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Sexy and funny confessional sentences

Sultry and funny confession sentences

Sultry and funny confession sentences. In fact, there are many ways to express love, including literary and romantic methods. But if the other person is a very cute and funny person, it will be more relaxed if you add a bit of humor. Here are some sultry and funny confessional sentences. Sensations of sultry and funny confession 1

1. I believe in love, and I believe in you even more. In this life, you are the most beautiful highlight in my life.

2. Be your shadow, without facial features or color.

3. No matter how tired you are, don’t be discouraged. If I am one more year old, I will accompany you for one more year.

4. I am your little finless porpoise, and I volunteer to fish.

5. My dear, you are my treasure. As long as you like it, I can trade it with my life.

6. Love, just say it out loud and close your eyes, your face is all in your mind.

7. Thinking of you is sweet. You are everything in my life, and you are the reason for my persistence.

8. As long as you need me, I will come to accompany you no matter how busy you are.

9. I want to live such an ordinary life with you.

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10. I want to go back to the time I spent with you and fulfill my promise.

11. You are my paradise, Fuyao. I am willing to spend my whole life growing old with you.

12. The sea can dry up and the rocks can rot, but my love for you will never change.

13. If you can’t get on Noah’s Ark, I will stay with you.

14. When you are the only one in my world, please don’t ignore me.

15. Only you understand my world, so I hide you deeply in my heart.

16. I am willing to grow old together with you, and I still regard you as the treasure in my hand.

17. It’s a different kind of time, but after meeting you, I changed into a completely different person.

18. I have many fantasies, but I never dare to fantasize about being with you again.

19. Choose a city to grow old in. If you meet a person with a white head, I am willing to walk with you.

20. You are my paradise. Ever since I was with you, I always love to giggle inexplicably.

21. You take the overpass and I take the underground. There is only what you don’t want to let go of, and there is nothing you can’t let go of.

22. You are my paradise, my dear, please stay with me. Don't get off the bus halfway.

23. I don’t dare to show my care for you and my love for you anymore.

24. My dear, never get rid of me in the name of making me happy. A collection of confession words

25. My dear, even if the world stands still, my choice is still you.

26. You love me. It has always been my own imagination, nothing more.

27. If I get old, I will accompany you to bask in the sun.

28. You are a place I cannot reach, just like the distance between me and the sunset.

29. Baby, my love for you has never changed. I need to be able to accompany you through the night.

30. You are the lighthouse in my heart. What I can’t hear or hear is my love for you.

31. You are not anyone’s, you are my only one. Just seeing you smile makes me want to stay with you until I grow old.

32. I use virtual things to sing my inner monologue.

33. Love, just say it loudly. Dear, we are harmonious but different from the world.

34. As long as you take one step towards me, I will take the remaining ninety-nine steps towards you.

35. Youth is the most beautiful song, as long as you sing it wholeheartedly.

36. Happiness lies in the little things in daily life. Thank you fate for letting me meet you!

37. Even if my life is about to end, I still want to meet you in heaven and renew our relationship.

38. Suddenly I found that you love me more than I thought.

39. Even if I write your name a thousand times, I still can’t express how much I miss you.

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40. Believe in love, believe in you even more, hold your hand, and accompany you until the end.

41. You are my favorite, my heart laughs, and I will go crazy with you.

42. When you are denied, the only person who can deny you is yourself.

43. Sincerely, I will always accompany you to the end of the world, that way we will be very happy.

44. Love, just say it loudly. The time with you is so sweet that even the air is sweet.

45. You are my favorite, my dear. I can’t find your place in my heart.

46. Only with you can I dare to look forward to the future.

47. Accumulate my love for you bit by bit, and then pour it all into you.

48. I will stay with you here and never leave you.

49. My dear, you are my treasure. I want to be crazy all my life and be your devil.

50. You don’t have to explain too much, the person you like will understand your heart. Sensations of sultry and funny confession 2

1. I like you is a kind of confession.

2. I want to hold you and keep you warm.

3. I’m not very good, as long as you don’t dislike it.

4. If you were a stone, I would be a magnet.

5. Give love a garden and make each other happy and brilliant!

6. Once I meet you, I don’t want to meet anyone else again.

7. Thousands of hearts, thousands of hearts, give you my sincerity every moment.

8. My dear, marry me and I promise you a lifetime of happiness.

9. People are insignificant and their hearts are cold. Apart from work, they are in love.

10. There are only a few silver photos left tonight, as if the encounter was a dream.

11. Regarding beauty, we should start from the day I met you.

12. Do not accept any bribes except for the beauty of your husband.

13. Don’t be too cute, otherwise I will fall in love with you every time I see you.

14. Hello everyone, this is my second cup of half-price partner.

15. I hope that for the rest of my life, wherever I look, I will be filled with you.

16. I want to be a contractor and take care of your future happiness.

17. Every time I think of you, there is one more star.

18. Are you willing to become an angel in a fairy tale and protect me?

19. In every afternoon, what inspires you is not your dreams but me.

20. I want to borrow a future with you, with all your warmth and love.

21. I hope that you can use my name to reject everyone in the future.

22. I want to eat well, grow up well, and wait for you to come home.

23. It is wrong to show hospitality for nothing. ...like you very much.

24. It doesn’t matter if you don’t see each other very often and don’t hug others. Just don’t fall in love with others.

25. I am nine, you are three, except for you, you are still you. A thousand people passed by me, but I can clearly hear your footsteps!

26. I didn’t do well in the exam today, and I feel so disappointed. To sum up the reason, I thought of you for the answers to all the questions.

27. You have to believe me. I have sworn to you and said what I said. As long as I promise you, I will definitely be able to do it!

