China's humorous jokes

China's humorous jokes 1:

1、? I'll tell you good news and bad news, which should I listen to first?

? Bad news. ?

? The good news I want to tell you is false. ?

Employee: Boss, I ask for a raise, or I will resign.

Boss: Let's talk it over. Do you think we can meet each other halfway?

Employee: How to return it?

Boss: Don't leave until I give you a raise.

A friend I haven't seen for years met that day, and I asked, What are you doing now?

He replied:? Be a duck. ?

I was surprised: huh? Do it at that hotel?

He smiled: Quanjude?

Someone asked the Zen master to solve the puzzles of life, and the Zen master closed his eyes and meditated without answering.

He asked again and again, but the Zen master was helpless. He picked up a pen and paper and wrote a poem. Swans and birds flew away, and the courtyard was supported by lonely trees. One dagger a night, one less horizontal. ?

This person is puzzled and asks the Zen master for an answer.

The Zen master was angry:? Shit, that's me. I am so sleepy. Stop fucking bothering me! ?

China humorous joke 2:

One wife divorced another because one was having an affair with two. A sophistry, the wife cried: It's no use talking, it's all on camera! Look! ? Then the wife took out a picture of Wang.

China humorous joke 3:

Greatest: most direct: the westernmost part of Kunming: most proud of biting people: most afraid of scalding geese: most greedy: most eager to win by quantity': the most abnormal in the tide: the most awesome in X: the most irritating in Hao: the most painful in Ni: the most pictographic in the drought: a lady remarried.

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