Children's Fairy Tales: Examining Tobacco Stories

Gastrodia elata lit up, and the gate of Happiness City Hospital was packed. Rabbits, kittens, monkeys, sika deer, squirrels, ashtrays, dolls and feather dusters are all here. They saw the notice yesterday and came to the court this morning to hear a major poisoning case.

At about eight o'clock, the ox presiding judge appeared on the steps outside the court with a black briefcase. Judge goat rang the bell to clear the way ahead and shouted, "get out of the way!" " "As soon as the door opened, everyone crowded in and sat down in turn.

After a while, Judge Niu solemnly announced the trial. He leaned down and whispered something in the goat's ear. The goat nodded and shouted at the door, "Be sued-"

Several heavily armed big grey rabbits followed the defendant from the side door. Let's take a closer look, ah, this is not someone else, it turned out to be a pack of cigarettes. You see, he didn't care, swaggering up and down and onto the bench. What is even more disturbing is that he still sticks out half a cigarette on his head, lights it, and slowly turns around his head.

The presiding judge was so angry that he knocked on the bronze bell on the table: "Put out the cigarette, put out the cigarette!"

"Why should I let it out, joke!" The cigarette stood in the middle, his hands on his waist, and ignored it.

The audience was angered and shouted together, "put it out, put it out at once!" " "

"Hum, don't open your eyes to see where you are, put on airs!"

"Don't let it out, water it!"

Hearing the sound of pouring water, the cigarette butt got a fright and had to slap the lit cigarette butt twice on the leg of the table. The cigarette butt went out and the court gradually quieted down.

The presiding judge pointed to the dock and told the cigarette to sit down.

The hall is very quiet, and you can hear the sound of the needle falling to the ground.

"The defendant, look up. Is there anything you want to avoid in the trial? " The presiding judge has a harsh voice.

Cigarettes looked up at the stands, and there were judges of cattle, sheep and mantis, who served as clerks. They have nothing to do with themselves.

At first, because the prosecutor read the indictment, the indictment listed ten major crimes of cigarettes. Cigarettes seem to be listening, but they don't seem to be listening at all. I am thinking, since I am so bad, why do so many people run to cigarette shops? Since I am heinous, why should people be born? Simply shut down all cigarette factories ... cigarettes were thinking, and the loud voice of the presiding judge woke him up. He asked the cigarette loudly, "defendant, do you know what crime you have committed?"

The cigarette straightened up and said, "I am not only innocent, but also meritorious!" " Go outside and ask what people call me, white stick! "Cigarettes satisfiedly," at ordinary times, no matter who, even if again tired, as long as the cigarette holder in your mouth, spirit will come soon. "What's this called? Relieve fatigue and feel refreshed. It's really' a cigarette after a meal is as happy as a fairy'. What, you don't believe me? Do not believe you try! "

At some point, the cigarette popped out of the cigarette case and went straight to the mouth of the presiding judge. With a wave of his hand, the presiding judge bounced back his cigarette and shouted, "Nonsense! Do you understand that smoking is not allowed in the laws of Happiness City, and you are not allowed to pollute the environment under any excuse! "

The presiding judge conveniently pushed open the window behind him. Outside, the sun is shining, flowers are in full bloom, pearl-like dew is rolling on the green leaves, and a group of birds are singing freely in the morning breeze. The sky is so blue and the air is so fresh.

Just as the cigarette tried to quibble, a red-eyed Xiaohua Mall stood up and pointed at him angrily and said, "He killed my grandmother! My grandmother was full of energy in her early years. Who doesn't know that she is a famous rat catching champion? I didn't expect her to be addicted to smoking, yellow and thin, and finally got lung cancer ... meowing ... grandma ... "

Cigarettes spread out their hands: "joke, what does your grandmother have to do with lung cancer?"

Xiaohua Mall wiped her tears: "Why doesn't it matter?"

The cigarette shrugged: "Where is the evidence? Bring the evidence! "

Red-eye circle Xiaohua Mall couldn't help it anymore. He blurted out: "Who doesn't know that you have nicotine in your stomach? It's nicotine!"

Cigarettes were shocked at first and then calmed down. He patted his chest and said proudly, "Look at my flowered skirt, which is lined with a pair of shiny underwear. When opened, it smells delicious. What can you say to nicotine? " If you don't believe me, who will smell it? Smell it! "

"I'll smell it!" A mouse sitting in the last row ran over, glanced at the presiding judge and said with a cheeky smile, "Alas, I was so sleepy that I woke up."

This damn thing makes my mouth water.

The mouse conveniently pulled one out of the cigarette case and was about to send it to his mouth. There was a roar in the court: "No smoking, no smoking!" " "

The mouse looked around and said with a wry smile, "OK, OK, then I can go to other places to smoke at any time." He glanced at the stage, cocked his tail, jumped on the table, stood in front of the goat's bell and smiled and said to the goat, "Sir, they are afraid of nicotine, but I don't care." Please cover me with a bell. In order not to pollute them, I will suck them in. "

The goat looked at the presiding judge, smiled and nodded. The goat rang the bell and the little mouse jumped in. Soon, the bell rang: "Ding Rinrin, Ding Rinrin ..." It was the mouse shaking inside and shouting: "Quick, open it, let me out, let me out, I'm dying, I'm dying ..."

