Poems and ancient poems (short) are stories.

Humorous poems have a long history in China, and the earliest recorded poems are those in The Book of Songs.

For example, Feng Cunzi (The Book of Songs).

He is a sly boy, but he won't talk to me.

I can't eat because of Victoria.

That sly guy, why don't you eat with me?

I can't rest because of Victoria. [2]

Note: ① Naughty children: beautiful teenagers. 2 dimensions: because. 3 rest: sleep peacefully.

Vernacular, "Feng Shuai Shuai"

That handsome guy won't talk to me.

I can't eat because of you.

That handsome guy won't eat with me.

I can't sleep well because of you.

Another example is Zheng Guofeng Feng Jian Shang (The Book of Songs).

Zihuisi I (1), Wanshang involved in Qin (2).

If you don't miss me, is there no one else? Crazy children's madness is also (4)!

I thought of you, and I was involved.

If you stop thinking about me, don't you have any other boys? You are such a stupid brother!

Note: ① Hui: See love. 2 take off your clothes. Qin: The name of Zheng Guoshui originated in the northeast of Mi County, Henan Province. No, I want to: Don't miss me. (4) Crazy boy: Just kidding, he is still a "stupid boy". Madness: insanity. Also: language help. ⑤ Yan: The name of Zheng Guoshui originated from Yangshan, Dengfeng County, Henan Province, which is now the Double Tears River in Henan Province. Both Qin and Yan water rounds were held in Mi County.

Vernacular, Zheng Guofeng von Shang Qi.

If you really love me and miss me, use your skirt to cross the drowning.

If you don't miss me, won't I be loved? Silly boy, silly!

If you really love me and miss me, swim with your skirt.

If you don't miss me, won't I be loved? Silly boy, silly!

Second, the mid-term humorous poems

We have a long history, and there are many humorous people in each dynasty, such as Dong Fangshuo, Ji Kang, Lu Ji, Ge Hong, Tao Yuanming, Su Shi and Wang Anshi. They are all humorous, so there are many humorous poems in ancient times.

Below, list a poem written by Su Shi, a great writer, saying that his friend Qiu Longju is afraid of his wife:

Qiu Long, a layman, is also pitiful and talks about sleepless nights.

Suddenly, I heard lion roars, and my crutch fell into my palm.

Note: ① Hedong, today's Shanxi, is the hometown of Mrs. Chen Nian. (2) The lion's roar, which is a Buddhist language, means that the Buddha speaks fearlessly in front of all beings, like a lion's roar.

This friend of Su Shi's is called Yao Chen and Qiu Longju. He is generous and proficient in Zen. Mrs. Chen Nian's wife Liu Shi is a bitch. Sometimes when a guest comes to visit, she ignores her husband's face and continues to curse. Chen Nian is also very scared. Su Shi wrote this poem according to the relationship between Yao Chen and his wife.

The poems written by Su Shi and Su Xiaomei amuse each other.

Su Xiaomei has a big forehead and a deep eye socket, so Su Dongpo wrote a poem to tease her:

Three or five steps before leaving the museum, uh, go to the painting gallery first.

A few times, I cried for two springs without tears.

Su Dongpo has a long face and a beard covers his mouth. Su Xiaomei responded with a song:

Last year, a tear of lovesickness did not flow to my cheeks today.

I couldn't find the position in my mouth several times, and the lush grass covered the hole.

Ji Xiaolan, a senior official of the Qing Dynasty. It is said that Ji Xiaolan once celebrated the birthday of a friend's mother. During the dinner, he began to recite poems: "This old lady is not human." The four guests were stunned. Ji Xiaolan was in no hurry, saying, "Nine fairies descended to earth", and everyone was relieved and applauded. Ji Xiaolan went on to read: "Having a son is a thief", and the host's face immediately changed color, while the four seats were speechless. Finally, Ji Xiaolan said quietly, "Steal a flat peach for mom", and everyone laughed again.

The whole poem is organized as follows:

The old lady is not a human being, and the fairy descended to earth for nine days;

Having a son, but being a thief, stealing a flat peach for your mother.

The authors of the above poems should be Tang Yin in Ming Dynasty and Su Dongpo in Song Dynasty, and Ji Xiaolan is the most popular humorous story. People often have different versions and some words are slightly different.

