zhang Fei held out three fingers disdainfully.

Cao Cao's woman made a ring with her hands.

Zhang Fei disdainfully stretched out his arms to make a hug.

Cao Cao's woman touched her belly with her hand.

Zhang Fei disdainfully dumped them.

Cao Cao's woman said nothing and turned back to camp.

Later, Cao Cao asked his woman what the solution was to today's charade.

She said:

"People say that zhang fei, in Athens. Today, it is both wise and brave. "

Cao Cao was puzzled and asked quickly.

She said:

"My first move is to say that my husband is the best in the world. He said that their brothers were three sworn brothers in Taoyuan. Also said that the husband is like the bright moon in the sky. He said that Liu Bei's arms were full of stars. He also said that my husband is knowledgeable. He said that his family Liu Bei is clean. "

Cao Cao was sweating profusely. ...

Look at the dialogue between Liu Bei and Zhang Fei again.

Zhang Fei said:

"She said she could only eat one steamed bread, and I said I could eat three. She said her steamed bread was that big, and I said my steamed bread could be that big. She said that eating a steamed bun would be enough. When I say chop hands, I mean you are still far from it. "

Liu Bei is sweating like a pig ...

Fourth, Zhang Feizhi is the riddle of Mrs. Sun in Jingzhou.

Speaking of Zhang Fei, people always think that he is brave and foolhardy. In fact, you don't know that Zhang Fei is still a calculating person, as can be seen from "inspecting watermelons". Also, Liu Bei entered Sichuan, and Zhang Fei led his men by land. This is not an easy task, as the ancients said: it is difficult to get through the Shu Road and get to the sky! Because of the high mountains and dangerous roads, plus a lot of trench, it is difficult to reach the scheduled place on time even if there is no enemy soldiers to stop it. However, General San is a calculating man. He won General Yan Yan by stratagem and made Yan Yan submit to him by psychological warfare, which laid the foundation for Zhang Fei's early arrival in Xichuan. In this matter, even Zhuge Liang admired Zhang Fei's "resourcefulness".

In other words, Liu Bei fled all the way to Jingzhou when he started a new stove, won Fancheng and lost Dangyang. Liu Bei was taken in by Liu Biao because of his surname. However, Liu Bei 'en turned around and later took Jingzhou as his own.

Let's talk about Sun Quan of Soochow. He was very angry when he heard that Liu Bei had usurped Jingzhou, so he sent troops to attack Jingzhou. However, Liu Bei's men have several tiger generals, and Jingzhou is in a dangerous terrain, so he can't win several attacks.

One day, Sun Quan called all his advisers to discuss how to recapture Jingzhou. Lu Su, an important official, put forward: "Take it by plan". Sun Quan asked, "What's the plan?" Lu Su said, "Play charades!" Sun Quan pondered for a long time and thought the method was good, so he made the final decision. But who will be sent? Sun Quan was very worried. His sister Sun Shangxiang came and said, "I am willing to share my worries for my brother!" Go voluntarily. All counsellors are worried: Liu Bei has counsellors such as Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong. Not long ago, Liu Bei hired several talents with senior titles from a talent exchange center, and it was difficult for women to fight. But the advisers (who have nothing) are well aware of the importance of Jingzhou. If they don't play the drums, they will be severely punished when they come back. So no one dares to plead rashly.

Sun Quan knew his sister, and Sun Shangxiang was familiar with Wen Tao's military strategy books since he was a child. There should be no big mistakes in going to the game this time. Final decision: Sun Shangxiang will go to the game.

Later, Sun Quan took people to Jingzhou to challenge Liu Bei: playing with words-playing charades. If Liu Beifang loses, hand over Jingzhou; Sun defeated, no longer begging for Jingzhou.

In other words, Liu Bei received a challenge from Wu Dong, and he didn't know what to do. He quickly called Zhuge Liang and his advisers to discuss countermeasures. Many counselors know that Wu Dong is full of talents and counselors are like clouds. This kind of confrontation is a great responsibility. If you are not prepared to move your head, no one dares to come out and discuss this important task. For a long time, all the counselors were silent. Seeing this, Zhang Fei was very angry and roared, "My eldest brother has always been kind to useless things in your state. Now eldest brother is in trouble, why wait for you stupid pigs in your state? " Then I volunteered. Zhuge Liang knows the importance of this fight, and I'm afraid none of the three generals can do it. But the three generals have made up their minds and are willing to make a military order. Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang discussed it backstage for a while, and finally decided to send Zhang Fei to the game. In order to prevent accidents, another Pang Tong was sent to help. All the counselors were worried about the three generals when they saw that Zhang Fei was sent to confront him.

