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Degang Guo bombarded Song Zude, saying a thousand words to scold each other for not daring to talk back. What is the reason?

If Wang Sicong is a "master" in the entertainment circle, then Song Zude is at least a "master" level. He has scolded dozens of people by name, and can be said to have scolded more than half of the stars in the entertainment circle. Everyone else is inspired by talent and skills. Only Song Zude relies on his own mouth, and everyone knows his name. He gave himself the title of "Gekou".

Song Zude often scolded Song Zude, an entertainment star, for joking about the death of Ka Kui Wong, a "musical myth". He said that Ka Kui Wong's death was caused by emotional distress, and he jumped off the stage. He said that Zhou Xun, a "acting actress", didn't even have breasts or buttocks. I really don't know how she became popular. How can women in Jiangsu and Zhejiang have such a voice? Her whole body adds up to less than 70 Jin, and Zhou Xun has never been to the performance department. The Ministry of Culture recently stipulated that she should hold a certificate. I think she was laid off if she failed the exam!

Not only that, Song Zude also publicly commented on the looks of BiBi Zhou and Chris Lee, saying that it was really sorry for the audience to grow up like this. Even Faye Wong, who has always kept a low profile and rarely appeared, spared no effort and even shelled Wang Sicong. In a word, he spits at anyone who is angry, which leads many stars to ignore him as "smelly shit" and makes Song Zude more and more rampant.

Song Zude attacked Yun-peng Yue, but he had to pay him back sooner or later. He often walks by the river without wet shoes. Finally, Song Zude met a person who called names worse, and that person was Degang Guo. Adhering to the law of "who is scolded by fire", Song Zude turned the fire to Yun-peng Yue. Yun-peng Yue's song "Song of the Five Rings" spread all over the country, so Yun-peng Yue became the target of Song Zude's attack.

Song Zude said that Xiao Ping Clay was a batting practice, with a fleshy figure, comic dialogue was not funny, and acting in movies was even worse. Even alluding to Degang Guo, saying that there is an apprentice like a master, and Degang Guo is a garbage collector. So why did Song Zude bite Deyun Society?

This matter has to start from more than ten years ago. In those years, with the support of Master Zhao Benshan, Shenyang was in a terrible fire, and even now many traffic stars are far behind. At this time, Song Zude appeared. He gave full play to the principle of "who is scolded by fire", saying that Shenyang would only evolve into a queen, and the sketch was full of vulgarity. This fire is entirely due to Zhao Benshan's support, and it will be forgotten by the end of 2009 at most.

Song Zude sprayed yang shen, and Degang Guo chose to help. Most people choose not to make a sound with a joking attitude, and everyone knows that Song Zude has a strong mouth and doesn't want to get into trouble for himself. At that time, Deyun Society had just experienced the "August Storm" and was very sensitive to anti-vulgar words. The mainstream crosstalk suppressed Degang Guo by labeling Lao Guo vulgar and vulgar.

In the "August Storm", Zhao Benshan lent a helping hand and publicly expressed his support for Degang Guo, so Degang Guo, who has always had a clear love-hate relationship, kept Zhao Benshan's kindness in mind. When Song Zude sprayed Shenyang, Degang Guo resolutely stood on Shenyang's side, so he launched a "century abuse war" with Song Zude.

Lao Guo first insinuated that some experts are so-called smelly hooligans, and this expert refers to Song Zude. Maybe everyone only knows that Song Zude likes to spray people. In addition, he is an expert in the fields of doctor of engineering, master of medicine, doctor of agriculture and doctor of law.

So many titles must be literate people, but literacy does not necessarily mean self-restraint. When Lao Guo said that he stood with Xiao Shenyang, Song Zude had not seen Degang Guo's ability at this time, and immediately became interested, thinking that one person was also cursing, and two people were also cursing.

After being publicly insulted by Lao Guo, Song Zude began to fight back. He wrote in his blog that Lao Guo and Shenyang are not as good as each other, and they can't get on the stage at all. It is also reported that his son is not Jing M.Guo's own son, but he looks like he has undergone plastic surgery. At that time, Lao Guo didn't fight back his anger as he did in the face of Dr. and Mrs. Crosstalk, but just retreated.

Degang Guo used thousands of words to reply to Song Zude, which was a terrible thing, and even came up with a textbook-style cursing textbook. Generally speaking, swearing in the traditional concept is basically swearing or all kinds of foul language, which makes people unbearable. In Lao Guo's view, this is the lowest form of swearing. So, how can we swear at an advanced level? Next, let's talk about Degang Guo's textbook style of swearing.

Degang Guo wrote thousands of words magnificently, but not a word of nonsense. The vernacular Chinese is mixed with ancient prose, and the ancient prose is mixed with allusions. It is really difficult for people with low educational level to understand the essence. This makes Degang Guo's vulgar way of swearing suddenly become a kind of laughing and cursing among intellectuals. At the beginning of the article, the reasons for scolding Song Zude are introduced. Because some nasty conditions didn't succeed, rumors were slandered, so I could only express my feelings in a forbidden tone.

Just like writing a composition. We can't swear at the beginning, which makes us feel sorry and a little anxious. The high energy in the second half is the climax, which includes both two-part allegorical sayings and allusions, as well as encyclopedic knowledge. Everything we can do is dazzling and amazing. For example, Song Zude planted buckwheat, a hybrid, in sorghum fields, and Toad Miao followed the tortoise and pretended to be the turtle's son. Every sentence is a curse, and every sentence is a little learned. Finally, I asked: Song Zude, do you dare to talk back?

Don't say, Song Zude was so embarrassed that he really didn't dare to talk back. Lao Guo single-handedly surrendered this "Song Mouth". I have to say, Lao Guo's offensive skills are really a must! Song Zude, a professor-level figure, has nothing to say. This scolding war has also been called "the first scolding in the century" by netizens.