Zheng Banqiao was an official, calligrapher and writer in Qing Dynasty. When Zheng Banqiao was the magistrate of Wei County, a magistrate passed by Wei County, but Zheng Banqiao didn't go out to meet him. Magistrate's adult came to the county government kitchen, dissatisfied with Zheng Banqiao's not going out of the city to meet him. At the banquet, the magistrate pointed at the crab with chopsticks and said, "This thing is rampant and arrogant. I have long heard that Mr. Zheng is very talented. Why don't you sing a poem for it to help cheer up the wine? " Zheng Banqiao just a thought, sing a way:

Eight claws run in horror, and two claws dance mightily.

Who knows that the stomach is empty, dip it in ginger vinegar with wine.

Mai was an avanti figure in Guangdong in Qing Dynasty. One day, Mai Wei Yi went to the river to herd geese. When four squires met him, they wrote a poem. One of them said, "There are a flock of geese swimming in the middle of the river." The other went on to say, "Goose male and goose female sing goose songs." The remaining two thought for a long time and could not continue. When Mai Wei Yi saw it, he said, "Sir, let me finish writing this poem!" Four squires looked at the old shepherd and said, "Nonsense ... Go on, shout at your goose ass!" " "Mai Wei said:

"Jiang Xin swam to a group of geese, and the goose and the goose sang a goose song.

Two squires have shit, two don't! "

Classical and modern mixed humorous poetry is a poem in which modern people skillfully mix classical poetry with modern poetry or modern life scenes, or modify individual words and expressions of classical poetry to make poetry have a sense of humor.

For example, before marriage (the content is extracted from the internet, and the topic is decided by this article. Different network reprints have different names, and the author is unknown)

Before marriage-

Woman: You had a girlfriend before?

Man: ten years of life and death are two boundless, and I forgot without thinking.

Woman: Dead? How did you die?

M: the mountains are barren and the water is exhausted, and the winter thunder bursts with summer rain and snow.

Woman: Oh, it's a natural disaster. So how did you get here all these years?

Man: His face is dusty and smoky, his hands are gray and his fingers are black.

Female; Alas, it's not easy. What was your first feeling when you saw me?

Man: Like the spring breeze at night, it blows open the petals of ten thousand pear trees.

Woman: (blushing) Is it that good?

M: dross is not the essence of beauty, but painting is the spirit.

Woman: Flatterer-do you have an ideal?

Man: If he becomes Ling at the age of 20, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao for not being her husband.

W: What about you ... think about love?

Man: But through these clouds, how can I know which corner of the mountain it is facing? .

W: Do you like reading?

Man: there are twelve volumes of the art of war, with the name of the Lord on them!

Woman: Is this cow blowing too hard? You are so talented, why are you still single?

Man: Sister-in-law is not married. Lotus seed knows how difficult it is.

W: (laughs) If, I mean if, I promise to marry you, what will you do to me?

Man: A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot!

W: Can you promise not to be attracted to other women?

Man: Any trouble will cause trouble. My concubine has a deep heart.

W: I trust you for the time being, but I'm going to study in America. could you wait for me ？

M: After so many years, it should be a beautiful day in name only.

W: But. ...

Man: If you lean on the fence alone, there is no limit. It's easier to see when it's not!

W: But. ...

Man: Wang Fu, a long river, turned to stone and never looked back!

Female; Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you. ...

After marriage-

W: After being married for so long, are you still thinking about your ex-girlfriend?

M: once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber.

Woman: Then why did you marry me?

Man: I don't know the guests in my dreams, but I want to have fun in the afternoon.

W: Too many. We are at least husband and wife.

Man: husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when the disaster comes.

What do you think of our marriage?

Man: I woke up and looked at the Chu towel several times, but I was still chilling in my dream!

W: Is it that bad? Didn't you say your first impression of me ...

Man: A beautiful woman is like a flower in Man Chun Hall, and only partridges will fly around her.

Woman: That's not true, is it? you should ...

M: It's not surprising that it used to be dirty, but now it's dissolute.

Woman: All along, my friends wrote to tell me that I didn't believe it, but I didn't expect it to be true!

M: What I got from paper felt superficial, and I never knew it needed to be done.

W: Where did all your original dreams go?

Man: Let's change the floating name to singing in a low voice.

Woman: (misty-eyed) You, didn't you promise a piece of Bing Xin?

Man: I can't bear to see this thing. It was burnt to ashes.

Woman: Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by relatives and friends and reviled by future generations?

Man: I'd rather die holding a fragrant branch than being blown into the north wind.

W: Should I agree to break up?

Man: We are still brothers after breaking up. Why do we have to be close relatives?

W: Yes, of course. ...