A humorous encyclopedia of bedtime stories

Tell a story to your girlfriend before going to bed, smile, have a comfortable sleep, and then sleep away the fatigue and troubles of the day. Do you know some bedtime stories? The following is a complete collection of humorous and interesting bedtime stories I have compiled for you. If you like, you can share it with your friends around you!

Humorous bedtime stories 1

One day, the Monkey King was pestered by his son Sun Xiaosheng: "Dad, I heard that you will change seventy-two?"

Wukong said, "It's true, your father will change everything."

"Teach me!"

Wukong couldn't beat his son, so he taught him a trick-changing trees.

Pig Xiaoneng, the son of Pig Bajie, came to Sun Xiaosheng and bumped into a tree on the road. He has a terrible headache. He was angry: "Who is planting trees in the middle of the road?

"Ha ha!" The little saint who turned into a tree changed back. "My father taught me to change trees. He can change everything! " "

Small enough to be in a daze. But he thought about it and said to the little saint, "You are still a tree, wait here!" " "Say that finish quickly ran home.

"Dad!" Xiao Neng growled at Bajie very grievance: "My father taught Xiao Sheng to change trees, but you didn't teach me anything!"

"What's so strange about this?" Pig comforted his son, saying, "Your father will be thirty-six, too. I'll teach you a lesson! "

Besides, the little saint who turned into a tree was impatient when he saw an elephant waddling over and pulling the tree out with its long nose.

"oh! Dad! " Exclaimed the little saint.

The elephant couldn't help laughing-it was Xiao neng's voice.

The little saint wanted to win, so he turned Wukong into a little mouse and got into the elephant's nose. Instead of giving up, Xiao Neng learned new skills from his father and became a cat catching mice. In order to deal with cats, Wukong taught his son to become an eagle. ...

It's not enough to change this and that, and it's not enough to change the situation. "Come on, kid, we're no better."

"No, I want you to teach me again!"

But it's no use arguing.

Xiaosheng learned seventy-two changes from Wukong. But it only took him thirty-seven changes to win, thirty-five changes were useless and winning was boring. Seeing Xiao neng was very upset, he said, "you worship me as a teacher and I will teach you seventy-two changes."

But you can be angry, don't be a little saint.

What shall we do? It's not difficult, little saint. To teach seventy-two changes, change yourself first. Xiao Neng is willing to learn from Xiao Sheng, because Xiao Sheng became Uncle Bajie!

Humorous bedtime stories II

Goats and rabbits are neighbors. They usually get along well. No uninvited guests want to break them up. No matter who is in trouble, they will try their best to help each other. In this way, they get along better.

Usually, when rabbits have guests, goats will give fresh grass to rabbits. The rabbit has something to go out, so the goat looks after the house for his good friend rabbit. One biting night, the goat was ill, and the rabbit just ran for more than ten miles in the dark. Dr. Deer was invited to treat goats, and even the sentimental Dr. Deer praised them as good companions who could not be found with lanterns. The goat and the rabbit laughed. They are really good partners who help each other.

The clever and cunning fox was very surprised to see all this. Once, he happened to meet a goat and asked: How did you get so close to the rabbit? The rabbit is so short, are you still afraid of him as a clever goat?

The goat hesitated for a moment, then said to the fox, "Because the rabbit gave me his heart." Speaking of which, she looked at the mountains in the distance, as if she saw a touching scene that night. The rabbit climbed the mountain in the dark and waded across the river to call a doctor for me, regardless of the danger. Then he said, "So I also gave my heart to the rabbit."

"What? You gave your heart to someone else? Hey, you guys are stupid. Then the fox shook his head and left lazily. Go home and think about it. Why do goats and rabbits become inseparable friends? Then I thought to myself, why doesn't my fox have good friends? So the fox decided to find a good friend by himself.

A few years later, the fox showed his good friends who had traveled through mountains and rivers to the goats and rabbits. The goats and rabbits found friends to congratulate the fox and held a banquet.

Humorous bedtime stories 3

In summer, Mr. Toad travels by boat. The ship took him on a tour of famous mountains and rivers. After coming back, Mr. Toad especially envied the people who worked on the boat.

Mr. Toad said to his wife and children, "It's great to work on a boat! Especially Mr. Captain, it's really handsome to command a ship with a telescope! "

A little toad said to him, "Dad, why don't we build our own boat?" On our ship, you are the captain and we are sailors. The whole family sailed to the island in the middle of the lake to play! "

"Yes! Why don't I remember? " Mr. Toad said, "Children, just do it!" "

So Mr. Toad led his wife and children to build a boat. They cut off the lotus leaves in the lake and made the hull; Saw off the reeds by the lake and use them as chimneys and masts. ...

The toads are working nervously. Mr. Frog came over and asked Mr. Toad, "Big Brother, what are you doing?"

"build a boat!" The ancestors said confidently.