28. You must not skip meals, because food is really important to people, and the body is the most important. You must not walk in front of me!

29. You are my first love, you are the direction of my eyes, you are the destination of my tenderness, and you are the reason for raising the corners of my mouth.

30. When you meet someone for the first time, you always feel different from when you meet them many times. You feel happy at first sight, but you feel deep love for a long time.

31. Falling in love at first sight, infatuated again, working hard all day long to win your heart, working hard, thinking about it, don’t you understand my heart!

32. I count your smiles every day, but you feel so lonely even when you laugh. They say your smile is beautiful and relaxed.

33. The more I hold your hand, the happier I am! Look at your face, the more you look at it, the more beautiful it becomes! Kiss your mouth, the more I kiss, the sweeter it becomes! The person who hugs you, the more he hugs you, the closer he becomes!

34. Hold your hand, day and night, hold your hand, wait for tomorrow, hold your hand, walk through this life, hold your hand, life after life.

35. Acquaintance, understanding, and companionship. We have gone through two Spring Festivals together, but it is not enough for me, because I want to go through this life with you.

36. For you, thousands of times, I will be bruised and bruised, but I will never look back. Maybe this is life, and life is not just about doing worthwhile things.

37. You can’t be the happiest person, because with you, I am the happiest person in the world, and you can only be ranked behind me!

38. Whether you are by my side or on the horizon, when I think of you in the corner of the world, I feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.

39. When you come, I will calm down and put away my overflowing heart. You are my most precious person in the world. You make me like you to the core of my being.

40. You have to believe that love and luck will eventually come to you, just like the soft snow in the south, the warm sun in the Arctic, and the clear rain in the Sahara.

41. The universe is a glass bottle with fireflies inside. I carry the stars to find you. My universe hides countless gentle planets for you.

42. It is impossible for me to make you lonely, because my thoughts and my love for you will always be with you. If you have them with you, you will not be lonely!

43. I don’t want you to cry. Why do you still cry when I am here? This means that I am so useless, so what use am I? !

44. I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand tightly, just like when we sleep.

45. It seems that God has not arranged any soul mate for me, so the chosen boy, I decided to give you this qualification.

46. If I had never met you, if I had never fallen in love with you, if I had not believed in you at the beginning, maybe I would not be who I am now.

47. With you, I have an extra friendship; I have an extra happiness; I have an extra care; I have an extra feeling; because I fall in love with you!

48. With the tender melody, look for traces of roses. When you are by my side, you are everything; when you are not by my side, everything is you.

49. I hate to be at home, Chao Chao, if you were water, let me be a grain of sand in the water, to extinguish your firmness, and strive for the clear flow to grace my life.

50. I like morning, because everything has a new look, just like I loved you at the beginning, full of fantasy and unknown but still full of expectations.

51. I don’t want you to use cold water to wash your face and brush your teeth, because girls have stronger yin energy, and using cold water will increase the yin energy, so you can only use hot water!

52. You must not ignore me, because to me, you are the most important person. Without you, I would be particularly uncomfortable. Can you not do this to me?

53. If possible, I would like a glass of water, a bouquet of flowers, and a piece of bread. If it is more luxurious, I hope you pour the water, send the flowers, and cut the bread.

54. I hope you are my sun... No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on all men. And I just want you to look after me. 3 Sensations of Sassy and Funny Confession

Connotative Sentences of Confession

1. When love is deep, it is speechless. When love is strong, it is attachment. We do not seek to have each other, we only wish to have each other. Stay together for life.

2. I don’t want to die, I just want to be with my heart. The most true love is the language deep in the heart.

3. When I love you, I don’t seek prosperity, but only my wholeheartedness.

4. When I love you, I don’t ask for any fanfare, I just ask for never leaving you.

5. There is no lifelong romance, only a lifetime of warmth, no lifetime of lingering, only a lifetime of companionship.

6. Love is a hug when you are tired, and a support when you are helpless. Not to mention that love is too simple, staying together in peace is the most real warmth.

7. Don’t say happiness is too far away. As long as you express your gratitude with your heart, it is actually in the details of life.

8. Love is to let one person live in another person's heart. It is simple, only missing and caring.

9. I love you so much and miss you so much. You are the person I love most in my life. No one can replace your position deep in my soul.

10. Do you know? My world is inseparable from you, I love you deeply.

11. I am willing to tolerate everything about you. You are the only true love in my life.

12. At the ferry of lovesickness, in that corner deep in my soul, you occupy that corner forever and live in the depths of my soul. No one can replace your place and never play your role again. It won’t go away.

13. Two people are like paintings, carrying a wisp of lovesickness and a long note. From then on, you who are the farthest have become my closest watchers. You are my most beautiful lovesickness and my most crazy expectation. .

14. When you are drunk, you know that the wine is strong, and when you love, you know how strong the knowledge is. Pour a glass of silence to accompany each other, and get drunk on the long-lasting love, the most beautiful relationship in the world.

15. The moment when we look at each other, we feel the heartbeat of joy. With the gentleness of words, we are waiting for a mutual understanding and companionship.

16. The most beautiful thing in life is not the scenery, but the feelings. The most difficult thing in life is not staying together, but loving each other.

17. The most precious thing in the world is not the meeting of love at first sight, but the mutual affection and mutual respect.

18. There is a kind of longing, faint, but very happy; there is a kind of concern, far away, but very satisfying. There is a kind of love, which is gentle, but touches the heartstrings; there is a kind of true love, which is quiet, but lingers in the soul.

19. The best love is that you are not that good, but in my heart, you are the best; the most beautiful love is that I am not that perfect, but in your eyes, you are the most beautiful. .

20. The person who can influence your mood must be the person you love the most. The person who can’t bear to make you sad must be the person who loves you the most.