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You can't take the exam in Britain unless you are old. How was the exam in COVID-19?
Testing only the behavior of critically ill patients may confuse many people. After all, shouldn't testing be prevention? Shouldn't it be to prevent the spread of the virus?
However, this is not the most wonderful idea in Britain.
1, build a morgue.
This matter has been circulating on the Internet for a long time. China responded to the epidemic by building hospitals, while Britain responded to the epidemic by building morgues.
It sounds incredible, but the fact is true.
Some members suggested that if possible, the park should be transformed into a morgue, and if the church was overcrowded, a funeral could also be held in a bar.
Although these measures can really play an emergency role, is it a bit urgent to go directly to the morgue to fight the virus? The domestic epidemic situation is gradually stable, which can prove that the virus can be completely controlled, and it should be protected and completely killed at the initial stage of infection. Britain, on the other hand, had the foresight to set up a morgue!
2, group immunity.
If you don't know much about the first mortuary in Britain, you will suddenly realize when you know the group immunity in Britain.
On March 13, the British chief scientist consultant proposed? Let the infection spread and cause group immunity?
I don't know what basis this chief scientist has. Even if this basis is correct, how many people will be sacrificed?
Immunization is used to save lives, not to reduce population. What's the use of immunization if the population is reduced? What's more, this assumption has no definite basis.
3. It is considered that canceling large gatherings and closing schools will not effectively prevent the spread of the virus.
It was only in this third step that I realized how many chess games Britain had played, and (joking) the foresight of the British government.
The British Prime Minister shook hands with every patient in the hospital in a friendly way. The British Marathon had to be held even during the epidemic because all the facilities were ready.
Many people are watching the marathon feast, and Britain is simply doing it? Group immunity? .
To sum up, I'm afraid Britain is not interested in testing, and a country that implements mass immunization (and some British people strongly oppose it) probably doesn't need virus testing at all.
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