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The background design of Game of Thrones is magnificent, and the whole network of characters is complicated, which contains many incomprehensible emotional relationships. When watching a drama for the first time, most people are basically at a loss about unknown so, and they may not be able to tell the potential connection between the characters. But if you indulge in it, you will have a clear-cut stand and even find some hidden secrets, including your long-lost brother.
After watching All, you will find that although there are only two sexes in the world, they can always find a new breakthrough in it and constantly refresh your understanding of the emotional relationship of the characters.
As Zhan Mu told Britney Spears, you may not be able to choose who you fall in love with. Many times it is a moment of passion, and many times it is accompanied by a long stream of water, but this feeling suddenly strikes, and no one can stop its fierceness and strength.
It's hard to understand and agree, but it still exists.
1. Intraconsanguineous marriage of Targaryen family
The Targaryen family is the family of the dragon daughter Daenerys, who once established a dynasty that ruled Westeros for 300 years. The companion of the conqueror Egon I is both his wife and his sister, because the Targaryen family has always followed the tradition of consanguineous marriage from Valeria to ensure the purity of the subsequent bloodline.
Therefore, when Dragon Lady and her second brother Viserys Targaryen debuted, although they were brother and sister, they didn't seem to be afraid of the affair between men and women at all. That's why. Rhaegar targaryen, the eldest brother of Dragon Lady, is the orthodox heir to the Iron Throne and the then "mad king" Prince Iriz. But because the eldest brother died unfortunately, the second brother shouldered the burden of creating a country.
Second brother is a violent man who is eager for quick success and instant benefit. In order to take back the iron throne, he gave up the opportunity to marry the dragon lady and sold it to Khal Drogo in exchange for the army to conquer Westeros. Although the abacus played noisily, he finally lost to his own stupidity and was burned to death by Drogo with molten gold water, leaving only one member of the Targaryen family with little hope of survival.
In this era, consanguineous marriage is an incomprehensible behavior. However, for the Targaryen family, if the dragon girl did not completely lose her brother who could marry in the same family, they would still continue this "tradition".
2. The "love" between twin sisters Zhan Mu and Cersei.
Zhan Mu and Cersei are both members of the Lannister family in Casterly Rock. They are twin brothers and sisters.
Cersei was the queen of robert baratheon when she made her debut in the first episode of the first season. As a result, at the end of the first episode, bran stark bumped into their brother and sister's affair. For fear of exposure, Zhan Mu pushed Bran down and made him disabled for life.
The Lannister family has no tradition of consanguineous marriage, but the brother and sister's father Tywin also married his cousin, and the mother died in childbirth because she gave birth to a dwarf demon. Although Cersei and Zhan Mu are brother and sister, they act more like lovers. Zhan Mu said that there is only one woman in his life, and that is his sister Cersei.
Cersei once said that she really loved Robert, but Robert kept thinking about eddard stark's sister Liana, so he didn't have a chance to be with her husband. Probably out of revenge, her three children are all children of Zhan Mu, and even the fourth child was conceived in the eighth season.
Unfortunately, Joffrey was poisoned and Toman chose to commit suicide. Even his only daughter, Missy, was framed in Dorne and lost all her own flesh and blood.
During Zhan Mu's imprisonment, Cersei also found that Lanser, who is also a Lannister family, is body double of Zhan Mu, which is even more incomprehensible.
Cersei said that no one can leave her.
However, her husband was killed by a wild boar for having an affair with Lanser in the wine, and all her three children died. Her biological father was killed by a little demon, and her brother and lover Zhan Mu left because of her betrayal. She is a traitor, and only Youlun still reads her hue and continues to follow.
Zhan Mu made mistakes, but now he has turned over a new leaf.
The little devil said that Zhan Mu had always known Cersei's character.
But I still love her.
Although the "love" between Zhan Mu and Cersei is hard to understand, Zhan Mu's infatuation is very touching.
Caster, who is helpful to others, married his daughter.
We thought that the marriage of Targaryen family and the love between Zhan Mu Cersei's brother and sister were enough to shock us, but we never expected that a wonderful flower like Caster would marry and have children with his daughter.
Caster lives near the Great Wall and is a savage. He gave birth to a child with his own woman. If the offspring is a girl, he will continue to be his "wife". If the offspring is a son, he will give it to other ghosts. Because the alien ghosts can't reproduce themselves, castel's actions have increased the night king's troops and many important helpers for army of the dead, which can be described as aiding the abuse.
