Master, explain these jokes.

Problem description:

01* * said, "Shit, wire the front wall."

The female prisoners in the prison are very disobedient. To punish them, the warden told them to slice the cucumber tonight. ..............

Xiaoming and Xiaohua went to the zoo to play. When they entered the door, Xiao Ming pointed to Xiaohua and said to the doorman, "Look clearly! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkey!

Snow White undresses-Say a drink.

May, often hanging in the sky; Dream, lost in the grassland.

Newcomers in the oil factory get married, and the director sends couplets. The first link is: new people, new wells and new drill bits; The second link is that the deeper you drill, the more oil you produce. The horizontal approval is: Yue. What does public horizontal recognition mean? ....

A hospital. Doctors and nurses are ugly. A patient went to have his tooth extracted. As a result, he bled to death.

There is no bed on the wedding night ~ type a word

One day, two parrots were sitting idle in a tree when they suddenly saw a wolf chasing a sheep under the tree. At this time, the female parrot said a word to the male parrot, and she didn't want to be strong at once.

10 One night, a woman was waiting for a bus by the roadside, and a cyclist promised to drive her. The man asked her to sit in the front and found that it was a lady's car.

2 1. A man fell while walking. . .

22. Favorite date: 65438+1October 3 1.

The most annoying day: 65438+February 1

Two fishermen caught a mermaid.

One of them looked at it, and it was beautiful, so he let her go.

The other one is very angry. "Why?"

Let go of the answer: "How?"

Analysis:

1, * * * said: Shit! Gay disorder x

2. Cucumber slices cannot be used as XX tools.

Xiaohua is as thin as a monkey.

4，7-up

5, the moon often hangs in the sky, and the dream is left in the grassland.

6. The horizontal batch is: Yuemingsong-Yueriyuesong

7. Nurses and doctors are ugly, so there is no other half ... no ML…… ... It is very comfortable to hear the patient's groans ... so I deliberately let the patient bleed to hear the groans ... The result is a lot of bleeding ... Hang up!

8. Sound

Brother, the sheep down there is dead.

10, let women speak for him. ...

1 1, the original joke goes like this:

There was a man who looked like a sweet potato and fell down while walking.

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks.

-It's a cold joke and needs no explanation.

12, I like 1 times a month best, and I hate only 1 times a month most.

13, I thought it was a beauty at first sight, and I shouldn't let it go. Why? (Why? )

The second saw a woman above and a fish below. It can't be X, so he said, "What?" (how about it? )

thank you