One day, Zhang Fei and his party arrived at the appointed place and found a group of Wu Dong people already waiting there. After the ceremony. Read the rules of filing: three rounds, two wins for victory!

Zhang Fei is proud of his big chest and paunch. Seeing Wu Dong led by a woman, I couldn't help laughing. Sun Shangxiang was a little timid. When he saw that the bearer was a lout Zhang Fei from a poor peasant background, he was relieved. Looking again, Zhang Fei stood beside Pang Tong, the counselor. She knows that Pang Tong is not an ordinary person, but he is a scholar with a senior title, and his heart is a little empty. In fact, she didn't know that Pang Tong's senior professional title qualification certificate was bought from Wenzhou for 2000 yuan.

At the beginning of the game, Sun Shangxiang thought: It is best to take the initiative and go first.

At the beginning of the first round, Sun Shangxiang took the first step. She stepped forward and put her hands on her chest like a circle. Zhang Fei saw something funny and thought, "What is a girl? Three or four women can get Lao Zhang. " Hold out the middle finger of your right hand and point to the sky at a 45-degree angle. Sun Shangxiang thought, "It is said that Zhang Fei is a clown. It seems that he is not simple! "

In the second round, Sun Shangxiang thought for a moment, stepped forward, raised his right hand and held out two fingers. Zhang Fei thought, "What's the matter!" Then he raised his right hand and held out three fingers.

This time, Sun Shangxiang was a little panicked: "This Zhang Fei is really interested!"

In the third round, Sun Shangxiang didn't know how to deal with it and thought for a long time. At this time, Zhang Fei was a little impatient and motioned for the person next to him to urge the other party to hurry up. Finally, Sun Shangxiang stepped forward and put his right hand on his abdomen. Zhang Fei snorted and turned around of cutting.

After the game, return to base camp.

When Sun Quan saw his sister Sun Shangxiang coming back, he quickly asked about his records. Sun Shangxiang replied: "Forget it, I lost all three rounds!"

"How did you lose?" Sun Quan asked.

"I walk first one step, compare my hand with the garden and tell him that Jingzhou is our land in Wu Dong. "

"Yes!" Sun Quan interjected.

"But Zhang Fei pointed out that Jingzhou belongs only to the Liu family, and God knows."

"What about the second round?" Sun Quan is getting impatient.

"I held out two fingers and told him that we have a wise monarch and a strategist Zhou Yu. He held out three fingers and said that they had a "three vows in Taoyuan". "

"What happened later?" Sun quan asked again.

"In the third round, I put my right hand on my abdomen and told him that my mind was full of ideas. As soon as he turns around, it means that he can cut his hand and dry it! "

After hearing this, Sun Quan secretly admired Zhang Fei's "quick thinking"!

Besides, when Zhang Fei returned to the camp, the counselors hurriedly asked about the situation. Zhang Fei said with a smile, "I told you to go, but you didn't. I got a big bargain there! " "

"What's the matter, General San?" The counselor asked incredulously.

"A young girl still wants to hit Lao Zhang!" Zhang Fei was in high spirits: "In the first round, this chick Sun Shangxiang walked around with her arms around her chest and said that she had a good eye. I held out a middle finger and told her I had a pole! "

"What about the second round?" Counselors are also very interested.

"She looks down on Lao Zhang!" The third general was in high spirits: "She held out two fingers and told me that Lao Zhang had to get two plates a night! I held out three fingers and told her that I won all three sets! " The counselors laughed.

"What happened later?" All the consultants are after him.

"She wants to be with Lao Zhang!" The third general went on to say, "What if she put her hand on her stomach and told me she was pregnant?" I turned and told her: I don't care! "

All the consultants keep their heads down and lean back.

5. Zhang Fei is to Cao Cao.

Liu Bei became the queen of Hanzhong. One day, he received a letter from Cao Cao. When I opened it, it turned out that Cao Cao had asked him to send an eloquent man.

