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Sheep's fairy tale
One day, the wolf called the lamb and said, "I will come to eat you tonight." The lamb sat at the door and began to cry. Crying and crying, the kitten came over and asked, "Why are you crying?" The lamb told the kitten everything. The kitten said, "Don't cry, don't cry. I will help you tonight. " The kitten informed all the small animals in the forest.
In a blink of an eye, it was already night. All the small animals are here, and so are the wolves. Don't worry, the animals have arranged it. The little frog hides behind the door, the little green snake lies on the door, the dog and zebra hide in the living room, and the little white rabbit and rooster burn a pot of oil on the stove.
Just as the wolf wanted to enter the door, the little frog pushed the door and caught it. The wolf ran straight in pain. The little green snake jumped on the wolf and took a hard bite. The wolf retreated to the dog and zebra. They caught the wolf together and threw it into the oil pan. The white rabbit and rooster quickly covered the pot.
Finally, the bad wolf died. This is what happens to the wicked. For good people, the power of unity is invincible.
Fairy Tales about Sheep 2 One day, the Wolf and Kotaro wanted to eat mutton again. Kotaro said to the wolf, "Go and get a sheep. We'll eat mutton."
Cang Lang rushed out at a speed of 50 kilometers per hour and arrived at Yangcun School in the blink of an eye. It opened the door the old way, and the door immediately released anti-theft radio waves. But because Big Wolf was wearing an anti-electric suit, he went in openly. It quickly came to the classroom, injected pleasant goat with anesthetic in lightning speed and took it home. Hongtaro said: "Fresh mutton is delicious. Put it in prison first. " The wolf quickly put Pleasant Goat in prison.
The village chief found that Pleasant Goat was gone and Big Wolf was gone, so he had to ask detective Conan for help. Conan finally found Grey Wolf's new home based on the broken branches and his hair. But because Big Wolf has high-tech weapons, Conan can't beat him. Seeing that Pleasant Goat is about to be cooked, the village chief invited the invincible six-person group of Kung Fu Panda-panda, tiger, mantis, snake, monkey and crane. They went through a fierce battle. The panda destroyed Big Wolf's weapon and defeated Big Wolf. Panda used a trick of "Invincible hot wheels" to open the prison and rescued Pleasant Goat. But the house is broken and is about to collapse. At this critical moment, Conan suddenly discovered an underground tunnel. They walked along the tunnel to the end and found that the end of the tunnel turned out to be Yangcun School. It turned out that the wolf dug this tunnel to catch sheep at any time, and at this time, this tunnel actually became an escape route. But Big Wolf and Kotaro were not spared at the last minute and were crushed to death by the collapsed houses. Yang Cun finally doesn't have to be afraid of wolves to eat.
Pleasant goat can go to school with friends without any worries.
Chapter Four: Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf
One day, Kotaro, the wife of Big Wolf, wanted to eat mutton again. Grey Wolf had no choice but to catch sheep. He thought, if only I could catch the clever old sheep that is definitely not as clever as it is now. If there is a time rewind, it is not enough. Hey, I'm so smart, why don't I build a time reversal machine myself! At that time, I was still in the "consolation prize" of the "creative competition"!
Do it. The wolf found some wires, saws and super glue. ...
Fairy Tales about Sheep 3 Quiet Lambs
One day, the little mouse came to everyone in a panic and said, "A monster with a blue body appeared in the forest and kept saying' Help me', which scared me to run back quickly!"
Everyone was scared, but the lamb bleated, "Don't panic. Although the monster sounded terrible, it said,' Help me'. Isn't that strange? I'll go and see! "
So it found the monster and asked, "Why did you call for help?"
The monster said with a painful expression, "Please help me!" " I am a prince, but I am fascinated by a witch. As long as you hold my hand, I will change back! "
Hearing this, the lamb bleated boldly, "Good!"
So it went over and took the monster's hand. Just then, something strange happened. The blue of the monster turned into blue steam and floated into the sky. Its ugly coat suddenly cracked and a handsome prince came out of it.
The prince said gratefully, "Thank you for not being afraid of me and being willing to believe me!" " "
The lamb bleated and said, "Nothing! This is what I should do! "
Say that finish, the lamb went home.
Fairy tales about sheep 4. Complaining lamb
The puppy, the lamb, is doing well in school. She is at the top of her class in every exam, but her classmates don't like it very much. Why?