"ah! You are wasting your time! " Mr. Frog said contemptuously, "No wonder some people say you want to eat swans-wishful thinking!" " You want to build a boat, isn't that fantastic? "

"Nothing is difficult in the world, if you put your mind to it!" Mr. Toad ignored Mr. Frog's sarcasm and led the children to continue their work. After their continuous efforts, they finally built a ship with a green hull. They named the ship "Xiaohe".

Toad boarded the Xiaohe. Mr. Toad is the captain, his wife is the first mate, and Little Toad is a sailor. Toad invited Mr. Frog who was watching on the shore and said, "Hey, Mr. Frog, would you like to go to the island in the middle of the lake with us?"

"I'm sorry!" Mr. frog said, "I'm still going to die!" " "

Mr. Toad ignored Mr. Frog, and he decisively ordered: "Child! Set sail! "

The "Xiaohe" moved forward in the rippling lake, with long white waves behind it.

From time to time, Captain Toad's command came from the ship: "Left full rudder-left full rudder!"

While working nervously, the little toad sang the cheerful Song of Captain Toad. This song spread all over the beautiful island in the middle of the lake. ...

Humorous bedtime stories 4

A rabbit has four legs. It jumps fast and runs fast. The tortoise has four legs, too. Climb, climb, climb slowly. One day, the rabbit met the tortoise and said with a smile, "Tortoise, tortoise, let's have a competition, shall we?" The tortoise knew that the rabbit was joking with him, staring at a pair of small eyes, ignoring it and not stepping on it. The rabbit knew that the tortoise didn't dare to race with him, so he jumped straight with his ears upright and made up a folk song to laugh at him:

Tortoise, tortoise, climb, go out to pick flowers in the morning;

Tortoise, tortoise, go for a walk. Still at the door at night.

The tortoise was angry and said, "Rabbit, rabbit, don't be proud. Let's race."

"What, what? Tortoise, what did you say? "

"Let's race."

Hearing this, the rabbit almost laughed: "Tortoise, do you really dare to race with me?" Ok, let's run from here and see who runs to a big tree at the foot of the mountain first. Get ready! One, two, three,-"

The rabbit spread its legs and ran, really fast, and soon ran far away. Looking back, he found that the tortoise had only climbed a short distance. He thought, it is a big joke that the tortoise dares to race with the rabbit! Me, sleep here and let him climb here. No, let him climb to the front. I'll catch up with him after three jumps. "La la la la la la, the victory must be mine!" The rabbit leaned on the ground, closed his eyelids and really fell asleep.

Besides, the tortoise is really slow, but he keeps crawling, crawling, crawling, and so on. He was exhausted when he climbed in front of the rabbit. The rabbit is still sleeping, and the tortoise wants to have a rest, but he knows that the rabbit runs faster than him and can only win if he keeps climbing. So he kept crawling, crawling, crawling. Getting closer and closer to the tree, only a few dozen steps, a dozen steps, a few steps finally arrived.

Where is the rabbit? He's still sleeping! The rabbit woke up and looked back. Hey, where's the tortoise? Look ahead, oh, no! The tortoise has climbed under the big tree. The rabbit looked worried and hurried to catch up, but it was too late. The tortoise won. The tortoise won.

Rabbits run fast, while turtles run slowly. Why did the tortoise win the game instead?

Humorous bedtime stories 5

In the shoe cupboard, there is a pair of shoes.

One day, the shoelaces on the shoes proudly said to the shoes, "Hey, smelly shoes, I think you are so annoying. Holding me tightly all day makes me suffocate!" " contribution

Not as big as me, without me, what's the difference between you and a rag! "Shoes, fire emit three zhangs. Immediately retorted: "hey, what are you, can you protect your master's feet from harm?" "no!" I almost fainted when I heard the shoelaces. Shoelaces growled at the shoes: "Anyway, my contribution is greater than yours!" " ! I want to run away from home and never come back! Shoes are not to be outdone: "You go! You're gone, the earth is still there, and nothing will happen! Unreasonable smelly guy! " In this way, the shoes took the lead and walked out of the house without looking back.

Shoelaces walk in the street, the sun warms them all the way, and birds sing for them. Shoelaces are so happy! Suddenly the shoelace fell into a pit. Shoelaces are very uncomfortable. At this moment, it feels like there are thousands of bugs crawling on it. It recalled what it had done and couldn't help shedding tears of regret ... Suddenly, the feeling of shoelaces was lifted, and it turned out to be a little boy's "hero saved the beautiful shoelaces". The little boy said to himself, "I must return this shoelace to his original owner!" " "Say that finish, go find it. When passing by the shoelace owner's house, the shoelace saw such a scene: the shoes were ready to be thrown into the trash can because they had no shoelaces. When you see the shoelaces, immediately hug the shoes together. The two of them said together, "We will never be apart again!" "At this time, the shoe cabinet said," Why should we fight for credit? " Make up! "

Listen to the sound of shoes and shoelaces, and hurry up. ...

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