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About learning from Lei Feng’s sketches or drama scripts

A: I am Lei Feng! Don't laugh, everyone! I am really a thunderstorm!

B: Ouch! I said why my right eye keeps twitching. I guess I encountered a "ghost" during the day!

A: Where is the ghost?

B: You are a ghost! You're like a thunderbolt! Do you think you are not a ghost?

A: Hi! Uncle, you misunderstood! Me! The surname is Lei and the name is Feng! But it's not Lei Feng's front, it's the wind that blows and rains! So don’t think wrongly!

B: I’ll tell you what! It has been many years since I left Lei Feng, and today a thunderstorm suddenly appeared, which is quite scary!

A: Haha! Eh! Uncle, what are you looking for here?

B: I didn’t find anything! Young man, if you have nothing to do, just leave first!

A: Uncle! You must have lost something! I, like Lei Feng, will do good things and help you find it!

B: No, no! Nowadays, there is no such cheap thing. Nowadays, whoever does good deeds does not want anything in return. Nowadays, there is no Lei Feng spirit! Let’s just take it back and say, I had a guest at home and I went to the vegetable market to buy a lot of vegetables. At that time, I really regretted how I had two hands. It would be great if I had “three hands”! There were so many groceries that I couldn’t carry them. Then a young man came and offered to help me carry the groceries. I saw that he was imitating Lei Feng! Don't be polite and hurry home. When I got home, the young man insisted on asking me for 20 yuan and said it was "food fee". I was puzzled. I said, young man, aren't you following Lei Feng and doing good deeds? Why do you still need money? The young man said something that almost made me cry!

A: What words are so "shocking"?

B: The young man said: I follow Lei Feng and do good deeds, but I didn’t say I don’t want money!

A: Uncle, these are extremely rare phenomena you are talking about! In fact, Lei Feng is by your side; Lei Feng’s spirit is everywhere! It’s just that they did good deeds without leaving their names behind!

B: Okay, last time the guy asked me for 20 yuan when I asked for a dish. This time, if you help me find my wallet, you still have to ask me for 200 yuan! I'm not that stupid!

A: Oh! Uncle, it turns out you lost your wallet!

B: Hi! Or did you lie? (To the audience) I’ve been having a hard time lately! A little back is a special back! Look at my wallet just now, which was still in my pocket. Why did it disappear in just a moment? This money is used to pay tuition for our children! ah! Ask me where my children study? Thirty-six! Eh! Strange, where did it fall? I have to look for it! It’s really annoying!

A: Uncle: Don’t worry, won’t I look for it together with you?

B: (Looking at A’s busy look) No, I’ll do it myself! (Quietly speaking to the audience, I’d better go over there and look for it when I leave! I’ll save him from finding it when I can, and he might ask me what the “change fee” is!

A: Hey! Uncle, you Don’t go! Why is it so difficult to do good things nowadays?

C: Ouch! Fengzi~!

A: It’s Qizai, what’s wrong?

C: I can’t hold it in anymore!

A: Yes! (Take out the paper from your pocket) Here it is!

C: Thank you! Let me give you another chance to do something good! (Hands a wallet to A) Help me return this to the owner, it’s time to pull it out! p>

A: Hey! What is this? Who lost the wallet? Hey, Qizai, who lost the wallet?

How did I know that you just picked it up? Just figure it out.

Who taught you to be a thunder and wind?

A: This guy~! Let me see what's inside? (opens wallet) Yo! So much money, a bank card, and an ID card, *** (name of person) Hey! Why does the person in this photo look so much like the uncle who just lost his wallet? Maybe this wallet was lost by the uncle just now. I have to wait here for him to come back!

(B comes on stage)

B: Why can’t I find it? I'm so anxious! I still have to pay school fees for my children! (Looking worried)

A: Uncle!

B: Why is it you again! Didn’t I tell you? I'm not looking for a wallet!

A: Uncle! Your name is ***!

B: How do you know my name?

Person A: I just picked up a wallet here, and the photo on the ID card inside looks very similar to yours! I thought you might have lost it!

B: That’s right! I also have a bank card and 5 100-yuan bills, 6 10-yuan bills, and 7 80-cent bills in my wallet, which are used to pay for my children’s tuition!

A: (Look at the wallet and check it) It seems that you, uncle, lost this wallet. Now I will return it to you! See if there's anything missing?

B: (Looking at the wallet, taking out some money to express his reward) No! No, not a penny less! Young man, this is just a little thought from the uncle, thank you!

A: Uncle! I can't accept this money. I am learning from Lei Feng and doing good deeds. I am learning from Uncle Lei Feng! Learn from his spirit of helping others and not losing money even if you pick up money! Learn Lei Feng’s spirit and care for those in need around you. Just as Uncle Lei Feng said: Human life is limited, but serving the people is infinite. I will devote my limited life to unlimited service to the people! Isn't it? If I do some good deeds, I will receive rewards. If everyone is like this, how can Lei Feng's spirit be passed down from generation to generation?

B: That’s great! Dear classmates, who says Lei Feng does not exist? As long as we pay attention to everyone around us, Lei Feng is actually right next to you!

Lines in the cross talk sketch script - learn from Lei Feng’s good example

A: What are you looking for?

B: Change.

A: Did you lose your money?

B: No.

A: What are you looking for if you haven’t lost it?

B: I picked up the money so that I can hand it over to the government

A: Hey! Stand up quickly, everyone is waiting to see our performance!

B: Alas! I was so dizzy looking for it that I couldn’t even open my eyes

A: I have an idea (take out a one hundred yuan bill and flash it)

B: Yeah, it’s open .

A: I’m so excited about money! I said what are you doing?

B: Learn from Lei Feng!

A: Are you the only one who still imitates Lei Feng?

