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Honestly, how old do you have to be before you start not believing in the existence of Santa Claus... This kind of boring topic is not painful to me at all. However, when it comes to how old I started not to believe that Santa Claus is the old man in red, I can definitely say that I didn’t believe it from the beginning.

I know that the Santa Claus who appeared at the Christmas celebration in the kindergarten is fake. Looking back on my memory, I can still remember that the kindergarten children around me looked at the principal and teacher pretending to be Santa Claus with distrust on their faces.

Even if I didn’t catch my mother kissing Santa Claus, I have long suspected that the grandfather who only works on Christmas Day really exists. However, it took me a long time to realize that aliens, ghosts, monsters, people with super powers, and the heroes who fight against evil organizations in special photography and animations do not exist in this world.

No, maybe I have discovered it a long time ago, but I just never wanted to admit it. Because, deep down in my heart, I really long for those aliens, ghosts, monsters, superpowers and evil organizations to suddenly appear in front of me.

Compared with the ordinary world I live in, the world depicted in special photography and animation is actually more charming.

I want to live in that kind of world too!

I really want to save the girl who was abducted by aliens and locked in a large transparent pea clip... I also want to get it Using a laser gun, you use your intelligence and courage to repel those from the future who are trying to rewrite history...or you can defeat evil spirits and monsters with just one spell, or you can engage in a superpower battle with superpowers from a secret organization!

Wait, calm down, suppose I was attacked by aliens and other creatures (omitted below), how could I fight against them without any special abilities? So, I fantasized like this——

One day, a mysterious transfer student suddenly came to the class. He was actually an alien or a creature from the future, and had unknown abilities. Later, he fought with bad guys, and I just had to try to make him It would have been nice if I had been involved in that war. He was the main one fighting, and I was his little follower. Ah, that's great, I'm so smart!

Otherwise that's it. One day, my incredible power suddenly awakened, like teleportation or telekinesis. Moreover, there are actually many human beings with superpowers on the earth, and naturally there will be an organization specially designed to accommodate these people.

Soon after, the kind-hearted organization sent someone to greet me. And I also became a member of the organization to fight against the evil superpowers who want to conquer the world.

However, the reality is unexpectedly cruel.

In real life, not half of the transfer students have transferred to my class, and I have never seen a UFO... Even if I go to a supernatural place where ghosts or monsters often appear, there is not even a ghost. No... I spent two hours staring at the pencil on the table, but it didn't move even a micron... During class, I stared at the head of the classmate in front of me, but I couldn't read what he was thinking.

I just marveled at the phenomena that often occur in the world's physical laws and kept laughing at myself. I don't know when I stopped watching UFO special programs or supernatural programs on TV. Because there is no such thing as that... But later on, I also grew up to the point where I only have a slight nostalgia for that aspect of things.

After graduating from junior high school, I graduated from my childhood dream and gradually became accustomed to the ordinaryness of this world. And nothing happened in 1999, which I still had a glimmer of hope for. After entering the 21st century, humans are still unable to move beyond the moon to other planets. Looking at the situation, it seems impossible to make a one-day round trip from Earth to Alpha Cenauri while I'm still alive.

I fantasized about these things from time to time in my mind, and finally became a high school student without any emotion - until I met Haruhi Suzumiya.