Q:

Go deal with the riddle. If we get it right, we will keep our borders and not interfere with each other. Maybe it will attack the territory on a large scale. After reading it, Liu Bei was thinking about what it meant. If you send someone, who should you send? Then Zhang Fei came in from the outside and asked what was going on. After Liu Bei said this, Zhang Fei said, "Go and meet my old Zhang!" Hearing this, Liu Bei quickly shook his head: "Third brother, don't tell jokes."

Zhang Fei was annoyed when he saw that his eldest brother looked down on himself so much, and he began to struggle and had to leave. Liu Bei had to agree. So Zhang Fei went straight to Xuchang happily.

Cao Cao was taken aback when he heard that Liu Bei had sent Zhang Fei to solve riddles on the lanterns. I thought Zhang Fei was a clown, and he had the ability to deal with this hand. So I met Zhang Fei in Wang Fu. Zhang Fei casually walked to the temple. I saw Cao Cao sitting in the middle, surrounded by civil servants and military commanders. Everyone was silent and looked at themselves. He thought to himself, if these people are not polite, I am not polite at all. I stood there proudly and didn't speak. At this time, Cao Cao reached out and drew a big circle. It suddenly occurred to Zhang Fei that this time it was a charade. No wonder nobody talks. Well, I see! Zhang Fei stretched out his hands and pulled left and right. Cao Cao winked and held out three more fingers. Zhang Fei smiled and held out five fingers. Cao Cao gave a thumbs-up alone, and Zhang Fei waved his hand again and again. Cao Cao sighed and said, "Alas! Three generals, please come back. I will not send troops. "

After Zhang Fei left, the class civil servant and military commander asked what this meant. Cao Cao said, "It's incredible that Zhang Fei is crude and subtle." I stretched out my hand and scratched it, which means I want to unify the whole country. Zhang Fei took his hand and said that he could resist it with a spear. I held out three fingers and said that I would March three ways. He replied that he had five Iliad generals competing. I held up my thumb and said that veterans are the best in the world. He repeatedly waved his hand and said that he was vulnerable. I didn't expect this clown to be riddled with holes. "

Besides, Liu Beizheng was a little worried about Zhang Fei, but he came back excitedly. Without saying hello, Liu Bei asked the result of the response. Zhang Fei said with a smile, "Cao Cao is an old man who has nothing to do. He is joking like this. I let Lao Zhang walk all the way. I thought there was something important to discuss. But as soon as we met, we reached out and drew a circle and said to give me a cauldron helmet to eat. You think I ran for days without stopping, tired and thirsty. How to eat with a pot helmet on? I just want to eat noodles with my hands together. That boy Cao Cao is too stingy. He has the courage to stretch out three fingers. Just three bowls when you think about it. Not enough! I just held out five fingers and asked for five bowls. I didn't expect this to scare him, saying that I can really eat, and I also gave a thumbs up and said that I was the best in the world. I thought: My second brother is bigger than my appetite. How can I be the best in the world? Just shake your hand again and again. Cao Cao was embarrassed and sent me back with a sigh, saying that he would not send troops. In fact, which one is afraid of him, send troops to fight! " Zhang Fei said while gesturing. Everyone laughed and said that Cao Cao was really retarded.

Only Zhuge Liang is a little puzzled, thinking that it may not be so simple, but things have passed, so I won't ask more.

Six or three times to the cottage, Zhang Fei is to Zhuge Liang.

There is a legend among the people. At that time, Liu Bei visited the cottage, and Zhuge Liang made a charade when he left. It turned out that Zhang Fei, the third brother, saved Liu and Guan.

At this time, Kong Ming pointed to the sky and Zhang Fei pointed to the ground. Kong Ming held out one finger and Zhang Fei held out three fingers. Kong Ming held out three more fingers, and Zhang Fei held out nine. Kong Ming drew a circle on his chest, but Zhang Fei raised his cuff and pointed. Kongming smiled with satisfaction. Liu Bei quickly asked Kong Ming to explain. Kong Ming said: You know astronomy above and geography below. I rule the world, but he is against the three pillars. I want to go back to Han, and he wants to go back to the original. I put on the sun and the moon, and his sleeves are full. That's right. That's great. "

Later, Zhang Fei explained to Liu Heguan: I mean: he means that the sky is snow, and I mean that the ground is slippery. He held out a finger and asked, Are we new here? I held out three fingers and said it three times. He held out three fingers to keep the three of us for dinner. I quickly held out nine fingers and told him that the three of us would eat nine cakes. He drew a circle on his chest and said that his bread was big; I cover my fingers, which means you can take them away if you can't eat them. Liu Heguan laughed his head off.