B: People cannot be judged by their appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. Kofi Annan just looks like that. He is now the Secretary-General of the United Nations. No matter how charming and suave Beckham looks, he cannot be the British Prime Minister. I I have been following Lei Feng for more than a month.

A: What have you done? Please report it to everyone.

B: A few days ago, after I watched "The Story of Lei Feng", I couldn't calm down. I seemed to see the glorious image of Lei Feng, so I made a decision that would change my life. Decision

A: What decision?

B: Learn from Lei Feng’s good example.

A: Hey!

B: What we learn must be put into action.

A: Yes! Do good things!

B: Do good things? Where do I start from doing good things?

A: Start from the side.

B: One word wakes up the dreamer! After taking a nap at noon that day, I lay on the table and just thought about it! What to do! Hey, suddenly a strange smell came into my nose, hey, hey, hey!

A: I’m sick.

B: Those are Xiao Wang’s smelly socks in the front row. Xiao Wang’s socks have made meritorious deeds.

A: His socks are all meritorious?

B: Ah! Several times, people checking classroom hygiene came to our class door and stopped smelling the smell.

A: Hi!

B: I decided to start doing good things with Xiao Wang’s socks. I pinched my nose and mustered up all the courage to pick up his socks and wash them for him. His socks are really good. It stinks, I washed it and smelled it, ugh! Wash it again, smell it again, duh! I just washed out a bag of Tide after using it up

A: It’s not easy...

B: The nap bell rang, and Xiao Wang was looking for socks everywhere.

A: Who took my socks?

B: Xiao Wang, don’t thank me, I took it for you to wash.

A: Did you take it for me to wash?

B: Yes! Washed! Don't thank me, thank you Uncle Lei Feng.

A: Quite modest! What did Xiao Wang say?

B: Oh my God! So what should I wear?

A: Hi

B: As a result, he went barefoot all day.

A: This is a bad thing.

B: I think so too. I have learned from it and reflected on it, but we cannot stop this great cause of learning from Lei Feng!

Hey! There it is again.

A: What do you think is wrong with this person?

B: What are you talking about? I think Lei *** is right! Human life is infinite, no, it is limited. How do you say that?

A: How can you still imitate Lei Feng! Human life is limited, but service to the people is unlimited. I will devote my limited life to unlimited service to the people.

B: Yes! I thought the same thing! I want to get out of school and join the people to learn from Huo Feng and do good deeds!

A: Give me one set!

B: At the weekend, I asked for leave from my mother and came out. I barely walked two steps, hey hey hey!

A: Again?

B: There is an old lady standing on the side of the road in front! I ran over and helped her across the street without saying a word! A; What did the old lady say?

B: The old lady is very excited! "Thank you, young man!"

A: No, don't thank me! Thank you Uncle Lei Feng!

B: Please help me, please help me over. My house lives across the road!

A: Huh?

B: This good thing has not been done! The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still have to work hard! The bus is here, let me get on it! This bus is a place where criminals often appear. This is an opportunity! Just got in the car, hey hey hey!

A: What’s wrong with this guy?

B: I saw a middle-aged man put his sinful hand into a woman's bag...

A: This is a pickpocket!

B: I know! At this time, I thought of Dong Cunrui, my grandma, and my cousin.

A: What does it have to do with them?

B: I think of the entrustment of the motherland and the cultivation of the party. When the people need it most, they stand up and act bravely!

A: OK! Enough impassioned! Hurry!

B: Stop! In broad daylight, the sky is clear, such a sunny day, you actually do such a dirty thing?

A: Sorry for this good day!

B: Just listen to the woman shouting:

A: Thank you, Lei Feng!

B: Young man, you are young and there is something wrong with your brain! I asked my husband to hold my cell phone for me. What did you yell?

A: Wrong again!

B: I wished I could crawl through a crack in the ground. I was so ashamed! Hurry and sit down! Just after a while, an old woman came up, trembling.

Yi A: Hey, hey, hey!

A: I knew you were going to do this again!

B: I have to give up my seat quickly, grandma, sit over here!

A: What a nice guy!

B: What did you say! What to say! Grandma? Am I that old? Isn’t it just over eighty? Call me grandma? Hate!

A: Isn’t 80 years old?

B: Sister, please stand!

A: My 80-year-old sister!

B: The train will arrive soon! When we arrived at Wanliang Beach, the sea was so big! It was bigger than the bathhouse in our school!

A: Nonsense!

B: Hey, hey, hey,

A: Did you find something else?

B: I saw a group of people gathered in front of me, and some people were shouting, "Send to the hospital quickly."

A, someone was injured

B: Healing the wounded but saving lives. Be a human being! What's more, we are learning from Lei Feng now! I squeezed in, and when I couldn’t squeeze in anymore, I shouted

A: What did you shout?

B: Give way, everyone, it is my second uncle who is injured! As a result, everyone quickly made way for a path and looked at me with strange eyes

A: I admire you!

B: I looked inside, oh my god!

A: Is he really your second uncle?

B: A wild dog was run over and its leg was broken

A: Do you call the dog Uncle?

B: Then walk inside, the sea is really beautiful, it is full of water!

A: Nonsense, if the sea were full of soil, would it still be called a sea?

B: Only two steps away,

A: Hey, hey, hey! Let me tell you first!

B: There is a woman standing on the seawall in front of me. I can tell from the first glance that she is emotionally frustrated and can’t think about it anymore! She wants to jump into the sea

A: Life is at stake!

B: It was too late, but it was too late. I rushed over and hugged the woman from the beach!

A: What a brave hero!

B: At this moment, a sturdy man with a beard walked over from the side. There is a saying in this circle, beard, do art!

Seeing that this is an art person, "What's wrong with you? You didn't see us taking pictures!"

A: Wrong again.