Geely, the woman that Snow's good brother Sam likes, is one of Caster's daughters and wives. At that time, Gilly was pregnant and gave birth to a son. Because she was afraid that the child would be handed over to a strange ghost, she ran away with Sam. Otherwise, she will surely die suddenly.
There is a little foreshadowing here. In fact, most of the ghosts under the Night King are transformed from the son of Caster. Although Gilly's son is not a shapeshifter, he is a "brother" in theory. I don't know if this line will play a key role in the following story, after all, the blood is the same.
4. The "love triangle" between Brother Renly and Knight Baihua.
Renly is a member of the Baratheon family, Robert's younger brother, and was once the king of the South.
His nominal wife is Margaret, the little rose of the Tyrell family, but his real sleeper is Lolas, the little rose's brother and flower knight. This "love triangle" is still wonderful.
Accustomed to the various relationships in Game of Thrones, it is not surprising that Renly likes a man. But the most surprising thing about this relationship is little Rose's attitude. She knew that her husband had no desire for a woman's body, and even offered to let his brother join her during sex.
Little Rose's three husbands were all "kings", but all died in the west without exception. The first husband Renly was assassinated by his brother Stannis with the son of Shadow, the second husband Joffrey was poisoned by the Queen of Thorns and Little Finger, and the third husband Toman jumped to his death because he saw the little rose killed by wildfire in the church.
At this point, all the characters involved in this indissoluble bond died.
5. Love and hate between 5.shae and the little devil's father and son.
When watching Game of Thrones, Ye was always impressed by the feelings of the little devil. He really fell in love with shae. Although they are not suitable for each other, even their bodies are not worthy, they will always be together at critical moments. Before Tywin's trial of the little devil appeared, their passage was simply called "True Love".
However, how can there be true love in this power world?
When the little devil was framed and imprisoned for killing Joffrey, when he denounced himself as a dwarf in court and was rejected by others, when he saw his beloved woman lying and accusing herself, you would find that those seemingly "true love" things were worthless, and the little devil's emotional world was completely shattered at this moment.
When he saw Shay again, the woman was lying on her father's bed, shouting "Lion", which once belonged to her and the little devil.
The same woman has been lying in the bed of her biological father and son, and one of them was once considered "true love".
It's ridiculous and pathetic.
6. Prince oberon and his mistress Elaria.
Oberon is a member of the Martray family and lives in Dorne, the southernmost tip of Westeros. His nickname is "Red Snake" and his eight illegitimate daughters are called "Sand Snakes".
Because Red Snake has a good impression on both men and women, and his mistress Ellaria has the same orientation with him, they even introduced a man and a woman when they were making out, and the four of them interacted with each other, and their interest in men's and women's affairs was extremely strange.
Although I am not understood in this matter, my feelings are still quite strong. Oberon wanted to avenge his sister, so he confronted Cersei's magic mountain while acting as a knight for the little devil, and was unfortunately killed. The hostess put the bill on Cersei, put poison on her lips, passed the poison on to Cersei's only daughter Miser by kissing, and killed her.
7. Dragon Heroes Daenerys and Snow
Since the mystery of Si Nuo's life was uncovered, his relationship with Daenerys, the dragon girl, has been completely changed.
It turned out that only the dragon queen fell in love with an illegitimate child, but now it has completely become the "love of aunts and nephews", a veritable little dragon girl and "snow", riding a dragon "dragon hero".
Si Nuo's biological father is rhaegar targaryen, and his mother is Ed's sister lyanna stark. As an orphan of the former prince, Xue is more qualified to sit on the iron throne than the dragon lady.
I still remember that when Snow White first met the Dragon Lady, she was invited to Longshi Island.
At this time, the dragon lady said, "I am the last Targaryen, jon snow."
When the mystery of life experience was uncovered, this sentence became a satirical joke. Because the dragon lady is no longer the last and only family descendant, her cherished iron throne has a more reasonable owner. But the dragon lady's feelings for Snow White are real. She even sacrificed a dragon to save Snow White who couldn't get away from being attacked by alien ghosts. Although the Targaryen family is connected by blood and keeps pure blood, many people still find it hard to accept that this relationship between an uncle and an nephew has become "love".
In this way, the most abstinent person is the night king.
I want to fight, I have no other ideas.
Text/Ye Qiu Chen
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