Why did Zhang Fei marry Cao Cao's sister?

Cao Cao and Liu Bei attacked each other for the world. However, Zhang Fei, Liu Bei's sworn brother, married Xiahou Hong, Cao Cao's own sister. So how did these enemies get married? Here is a story.

According to legend, during the Jian 'an period of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Cao Cao led an army of 200,000 to attack Xuzhou. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei rushed to send troops to meet the enemy. Because the strength difference is too big, he was killed and defeated. Zhang Fei and his two brothers were separated, so they had to ride alone in deus ex and fled into the barren hills.

After running nonstop for two days, Zhang Fei finally got rid of his pursuers and found a small restaurant in a mountain village to feed his horses. Before the food was served, I suddenly heard the drums. Zhang Fei thought that the pursuers were coming, so he had to get on the horse and rush out of the mountain village.

Beating gongs and drums in the wheat field outside the village is very lively. I saw a young man and a young woman competing. It turned out that this was prepared by the son-in-law of Xiahou Gong, the patriarch, for his daughter. Xiahou Gong is Cao Cao's uncle and loves martial arts. At that time, Cao Cao failed to assassinate Dong Zhuo, and Cao Shi's family was wantonly copied and killed. Xiahou Gong led his family to the mountains and broke off relations with Cao Cao. He only has one daughter, Xiahou Hong, so he passed on his martial arts to her. Even the wedding events have to watch the contest.

Zhang Fei didn't know what he was doing, but he defeated two strong men in the blink of an eye. The woman was very angry. When the third man was defeated again, he couldn't bear it any longer. He rushed into the field and shouted, "Little girl, don't be brave, Master Zhang is coming!" "

Xia Houhong was very angry when he saw someone swearing. Look at this Zhang San, a black horse in a soapy coat and a leopard head with eyes He is not beautiful, but more angry. He urged him to raise his gun and stab him at once. Zhang Fei rushed out with a spear, and the gun in Xiahou Hong's hand almost flew out. She couldn't help secretly letting out a cry, "What great power!" The two men fought for an hour, and Xiahou Hong admired Zhang Fei's martial arts. Zhang Fei also felt that this woman had made extraordinary moves. Zhang Fei's physical strength is a little too much because he hasn't eaten for two days. He thought that if I was defeated by a woman, I would be really disappointed. I was so anxious that I cried out. Xiahou Hong's steed was startled and jumped, almost throwing his master off. Xiahou Hong set Peleg to rein in the horse, thinking: Although this man is black, he is good at martial arts, and there will be great events in the future without anger. I should recruit this man to be my husband. But I don't know about his Wen Tao, so I let him try. So, I made a big circle of Zhang Fei with my hand.

When Zhang Fei saw the woman playing charades with herself, she made a big circle and thought, Oh, she knows that Lao Zhang hasn't eaten for two days, and she also said that there is such a big cake. Zhang Fei quickly reached out his right hand, meaning: Bring it to me quickly. Xia compared the word "eight" with his hand. When Zhang Fei saw it, he was happy. This woman is really generous. She has prepared eight cakes. Hurriedly compared the word "three" and waved again. It means: three is enough, but eight can't finish it.

Xiahou red dot nodded, patted his chest with his hand, compared his hands, and stretched out his hand. Zhang Fei blinked, thinking, this woman is really good, and gave me another thick fried dough stick. I shook my shoulder at Xiahou Hong, which means: I'm not afraid of rudeness. I'll eat it on my shoulder.

When Xiahou Hong got back from his horse, he said shyly to his father, "Zhang San is both civil and military. The daughter lost. "

"How did you lose?"

"The first time I said dry Kun, he stretched out his hand and said that the sleeve swallowed dry Kun. The second time I said that the Cao family unified the world in eight years, he said that it would take three years to put out the cigarettes. The third time I said that I was a pillar, he said that he could shoulder the great responsibility of the world. "

Xiahou Gong was very happy and took Zhang Fei as his son-in-law. After marriage, the couple are also very loving. But not long after, Zhang Fei was unhappy because he missed Liu Bei, and Xiahou Hong proposed to him many times. Zhang Fei only said his real name. Xiahou Gong had always admired Liu Bei. Now that Zhang Fei has become his son-in-law, he has devoted himself to helping him find Liu Bei.