As soon as the goat rang the bell, he saw that the little mouse was already there, shaking all over.

The forensic woodpecker came and put a stethoscope on the mouse's chest. After listening for a while, he said, "I really can't!" " "

Someone immediately said, "He deserved it, who told him to be brave!" Others are saying, "Don't mention a mouse. I heard it was a Bordeaux horse. As long as it smokes 20 cigarettes, it will die! "

An angry voice rang out from the crowd outside:

"Search him for all the nicotine!"

"Cut his belly open!"

"water! Pour him to death! "

Judge Niu pressed his hands and told everyone not to make trouble. He stood up slowly, pulled one out of his cigarette case and turned to the woodpecker for testing.

Many people in the hall asked to speak, and the goat shook the bell and shouted, "Quiet, quiet, one by one!" " "

The doll sitting in the front row raised one leg and said tearfully, "Look, a cigarette butt fell on my leg and burned a big hole in my leg, which almost killed me!" " "

The ashtray sitting next to it gave the doll an angry answer: "It's not shameful to say it, it's all your own carelessness." Look at me. I've been dealing with soot all day, but I haven't burned it. It's just that you are too arrogant! "

"Who is arrogant! Who are you talking about? " The doll blushed and covered her face with tears.

The feather duster couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and pointed to the ashtray and said, "Don't bully people! Who doesn't know, without cigarettes, there would be no ashtray like you. Of course you protect him! "

The presiding judge knocked on the table with a copper hammer: "Be careful, don't digress!" " "

Panda raised his hand and asked to speak: "My panda brother smokes every day and has coronary heart disease. Now he can no longer walk the tightrope. " He was anxious to step on the spot at home yesterday. Before he got up, he fainted by the iron fence. Really, I saw it with my own eyes. If you don't believe me, ask sika deer. "

Sika deer, keep your head straight.

A puppy also said sadly, "As long as grandma cat who lives in front of me smokes, I will squat down next to her and smell, smell, smell for three years." I went to the animal hospital the day before yesterday and found that I had bronchial cancer. Judge, what do you think I should do? Wang Wu ... "

"And I-"

"And I-"

The presiding judge looked, and Lin's arm stood up in the hall.

The pen in Secretary Mantis's hand rustled around, and soon he remembered a thick notebook. The cigarette panicked, straightened up and said loudly, "Now, I ask the defender to defend me!" " "

The words sound just fell and a red-faced old horse monkey emerged from a corner. He coughed twice and said hoarsely, "I don't agree with you." For example, I love nothing but smoking. I was in a cage in the zoo, picking up cigarettes thrown by tourists. For ten years, I have smoked every morning, evening, today and tomorrow. Look, I'm still me! So, I think cigarettes are innocent! Not guilty! "

The presiding judge turned and took a black thing the size of sesame from Dr. Woodpecker, waving it in front of everyone: "Look, this is nicotine extracted from the stomach of cigarettes, and how many good companions he killed!"

The old horse monkey stared and asked, "Mr. presiding judge, if you think cigarettes are poisonous, how can you explain it to me?"

The presiding judge calmly replied: "The court thinks that not all smokers will get cancer, but the fact tells us-"He nodded to the woodpecker, and the woodpecker picked up a birch bark full of words and read aloud: "The fact tells us that in the animal kingdom, the number of smokers who get cancer is 90 times as much as that of non-smokers. Therefore, smoking is an important factor in cancer. "

Everyone listened quietly with angry eyes.

"Now, announce the verdict-"

All the audience stood up at the trial.

The presiding judge cleared his throat and solemnly declared, "Cigarettes are harmful to health. There are several toxins in his body, such as benzopyrene, nitrous acid and nicotine, which will produce smoke and pollute the environment. It is he who causes smokers to have cardiovascular spasm, irritates the stomach, causes coronary heart disease, high blood pressure and leads to myocardial infarction ... Therefore, on behalf of the court, I declare that for our city to be as beautiful as a garden forever and for the people of Happiness City to live a happier life, according to the relevant laws and regulations of Happiness City, cigarettes will be resolutely deported! "

"Wow," there was a storm of applause in the hall.

Xiaohua Mall, puppy, feather duster, doll ... all burst into tears.

The cigarette roared: "Appeal, I want to appeal! Smoking is allowed in other cities. The big deal is to discourage smoking, but if you are so arbitrary and dissatisfied, I will not accept it! "

The presiding judge repeated loudly: "I have already said that this is a city of happiness, and one of the important laws stipulated in the city of happiness is that smoking is not allowed." Take it down! "

Like a deflated ball, cigarettes suddenly collapsed to the ground, and two gray rabbit policemen came out in Dongdong.

Cigarettes were taken out of the city, and as soon as they stood, the city gate slammed. He walked along the moat until dark. Now, where to? He wanted to talk to a friend, but nobody paid attention to him. All his friends who announced that they wanted to draw a line with him had given up smoking. Cigarettes feel cornered when you think about it. It seems that his end is really not far away.