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King Wu attacked Pinghua (in Pinghua, the axe cut Zhou Wang and Yin Jiao in da ji)
In "Gods", and Queen Jiang have two sons, the older one is Yin Jiao, and the younger one is. Later, da ji defiled the harem, killed Queen Jiang, and tried to kill Er Yin's brother. Fortunately, he was saved by Guang Chengzi and the red essence of Jiaode, so he went up the mountain to learn art.
When Zhou was beheaded, Er Yin went down the mountain to help Zhou according to her teacher's orders. She was bullied by Shen halfway and turned to help. Red Sperm and Hiro were very angry after hearing the news. They tried to surrender to the two disciples, but because all the magic weapons in the cave belonged to the two disciples, they failed. Fortunately, I finally explained the design of the fairy and finally killed Er Yin. Yin Hong turned into fly ash in the Taiji diagram, while Yin Jiao was taken to cultivate in Qishan.
Second, Yin is a tragic figure. When the country was about to collapse, it was not wrong for them to help the Yin Shang father and son, but if they did, they would definitely violate the teacher's orders. The so-called "loyalty and filial piety can't be satisfactory", don't be too hard on readers.
More interesting is their names. Yin Hong is more popular. Let's focus on the word vaginal intercourse.
First, what's Yin Jiao's surname? Specific to the name Yin Jiao, make a bigger joke.
In Shen Feng, Zhou Wang has three sons and Jiang Hou has two sons: Yin Jiao and Yin Hong; Later, a child named "Wu Geng" appeared. This is a real figure in history. According to the novel, he should have been born in da ji. Here's a problem. Why is there no Yin in Wu Geng?
Some people may say that Wu Geng should be called "Yin Wugeng". In the original work, his surname Yin is no problem, but it is impossible in history because:
First, Wu Geng's name should be called "Geng", and Wu is posthumous title-he launched the Three Prison Rebellion after the subjugation of the Shang Dynasty, with the intention of restoring the old country. Although defeated, you can get the word "Wu";
Second, Wu Geng can't be surnamed Yin, because Yin Jiao and Yin Hong are not surnamed Yin, and Zhou Wang himself is not surnamed Yin.
Gengwu
According to statistics, there are as many as 12 different names in ancient books, namely Xin, Shou, Shou, De, De Xin, Hou Xin, Zhou, Yin Zhou, Shang Zhou and Zhou. Yin Shou was a name that was called out later, but it became a popular name in Zhou Wang. In many TV dramas about gods, those people talk about Zhou Wang with a mouthful of "Yin Shou" or "Di Xin". But in fact, the history of Shang Dynasty, Volume II, Supplement to People in Shang History, said:
Yinzhou and Shangzhou are all famous for their titles, and there are also Shang Tang, Yu, Shun, Yu Shun, Jie,. Di Xin is posthumous title after the Shang Dynasty's subjugation.
This book is a key research topic of the Institute of History of China Academy of Social Sciences, and has been included in major scientific research projects. Its quality and authority are certainly trustworthy. Through this passage, we know that it is impossible to be surnamed Yin, and Yin and Shangdu are the country names of Shang Dynasty. Addressing Zhou Wang in the form of "title+name" is just a way of addressing, just like foreigners addressing Li Shimin as Tang Tong in Tang Shuo.
What is Zhou Wang's last name?
In fact, the Historical Records has given the answer, "The ancestral contract of Yin Shang Dynasty was sealed as a son because it helped Dayu to control the water." The original also said for the first time that "it is also the surname of the son after the Yellow Emperor".
So his surname is Zi, and Yin Jiao should actually be Zi Jiao.
In addition, just as his father had posthumous title, a "Di Xin", so will Yin Jiao. He died for his country. Although short paragraphs are not suitable for elucidating teachings, large paragraphs have no loss for Shang Dynasty. It can be said that he is the last merchant king with a strong heart. From this, he has the name of "ten dry".
A, B, C, D, E, Ji, G, Xin, Ren and Gui are ten cadres. The titles of Shang Dynasty Wang, Tai Ding, Wai Bing, Ren Zhong and Tai Jia contained in Historical Records Yin Benji are all the products of the naming system of ten cadres. According to the day when Qishan in Yin Jiao was killed, we might call him "Emperor Gui" or something else.
Second, the name Yin Jiao, the traditional Marshal Yin, appeared in the original Shen Feng with a clear timeline.
Before this book appeared, Nabi Online had existed among the people for a long time. Bookstore owner Chongfu Shu said that "this book has been a legend for a long time, but there are no rare books to prove it". The legend of immortals can even be traced back to the Spring and Autumn Period. In the Analects of Confucius, Confucius once mentioned that "Yin has three benevolence", and the so-called "I will go to it and be a slave, and I would rather die than remonstrate"; Mencius pointed out that "killing a husband is unheard of, killing a king is unheard of", which set the tone for attacking Zhou. "Notes on Shuijing" threw the most famous "knocking on bones to examine marrow" to Zhou Wang ... The myth part begins with "Historical Records Guan Chan", "Ba Shen must have existed since ancient times, or: it has existed since Taigong"; In the "Six Pagodas", it was said that Wu Wang saw five horses and two horses in the snow, leaving no trace. Jiang Taigong said that this was the work of the "God of the Five Parties"; When the Jin people's malice towards da ji reached its peak, they named her a fox. ...