Later, Liu, Guan and Zhang reunited. With the help of Zhuge Liang, he defeated Cao Cao many times and established Shu Han. Xiahou Hong doesn't want to fight with his brothers. He has never been in combat, and he is focused on raising his children. So Xia Houdun's name has never been mentioned in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Eight, Zhang Fei and Cao Cao's riddle:

During the Three Kingdoms Period, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to cross the river to eat at the Yellow Crane Tower. Liu Bei received the invitation and thought: Cao Cao invited me to dinner? Shook his head and said, "No!" What is the reason? It turned out that Wei, Shu and Wu were at odds. Wei and Shu are hostile countries. Liu Bei discussed with the military adviser Kong Ming, and Liu Bei said, "Military adviser, I can't go. 」

"Because why? 」

Liu Bei said: "There will be no good meeting and no good banquet. The Hongmen Banquet of Emperor Gaozu is a lesson from the past! 」

Zhuge Liang said, "Master, this banquet must be very dangerous! 」

Hearing this, Zhang Fei was furious: "Brother, I am willing to go instead of you!" ! 」

Liu Bei smiled and said, "Third brother, you have always been rude and reckless. How can I rest assured? Don't say anything, stand down! 」

Zhang Fei shouted: "Don't worry, I won't lose a hair when I go, and I have to show Cao Cao's respect for us!" Right, counselor? 」

Zhuge Liang, the strategist, gently shook the feather fan and nodded slightly: "Master, since the three generals are willing to go, I will."

Q:

I don't feel bad after reading it! 」

Hearing this, Liu Bei said, "Counselor, I'm afraid it's inappropriate for Third Brother to go here! 」

Zhuge Liang said, "Don't worry, master. I'm sure all three generals will be safe when they get here. Not only will it stand tall, but it will also make Cao Cao afraid! 」

Hearing this, Liu Bei nodded and agreed: "OK, I hope Third Brother will be more careful! 」

Zhang Fei said, "Nothing, nothing. Don't worry, big brother! 」

Guess how many people Zhang Fei brought here! Only two soldiers went straight to the Yellow Crane Tower. Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to dinner, but it was Zhang Fei! I thought to myself: whether Zhang Feilai or Guan Yulai, I have many brothers and generals. I'm afraid he can't do anything by himself. Well, in that case, people will put a banquet on it. Then the legend said, "Please sit down three generals! 」

Zhang Fei held out his chest and said to Cao Cao, "Prime Minister Cao invited my eldest brother. He didn't come because of poor health, but Lao Zhang came instead! " ! 」

Cao Cao smiled and said, "Third General, you are coming to dinner today. Do you know the rules here? 」

Zhang Fei asked, "What are the rules, please tell Lao Zhang? 」

Cao Cao said, "We will have a dumb drinking order during the dinner. If you can answer, I will send you back after the party. In the future, our two countries will be stable and reconciled and will never fight! " 」

Zhang Fei replied: "Yes! 」

Cao Cao glared at Zhang Fei: "But what if the three generals can't answer? 」

Zhang Fei opened his eyes wide and said, "If you can't answer, I'll give you my head and you'll kill it! 」

Cao Cao squinted and said, "OK, General San, it's a deal! 」

Zhang Fei secretly guessed: What's so great about Cao Cao? Let's see what your charades are. Cao Cao stretched out his hands and drew a big circle on his chest. Zhang Fei looked at it and was shocked: Ah! What is this Cao Cao doing? Oh, he drew a big circle. It turns out that Cao Cao also sells baked wheat cakes! He said to himself, I'll give you a hand first. Give it a try! So he reached out and punched Cao Cao in the chest. In fact, Zhang Fei is just gesturing! Unexpectedly, Cao Cao was startled and thought, Ah! This one is really amazing! So in a hurry, I stretched out ten fingers to Zhang Fei. Zhang Fei thought about it. Why, Cao Cao sells baked wheat cakes at a high price. He stretched out ten fingers, so each biscuit must cost ten dollars! This is too expensive! Yes, how can it be so expensive? Playing gongs face to face, since Cao Cao raised the price, Lao Zhang has to give him some color to see see. So Zhang Fei also quickly put out his thumb. It means: you ask a wild price, and I will pay back the money on the spot. You want twelve taels of silver, I stretch a finger-I'll give you a lucky money!

