Xiaoming took watermelons, tomatoes and bananas to the streets. At the first intersection, the watermelon was hit by a car. Xiao Ming said, Hahahaha watermelon juice. At the second intersection, the t

Xiaoming took watermelons, tomatoes and bananas to the streets. At the first intersection, the watermelon was hit by a car. Xiao Ming said, Hahahaha watermelon juice. At the second intersection, the tomato was run over by a car. 1, why do flat-chested girls generally eat food?

God replied: because poor chest is extremely hungry!

2. Other children will buy toilet paper, and my children are still on it.

God replied: other people's wives will be angry, and your wife will swell.

It's over 40, and there are still many things I don't understand who to ask.

God replied: Foreign affairs ask Google, internal affairs ask Baidu, and sex asks Tianya!

4. Why do girls have their period?

God replied: this egg can't wait for sperm, so it's called a depressed patient and vomits blood while walking.

5. How do you hook up when you see a boy who suits your taste on the bus?

God replied: pretend to be epileptic, foam, fall into his arms, take the opportunity to arrest him, and continue until he is old enough. If you are not satisfied-hey! I'm ready!

6. What was the last time you experienced death?

God replied: Twenty years ago, I almost caught up with the sperm behind me!

7. someone is in a state of hair. Do you think my avatar is awesome?

God replied: yes.

8. What if my girlfriend shuts down in a rage?

God replied: the landlord went to get a haircut, so it is convenient to wear a hat.

9. Why is the Japanese side so cold when Japanese leaders visit China that they don't even hang welcome signs at the airport?

God replied: how to hang it? Warmly welcome old friends to Japan?

10, a female player posted in the forum and asked, "What gift do you want to give to your favorite boy on Singles Day?"

God replied: the first drop of blood.

1 1, the damn barber shop cut my head! Let's do some bad actions, and ask that the bigger the injury, the better, and the smaller the action, the better, because I am going alone.

God replied: At midnight, the moon is black.