Therefore, Shen Feng is indeed a later work-written in Qin Long and Wanli in the Ming Dynasty, but it is also a masterpiece-and its influence has been so far.
Of course, Shen Feng has collected a lot of folk tales and ancient books since the Spring and Autumn Period, but its real structure or direct inspiration comes from the following three books.
The Book of King Wu's Cutting Zhou
The full name of this book is "Comments on the Prince of Wu in the Township", also called "Zhou Xing in Lv Wang", which was written by storytellers in the Song and Yuan Dynasties. It was published between Yuan Dynasty and Zhinian, and was recognized as a blueprint by academic circles.
Divided into the first, middle and second volumes. The first volume is more than 4,400 words, which is expanded into Shen Feng 1~9 chapters. There are more than 3,800 words in the middle volume from da ji's caesarean section to Jiang Ziya's seclusion in Panxi, which is about the number of volumes of Time101and Time 15~22, and which three chapters were born (Time 12 ~ 65438). The second volume is about 1500 words, about 23 ~ 29, 67 ~ 68, 96 ~ 97 chapters, from Wen Wang's trip to Weishui to Jiang Ziya.
As mentioned above, there is also Yin Jiao's name in this book, but the name is Yin Jiao.
The story is roughly like this. When Yin Jiao was one year old, his mother was killed. At the age of ten, da ji wanted to exterminate weeds and fled into the prodigal temple. God gave me a glass of hard liquor and a broken axe. Later, I met Ji Chang and Jiang Ziya. In the battle against Zhou Dynasty, Yin was a general and talented, defeated He (that is, Clairvoyance and Clairvoyance), captured Mianchi and Luoyang, and fought against Painting (that is), finally captured da ji and hacked to death his father Zhou Wang.
Yin Jiao's revenge for killing his father is fierce, but he is too dead. He has no feelings of living, no choices and struggles in the big era, just like a statue of machinery, living only for revenge.
Biography of Spring and Autumn Annals
This book was written from Jiajing to Wanli Bingwu (1522 ~ 1606), which is highly coincident with the completion time of Romance of the Gods. The first ten chapters of Biography of Guo have more than 35,000 words. Through the narrative order and text structure, we can know that it is basically the expansion of the book cutting, not the abbreviation of the romance of the gods. Therefore, it is certain that The Legend of the Kingdom was written before Shen Feng.
In fact, the best way is not to pay tribute, but not to write about the hegemony of Shang and Zhou Dynasties, because no matter how you write it, you can't write "Feng Menglong". Feng Menglong undoubtedly saw this. The History of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty rewritten by his editor-in-chief was completely changed, and these ten times were deleted.
The yin dumpling in this book became a yin dumpling, and what it did was basically the same as that in Cut the Week, except that the shocking plot of patricide was deleted and it was changed to self-immolation. From this change, we can see that secularism maintains discipline. "The prejudice in people's hearts is a mountain." No matter how heroic Yin Jiao is, it is impossible to break the powerful barrier set by the Three Cardinals and the Five Permanent Principles. The axe he had cut had to be taken back.
This is not over.
A complete collection of the origins of the three religions
According to the preface made by Mr. Ye Dehui, the book was reprinted from the seven volumes of The Three Religions in the Ming Dynasty, and the Ming version is another name for The Portrait of the Yuan Dynasty. "There is no difference between the images in the book and the Yuan version", "It was only in the Ming Dynasty that the titles below Hongwu and the couplets posted on the temple were added ... Although the Ming Dynasty was re-engraved, the true face of the Yuan Dynasty could still be seen". In other words, the main content of this book was written in the Yuan Dynasty, definitely earlier than Shen Feng, but slightly different, which is not the original appearance of the Yuan Dynasty. Therefore, it is not certain that the time when this book appeared is "probably at the same time or later than Shen Feng Yan Yi".
His Tai Sui Yin Marshal was written by Yin Jiao. This passage is very long, mainly talking about these points.
Origin: Jiang Hou visited the Forbidden Park, stepped on the footprints left by the giant and got pregnant.
This "inductive" myth is exactly the same as the birth of Hou Ji, the ancestor of Zhou people in Zhou Benji, which is obviously copied directly. In this sense, Yin Jiao is the ancestor of Zhou people, which makes sense.
Date of birth: When Yin Jiao was born, she was wrapped in a meatball. Da ji slandered Jiang and gave birth to a monster. He was disgusted and excluded Yin Jiao. Extraordinary things must happen to extraordinary people. This fetus does not hurt cattle and horses, and the white deer provides milk. The immortal Shen Zhenren saw it, cut it open with a sword, took the dharma name Shu Dingyun, and changed its name to Nezha. Because it was found in the suburb of Yindu, he was nicknamed Yin Jiao.
