Funny and creative copywriting for Douyin

1. Let me make a long story short: This matter is a long story.

2. Look at my bad temper, I just want you to hug me.

3. When men talk about inner beauty, they refer to the inside of the bra, not the heart.

4. I don’t like tidying up the room. They all call me the messy room hero.

5. I get hungry very easily, please feed me with your tenderness.

6. Who says you don’t have perseverance? Haven’t you persisted in being single for decades?

7. Goose, goose, goose, use a knife to cut and pull out the knot. Add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!

8. If you are ugly and still want to make a video, please respect yourself!

9. You are very important: no matter how heavy you are, I will .

10. If you suffer a loss, do not drink water, otherwise you will become dirty.

11. When it comes to exams, one-third is determined by fate and seven-cent depends on hard work. There is nothing we can do about the remaining ninety points.

12. In life, first be laughed at by others, then laugh at others, and then you will smile.

13. My ex-boyfriend was getting married and he called me to ask if I would go. I replied decisively with three words: I will go next time.

14. A man’s strength is the RMB in your pocket.

15. Life is just a few drinks. Whoever drinks first will leave first.

16. It’s rare to get drunk several times in life. What’s so rare about me?

17. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

18. Every time After the quarrel, I felt that I had not performed well and wanted to quarrel again.

19. You are probably like a potato. Fried, steamed and fried, no matter what, it suits my appetite.

20. What are you unhappy about? Tell it to make everyone happy.

21. Live the life of Bajie, but want the figure of Wukong.

22. It takes a long time to see people’s hearts, but they will really suffer from kidney failure.

23. I am too old to be deceived. I am already familiar with all kinds of tricks. Watching the other party do what they do best, I feel no fluctuation in my heart and even feel a little want to laugh.

24. Don’t always stay in your room. Occasionally go outside to the living room, kitchen, and toilet.

25. It is better to hit a wall than go home and face a wall.

26. A boy who is only good to one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is good to all girls is called a hot dog.

27. Respect yourself, don’t look back on the past, and don’t make do with the future!

28. Every time someone is mean to me, I feel that there is something wrong with this person. It's so cute to me that he can still lose his temper and be speechless.

29. Scientific research has proven that people who smoke and drink all year round are less likely to suffer from Alzheimer's disease because they are more likely to die early.

30. Without us students with poor grades, how can we bring out the achievements of good students?

31. Do you know the difference between you and Sha Seng? His name is Sha Seng and you are Sha Siao.

32. I have raised myself so well and don’t want to give anyone an advantage. I have bread, so why should I find someone who can’t give me love and wants to share my bread?

33. When your life is not going your way, don’t panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

34. Dogs are always dogs, but sometimes people are not people.

35. I think I haven’t eaten chicken for a long time. Otherwise, why did I get a little excited when I saw the feather duster yesterday?

36. If you use a beauty trick, I will use it.

37. The teacher always talks about what kind of books the students have never seen after teaching for so long, but they forget what kind of books we have been studying for so long that the teacher has never seen.

38. I feel that life is not good enough, and life also feels that I am not good enough.

39. He was lecturing alone, but I could only sleep alone.

40. Some people look bright and shiny on the surface, but in fact their socks have slipped to the soles of their feet.

41. Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day when they get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good days!

42. If I want to be with you, I will pass on my stupidity. for you.

43. I want to buy a super big envelope, put delicious candies and me in it and send it to you.

44. Because I like you, my girly heart has a million tons.

45. If you wear something trendy, if it is too trendy, you will be non-mainstream. If you dress sexy, if it is too sexy, you will be on the stage.

46. If you believe it, believe it. If you don’t believe it, don’t believe it. Return the whole WeChat.

47. Until now, the only thing I can afford to hold and put down is chopsticks!

48. Be silent and enter the dream.

49. I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

50. You have the nerve to lie to me, but I have the nerve not to believe you.

51. Please don’t say you love me easily unless you mean it.

52. The greatest pain in life is that after experiencing a super storm, not only did you not see the rainbow, but you also caught a cold.

53. It doesn’t matter if a girl is broken up in love, we women are animals that will bleed for a week and not die.

54. When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your appearance?

55. If God can’t make me thin, then he can make my friends fat.

56. Don’t believe me every time I say I will never care about you again. Do I look like that kind of principled person?

57. There are too many flaws. , even a missing corner is considered perfect.

58. I may not be able to lift a pound of stones, but if it is a hundred pounds of personal coins, I promise to pick it up and run away.

59. I only have one requirement when looking for a partner: to get along well with my other partners.

60. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

61. I have searched for her through hundreds of thousands of people, and after stepping on the ground, I suddenly look back and look around carefully. Auntie There are countless aunts.

62. Because of the world, a woman has a man’s heart.

63. Stop singing about the rest of your life. If a girl doesn’t work hard to make money, she won’t be willing to be beautiful. For the rest of her life, you will be the one cooking, doing the laundry, and doing the housework. You will be disliked. It's you who cares about the child.

64. Look at your appearance, you can act in a horror movie without makeup.

65. Let the school close down because I haven’t done my homework yet.

66. A girl’s feelings are always poetry, and a young woman’s feelings are always wet.

67. You say it’s because the weather is cold, but I say it’s because my heart is cold.

68. If being handsome is a mistake, then I am already so wrong that I don’t want to do it anymore.

69. Other girls can be gummy bears, angel babies, or sweetheart babies. But I can’t. I have to be an aunt and a living ancestor.

70. If I can forgive you for being vulgar, then can you forgive me for being pretentious?

71. If life is just the first meeting, why is the autumn wind so sad?

72. We will meet in a few decades and be burned into ashes in the crematorium. We will be piled on top of each other and no one will know each other. We will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

73. You are not my contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes.

74. There is a story I want to tell you. It’s a bit long. I’ll keep it short. You still haven’t paid me back.

75. When you smile, I understand that it is your insincere happiness.

76. Uh-huh, uh-huh, sister, I wish you will become a 7° space in your next life.

77. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how much I wear, I feel like running naked.