Funny Mid-Autumn Festival greetings What are the funny Mid-Autumn Festival greetings?

1, I know you will be surrounded by SMS during the holiday, so I edited my blessing in advance, let it cross the Great Wall and the Yangtze River, all the way through many obstacles, and get into your ear with a tinkling trend: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

2. Hello! This is 168. Your friend misses you and presents you with a song "Special Love for Special You". I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! It can't be broadcast because the system is busy. Please hum it yourself first. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

3. I risked the battery of my mobile phone, the risk of network traffic jam, crossed the natural barrier of signal screen, endured the danger of electromagnetic radiation, broke through the danger of dark moon and high wind, and finally successfully sent this blessing: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

4. The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching. Due to the economic crisis, life is tight. I am on duty at the Mid-Autumn Festival and can only draw cakes to satisfy my hunger. Please prepare a pen, a piece of paper and a moon cake for me. Address: Moon Palace. Recipient: Chang 'e MM or Yutu GG.

5. Your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; When you sweat, the sea overflows; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-beauty, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

6. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Let me take a message for you at the full moon. Fairy Chang 'e invites you to the Guanghan Palace for a chat. Don't doubt it, because the goddess Chang 'e did say "Tian Peng Yuan Shuai went to Guanghan Palace to chat". Hehe, the Mid-Autumn Festival is here. May you be happy.

7, Mid-Autumn Festival in August, send you eight rounds of auspicious months: the wife is ashamed to spend the moon, the lover is romantic; Through the eventful years, the heart is cool and the moon is bright; Working in Dai Yue for nine days; Good friends, seven stars with the moon, good luck to find the moon in the sea!