Eager for jokes

Xiao Ming often writes typos or omissions in his compositions. One day, his father was ill and asked him to buy ginseng. He bought it and stewed ginseng for his father. On that day, the teacher asked him to keep a diary. Xiao Ming decided to write with ginseng, but he couldn't write, so he stopped writing. Xiao Ming's diary is written like this:

Dad is ill today, so let me buy someone. When I arrived at the Chinese medicine company, I said to the waiter, "I want to buy someone!" " "The waiter asked him," who are you looking for? We have fat, thin, long and short ones here. "So I bought a fat man. When I got home, I chopped people into three pieces and cooked them in a pot.