It turns out that dogs always like to complain to their teachers. Some trivial things, the dog will also go to the teacher to talk, so the students gradually began to alienate it.
On this day, ten minutes before class, Piggy Dudu and Pipi Turtle went to the store to buy pencils. Pipi turtle is always slow, so they rang the doorbell and walked slowly into the classroom.
As soon as the teacher's footsteps stepped on the podium, the lamb dog raised his right hand and said to the teacher, "Teacher, just now the pig DuDu and the turtle Pippi were late."
The teacher asked, "DuDu, Pipi Turtle, is that right?"
Piggy Dudu and Pipi Turtle stood up and said, "Teacher, we went to buy pencils after class and rang the doorbell as soon as we got back."
The teacher motioned them to sit down and then began to lecture.
The dog and lamb muttered in a low voice, "Why didn't the teacher punish them for being late?"
After class, the teacher called the dog to the office and said to him, "Dog, if you have something, just communicate with the teacher in time." However, you should also pay more attention to your classmates' emotions and know how to empathize. "
Hearing this, the dog lowered his head and said with shame, "Teacher, I know. What I did before was really inappropriate and will be changed in the future. "
The teacher smiled with relief.
Fairy Tales about Sheep 5 Lambs Going Up the Mountain
A lamb wanted to get to grandpa's house before dark, but the lamb didn't go to grandpa's house until noon. Seeing that the sun was going down, the lamb kept running in a hurry, but there were two forks in front, and the lamb didn't know which way to go.
Uncle Niu just came down the mountain and met the lamb. The lamb asked Uncle Niu, "Uncle Niu ... Uncle Niu ... I'm going to Grandpa Yang's house on the mountain. Which way should I go? "
Uncle Niu said, "To go up the mountain to Grandpa Yang's house, you have to take the second road."
The lamb asked again, "How long will it take me to walk to Grandpa Sheep's house?"
Uncle Niu thought it over carefully and said, "If you walk normally, you will arrive at sunset. If you run, you will arrive at noon tomorrow."
The lamb ran quickly, thinking, "Uncle Niu must be senile. How can running be slower than walking? " ? ! "
The lamb ran faster and faster, and its feet suddenly hurt. Perhaps because I walked too much, I couldn't go on, so I had to stop and have a rest. The next day, the lamb walked slowly to grandpa's house, just at noon, and regretted not listening to Uncle Niu.
Fairy Tales about Sheep 6 Lambs Crossing the Bridge
A little white sheep and a little white sheep live by the river. Little white sheep lives in the east of the river, and little black sheep lives in the west of the river.
The river is not wide, but it is deep. There is a wooden bridge above, and only one person can walk.
Little white sheep's grandmother lives on the west side of the river. Little Aries often crosses the wooden bridge to see his grandmother, who always prepares a lot of fresh and tender grass for him to eat.
The little black sheep's grandfather lives in the east of the river. Little black sheep often walk across the wooden bridge to see grandpa, and grandpa will also prepare a lot of fresh grass for little black sheep to eat at home.
One day, the weather was fine. Little Aries wanted to cross the bridge to see his grandmother, so he walked on the wooden bridge until he reached the west of the river.
At this time, the little black sheep will also cross the bridge to see grandpa. Walking, they met in the middle of the bridge. Little white sheep can't walk, and neither can little black sheep.
The little white sheep looked up and said to the little black sheep, "Go back, go back quickly!" You know, I'm going to cross the bridge to see my grandmother! "
Hearing this, the little black sheep also looked up and said, "Go back! What does it matter to see grandma? I want to cross the bridge to see my grandfather! "
Little Aries glared and said, "Why should I return it?"? I got on the bridge first! You should go back! "
The little black sheep stamped its hoof and said loudly, "I got on the bridge first, so you should go back!" " "
At some point, they quarreled. The more noisy, the more fierce, and no one will give in.
Seeing that Little Aries wouldn't give in, Little Aries was in a hurry to go to grandma's house, so he lost his temper and wanted to teach the little black sheep a lesson. He lowered his head and rushed to the little black sheep with two horns.
Seeing the little white sheep coming, the little black sheep also lowered its head and rushed at the little white sheep with his two horns. They fought tit for tat and obliquely.
The wooden bridge is already very narrow, and the station is unstable, which is where they fight! They tried their best and wouldn't stop until they were killed, making the wooden bridge tremble. Finally, they all fell into a deep river.
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