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Why did Heaven demote Marshal Tianpeng to the mortal world because he molested Chang'e?
If I ask you: "Why did the dignified Marshal Canopy descend to the earth, and later became Tang Monk's second disciple Zhu Bajie!" You will definitely answer me without hesitation: "This god is lustful, He violated the law of heaven by molesting Chang'e in heaven and was punished by the Jade Emperor!"
Yes! It is true that Marshal Canopy was sentenced to earth for the crime, but the crime is the crime, and this is not necessarily the case. There are many cases in history where the crime is inconsistent with the facts, and I don’t want to go into more details here. I just want to tell you that the lower realm of Marshal Canopy is not just that simple. If we discuss it, we can even think that this is the largest injustice case in the heaven! You don’t need to be surprised. In fact, there are many doubts about the case of Tianpeng molesting Chang’e. We might as well patiently analyze it:
1. The incriminating evidence is not sufficient.
Is the term "teasing" true? In the entire case, it seems that only the "victim" Chang'e was the one who testified against Canopy for "molesting". There was no circumstantial evidence. How could Chang'e be found guilty of molestation based on Chang'e's one-sided statement? If it were put in today's court, and there was only Chang'e as the plaintiff and witness, I'm afraid the lawyer wouldn't have to put in too much effort to have her lose the case due to lack of evidence!
2. The penalty result is very abnormal.
Of course, I can't prove that Canopy didn't molest Chang'e, but to put it bluntly, if there was really molestation, should she be sentenced and exiled to the world? Please note that Tianpeng's crime is only "molestation". Even if this kind of problem is taken seriously today, the protection of women's rights and interests is at most an administrative penalty of a few days of detention and some compensation for mental damages. It seems that even The level of crime is not even high enough. What's more, at that time, Canopeng was a senior general in charge of 100,000 sailors in the heaven, while Chang'e was just a civilian girl in the heaven. There was such a disparity in status. What do you think would be the usual outcome of something like this happening? Anyway, apart from this case since ancient times, I have never heard of any high-ranking official being convicted and sentenced simply for molesting a civilian girl and being sued by a civilian girl. Generally speaking, there are only a handful of people who dare to complain. If they do complain, the result will be that someone will talk behind his back about some style issues.
3. Chang'e herself is questionable.
I don’t want to repeat how Chang’e arrived in heaven and became a citizen of the gods. The experience may be a bit strange, but it seems that the immigration process was not very glorious. In addition, how can she, a commoner, qualify to live alone in the treasured land of heaven - the moon? And I have never heard that she received gifts from others, or that she made a fortune from doing business or winning a lottery. Where did her luxurious villa "Guanghan Palace" come from? There is no reasonable explanation, which has to make people suspicious.
4. Why does the strange phenomenon of mistakenly casting a god into a pig fetus occur?
It is said that heaven should have a strict management system for gods descending to earth. Under normal circumstances, gods will never allow demons to descend to the earth for any reason. This is true for many heavenly officials’ mounts and subordinates in Journey to the West. After being caught by a demon in the lower world, without exception, they all begged Sun Wukong not to mention it in front of the Jade Emperor. This is proof of this. The priest who can carry out criminal punishment in the heaven mistakenly cast the canopy into a pig fetus and turned into a goblin. He made a huge mistake at work, but he was not punished by the heaven. The Jade Emperor even pretended to be deaf and dumb and indifferent. , it’s really strange.
5. Between Chang'e and the Jade Emperor?
This inference that the relationship between Chang'e and the Jade Emperor was ambiguous was something that I would never dare to say, but there was an inadvertent piece of evidence that confirmed this inference. As we all know, Chang'e had a pet named Jade Rabbit. The word "yu" for this jade rabbit is the same as the word "yu". Under the rule of the king, which folk woman would dare to name her pet with the word "yu", although jade and yu are two different things. Different words, but at first glance can you tell whether it is "Jade Rabbit" or "Imperial Rabbit"? Maybe you think this is a bit far-fetched. Then please pay attention again. The name of the Jade Emperor is "Jade Emperor". The first character is the same as the character "jade" for the Jade Rabbit. Under the rule of the king, naming, creation and even speech must avoid the emperor's words. Titles and taboos, didn't the word "big" in the name "Monkey King" used by Sun Wukong bring him great disaster? What's more, the taboo here is just a pet's name, which is really the biggest taboo among taboos.
The IQs of many officials in heaven are not lower than mine, right? Can't they see that? But why did no one dare to accuse Chang'e in front of the Jade Emperor? In fact, Chang'e did not have any trouble because of this. On the contrary, the name of Jade Rabbit became louder and louder, and even mortals knew about it. Thinking about the third doubt in the front, apart from the inference I made above, what else can be explained.
Now that you know the relationship between the Jade Emperor and Chang'e, you will probably feel that you understand, "That tentacle molested Chang'e was actually an offense against the Jade Emperor. How can I not be severely punished?" Then you I'm wrong again. Tianpeng has been in the officialdom for a long time and has the title of marshal. He must be well versed in the principles of the officialdom, and it is easy to understand the leader's intentions (this will also happen in the process of studying with Tang Monk later) Full performance), how could he not see the connection between Chang'e and the Jade Emperor, so he would definitely not offend Chang'e and ask for trouble. And imagine this: If you are the Jade Emperor and you have an affair with Chang'e, and Chang'e comes to you one day to accuse Tianpeng of molesting her, do you think it is appropriate to punish Tianpeng with great fanfare for this matter despite other people's gossip? Or should we avoid public opinion and cover up the little shoes secretly, and then find the wrong person to accuse him and then punish him? I think in order to prevent others from gossiping, the latter one is more appropriate!
Therefore, Canopy's being punished to the human world must be the result of something else, but the smoke of being molested concealed the real fact?
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