Legendary Experience: When Yin Jiao was seven years old, he knew his life experience and the tragic death of his biological mother, and decided to take revenge. Under the guidance of Master Shen Zhenren, Huang Yue and Admiralty (which later became the treasures in the original, the seal of heaven and the clock of falling souls) were obtained in Tian Fei Babao Cave, and the crow of God (which later became Liang Wen and Mashan in the original) was surrendered to the mountain.
In the final battle of Konoha, Shang and Zhou Dynasties, Yin Jiao was ordered to go down the mountain to help Zhou as a striker, killing 700,000 soldiers and defecting in succession. That is, da ji was captured and beheaded in the Star Tower. When da ji died, he was "demon in print, no killer"-this is also written in Shen Feng, and Yin Jiao chopped it with an axe. Finally, the jade emperor called into heaven to seal the gods.
The above briefly introduces the origin of Yinjiao's image. According to the order of books, it is probably that Search is the first, Cutting Books is the second, and Biography is the last, and Yin Jiao's image has undergone these three changes. The legend of Marshal Yin in the traditional era was first written by storytellers in Shang and Zhou Dynasties, and finally entered the literary creation. Words from less to more, legends from simple to detailed, laid a solid foundation for eventually becoming a classic figure of Shen Feng.
Third, the source of "Yin Jiao" The character of Yin Jiao will not appear out of thin air. These two words were not even the same person at first. Its real origin actually lies in the word "konoha" in the last section.
Konoha, the most famous nature is the battle of Makino. Historical Records Zhou Benji:
In February, Jiazi didn't like it, and the Wu Dynasty was in the commercial suburb of Konoha.
"Historical Records" said: Konoha is also a place name in the southern suburbs. Introduction to Shangshu Zhou Shu: Huangfu Mi said, "Muye goes to sing seventy miles". Kong Anguo said, "Thirty miles in the suburbs is a place for grazing. Whether it is 30 miles or 70 miles, it is definitely not far from Chao Ge, and it can be called "the suburbs". " A hundred miles away from the country is a suburb, also known as Yin and Shang, so the suburb of Shang is Yin Jiao.
Therefore, in the ancient books that can be found now, the two are often called together, such as The Book of Rites, As for Yin Jiao, and Lu Chunqiu. The King of Wu asked people to spy on the truth and falsehood of Yin merchants and said to Jiao Wei, "I will take Jiazi to see Yin Jiao so that I can repay him!"
Yin jiao's name should come from this. The original meaning of these two words is the suburb of Yin Cheng Chao Ge, and they are also used in Su Shen Daquan. The so-called "named after its abandonment of the suburbs."
As for his relationship with Tai Sui, it may be because of Xunzi. "Xunzi, Confucianism, Xiao pian" cloud:
King Wu's punishment was also taboo for soldiers on his trip, and he welcomed Tai Sui in the East.
Tai sui is a fierce star, the prince of Wu attacks Zhou, and the soldiers commit Tai sui. Only three days after marching, he suffered five kinds of disasters. Brother Huo Shu was afraid and urged him to withdraw. Duke Zhou said, "Zhou Wang went against the sky and was furious. He went against the Tao. What are we afraid of in the traditional era? " So Zhou Bing worked hard day and night, and Konoha decided the world in World War I.
Zhou Wang turned around. When he reached the end of the road, no one was available, so he had to arm slaves to deal with Zhou Jun in a hurry. People always sympathize with the loser, so they arrange a traditional god to help him-although it is useless, the most suitable person can only be his son. If you have a son, you have to have a name, so you use the name "Yinjiao". This is also a comfort!
In Chapter 65 of Gods, Yin Jiao finally died in Qishan, which is the suburb of Xiqiao, a suburb of Zhou Jiao-Yin Jiao finally died in Zhou Jiao, and the world was spinning around, which was sheer nonsense.
References:
History of Shang Dynasty Volume II: Revision and Addendum of History of Shang Dynasty and Characters, Comments on Wu Wang in the Township, Biography of Spring and Autumn, Complete Works of Three Religions and Biography of Immortals on the Origin of Yin Jiao's Image.
PS: I have been writing the series "Goddess Knowledge Points" for a long time. It must have been more than half a year. After all, it takes too long to write this kind of article, and I write it slowly (it usually takes several days to write an article).
More importantly, due to well-known reasons and limited personal level, we can neither get Qingyun nor earn traffic now, and the total income of 5000 words may not even be enough to buy a drawer of steamed buns. Therefore, I am also willing to "bad money drives out good money", only write expensive, not right, and don't want to write any in-depth articles.
-pray that this article will have a flow and make a fortune. ...
In short, this is a sentimental article, I hope you like it ~ ~ ~
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