Cao Cao was startled to see Zhang Fei give a thumbs up! Get out of bed in the dark and stretch out five fingers. Zhang Fei looked at it; Ah, not twelve taels of silver, but five taels this time. Is the price reduced? Zhang Fei can't do it at first sight. Don't lose your business for big brother. So swing it quickly! The more stingy you are, the less you buy it-I don't want it!

This scared Cao Cao's face red: "Well, the banquet is over, send the three generals back to camp quickly!" " "Zhang fei got up and said," exactly. Prime Minister, Zhang Fei has all kinds of food and wine. It's time to go back! 」

Zhang Fei said goodbye and left. Cao Cao didn't dare to stop or cut, and the arrangement of thugs was nothing, so he had to send Zhang Fei out of Yuanmen.

Besides, after Zhang Fei left, Liu Bei was very worried: we Liu, Guan and Zhang became sworn brothers in Taoyuan, and the third brother was my right-hand man! If Cao Cao killed him this time, it would be tantamount to cutting off my right arm! Now, as soon as he dumped Zhang Fei and came back happily, he became happy. He hurried forward and asked, "Third brother, have you seen Cao Cao? What did he say? Zhang Fei replied: "Hey, Cao Cao is not a toy, he sells baked wheat cakes! 」

"How do you know he sells baked wheat cakes? 」

"He drew a big circle and played charades with me. The old thief also threatened: I want to match his wine list, and the two countries will never fight again, forming a country of lips and teeth. As a result, his first move was to draw a big circle. As soon as I see him selling baked wheat cakes, of course I will give him a punch! 」

"What happened to him? 」

"He held out ten fingers, when I saw him, he must have asked for a silver or two. Who made such a deal? What shall we do? I gave him a finger, too. He looked at a baked wheat cake and I only gave one or two pieces of silver. He held out five fingers. I think he's reduced to five taels of silver for a baked wheat cake! I guess: Cao Cao is playing tricks on me here and waving his hand, which means you don't want it for nothing! In this way, he sent me back happily. Liu Bei laughed after listening: "What a third brother, you are so crude and meticulous!" Then he asked Zhuge Liang, "Military adviser! What do you think of what third brother said? 」

Zhuge Liang was speechless for a moment and said with a smile, "Not all the three generals expected this! Cao Cao was not born selling baked wheat cakes! Although Cao Cao's father is a small official in the imperial court, his life experience is not humble! Cao Cao draws a circle with his hands and holds the moon in his arms. It can be seen that he has the ambition to annex the Han Dynasty, and he wants to dominate the world with the emperor! 」

Zhang Fei's eyes widened. "Counselor, how about I punch him?" ? Zhuge Liang said, "Cao Cao thought you were playing charades with your fist! In fact, he was afraid that the Three Kingdoms would fall into your arms, so Fang startled Cao Cao! Look, Cao Cao, you are not only brave, but also resourceful! 」

Zhang Fei quickly asked, "So he wants twelve taels of silver, right?" 」

Zhuge Liang said, "You don't mean twelve taels of silver. He held out ten fingers, indicating that he had 100,000 soldiers in his hand! 」

Zhang Fei said, "What did I do when I gave him my thumb? 」

The military adviser said, "Cao Cao thought you swore to attack in front of him-Zhang Yide alone could resist your 100,000-strong army! 」

Hearing this, Zhang Fei was flattered: "So ... Cao Cao later showed five fingers, so a pancake is definitely not five taels of silver!" 」

Zhuge Liang said with a smile, "It's true. Cao Cao is showing you that he still has five tiger generals!" " Zhang Fei nodded again and again: "Oh, so that's it! What was he thinking when I waved? 」

Zhuge Liang said: "Cao Cao is a treacherous court official and has the habit of being suspicious." Seeing your sudden wave, I mistakenly thought you had a plan, but I didn't care about his strength! Zhuge Liang gently shook the feather fan and pointed out, "Cao Cao is even more afraid now, so he has to send the three generals back to the camp to rest!" 」

Liu Bei suddenly realized, "Oh! I see! 」