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Speech at the reunion ten years later

Students, brothers and sisters:

Hello everyone!

Today, I am very excited. There are many classmates. I really haven't seen you for ten years. I'm not afraid of jokes. Komatsu said that the night before I was preparing for the reunion in the group, I had a dream. For some reason, all the students in our class had gone back to South China University of Technology for further study for two years, so they had to leave their jobs, go back to their former dormitories and live their previous collective lives again. Slightly different, this time many people got married from having children, so many interesting things happened. I don't remember how interesting it was, but I clearly remember my heartfelt laughter in my dream. Ten years ago, when we left school for the society, our mood must be very urgent. It seems that we are all preparing for a career. But strangely, when I received the notice of joining the party ten years later, I couldn't wait to come back and meet everyone and the campus where we stayed for four years.

I don't want to tell you the truth. Although I haven't seen you much in these years, my feelings for you and the workers in China are getting deeper and deeper. On the way back to Qingyuan, I visited the campus of South China University of Technology several times, and even went back to Building 12 and West Lake Hall for almost a day when I was in a bad mood. I always feel that this is the place where I grew up and the place where I can return to peace of mind.

Ten years have passed quickly. I have always had a strong feeling that these ten years have passed faster than four years in college. I still remember very clearly that morning ten years ago, Cai Huasheng took me to the commercial street and took a taxi to the East Station. Even I can recall many details of 1996 when I entered the university. There are not many things that can leave such a deep impression on people in this life, and college life is undoubtedly one of them.

However, ten years is not a short time after all. There are too many things that can happen in ten years. I believe that most of the students here have found their other half, become parents and formed their own small families, which is very different from when they first left society. I have a junior high school classmate who comes to Shenzhen on business from time to time. 10 years ago, he often came to my dormitory and squeezed into an iron bed with a width of 90 cm for the accommodation fee of 100 yuan issued by the provincial company. On a hot day, two people also blow fans together. But now, he would rather stay in a hotel for several hundred dollars than accept my invitation to sleep in my guest room. What does this mean? It shows that people's living conditions, quality of life and communication methods have changed greatly.

Hehe, I said a lot about the feeling of ten years apart. It's time to introduce myself. Maybe I'm really not a person with a particularly good learning ability, which was actually reflected during my college years, hehe. Really, I remember around 0 1 and 02, I received a phone call from Zheng Shuyun asking me what had changed since I graduated one year ago. I said frankly, "I didn't learn much about the good ones, and I didn't learn much about the bad ones." This is my truth and a true portrayal of my ten years. I think the most useful things I have learned in these ten years are driving and playing computer, but I still can't integrate the things in officialdom. Therefore, no matter my personality, hobbies, lifestyle, outlook on life and world view, I feel that I may still be ten years ago and have not "grown up".

Personally, I think the biggest change in this decade is of course getting married and having children. Compared with my classmates, I got married late, just 30 years old. Now my son is less than 14 months old. He can just walk and can't call people. He looks like me, but his personality seems very different from mine now. I don't know how he gave birth to such a naughty and stubborn little guy, hehe. My life now is basically two points and one line. I either go to work or be an otaku at home. I seldom socialize, and the biggest entertainment is badminton once a week. Actually, that's all I ask of life. After work, I will go home to take care of my children and do housework, and then someone will cook for me. After so many years in the administrative unit, I still can't adapt to the unit's dinner, so I basically pushed it completely.

At work, I became a "hateful urban management" after graduation. I know everyone will laugh. When I first came out to work, a classmate joked with me and said, "Ask me to eat the fruit when I receive it." But this is really not the case. Urban management is not that bad. The society says that urban management is synonymous with "beating, smashing and looting" and that urban management is a person with low quality, but I think my colleagues around me are similar to most people in society, and I don't think the overall quality of urban management is lower than that in society. Of course, there are people with high quality and low quality everywhere. And when it comes to quality, you really can't draw a conclusion just by looking at a person's academic qualifications and other external conditions. There are many college students here, but the nature of our work determines that we just want to do something offensive, and it is right to find scolding, hehe. I once met an educated man in the elevator. When he saw me wearing a uniform, he pointed to my nose and said, "None of you are human." In this regard, I can only smile and not argue with him, but in my heart, I will have a feeling that it is not necessarily high quality to humiliate a person casually in front of so many people for no reason. Of course, the "abomination" of urban management has deep-seated social reasons. This work can't stand praise, because we really don't do well in many aspects, but if we just criticize or even curse blindly, it will make us feel wronged. In fact, I have learned not to talk about work with outsiders now. Really, when you say it, you will definitely have a fight, hehe. How can I put it? Each has its own difficulties. Let's respect and understand each other as much as possible. Maybe it was really a mistake. I remember when I was in junior high school, there were many vendors in the street in front of the school. Every day after school at noon, that is, when the urban management came out to collect things, I also pointed at them and called them "bad boys with cards." I didn't expect to do this job myself a few years later. However, now I seldom pay attention to other people's opinions, let alone go to the forum to argue with others about how urban management works. I only remember what you Wei taught me: work is just to make a living, and really live in my spare time. Over the years, I have been taking this as my motto. People have been looking for their own position all their lives. If they find it, the wind is high and the clouds are light, but they can't find it. And make a living. From the perspective of work, I belong to the latter.

Besides work and family life, I am also trying to do something meaningful now. I am now one of the contributors to the table tennis and badminton events of Titan Sports Website, and have done some publicity work on table tennis for several influential table tennis websites in China. In addition, I am also a volunteer of Shenzhen Red Cross Society and a publicity volunteer of hematopoietic stem cell donation. If I have time, I will go to the blood station to serve some blood donors. In March 2007, I also donated hematopoietic stem cells, commonly known as "bone marrow", to a leukemia patient. None of these things can bring me any economic benefits, and even the manuscript fee is actually pitifully low. As my wife said, just earn some milk powder money, don't expect to live on it. I do these things for my childhood ideals, sports and public welfare.

A person's life does not last for decades. We have just finished the first decade of entering the society, which may be the decade of newborn calves. Next, we may soon enter the most stressful decade. Family, work, car, house, children, etc. It will trouble us to a great extent and affect our mood and even the quality of life. But this is also a stage that everyone must go through. Life is impermanent From my own feelings, family and health are really the most important, so the focus of my life will always be in this area.

Say goodbye today. I didn't know there would be too many teenagers for a party of this size. I once jokingly told my classmates in the group that if I am lucky, I may come here to see you when I get together 20 years after graduation. Really, especially in recent years, I have witnessed the Yang Jia case, the shooting case in Yongzhou court in Hunan, the sulfuric acid case in Wuzhou court in Guangxi, and the hammer case in Shenzhen Social Security Bureau. Now I am at a loss about life. More than two months ago, I was followed to my door by my colleagues in law enforcement, and I was threatened and intimidated. Coupled with natural and man-made disasters, I really don't know if I can appear in the big photos of the party in the past 20 years. I say this sounds really pessimistic, and it may also affect the mood of some students, but I want to express more hope that everyone can cherish today's reunion, cherish the college time we spent together, cherish the feelings between us, cherish every day in this world, and cherish the people who love you around. Now, let's drink to this!

Comments on the Ten-year Class Reunion (2)

Spring breeze, peaches and plums, a glass of wine, ten years of night rain.

That summer ten years ago, that July when the Phoenix bloomed ten years ago, we experienced a historic moment in China against the backdrop of the national flag and the red flag of Bauhinia. After an exciting celebration, we immediately faced farewell, leaving our alma mater and stepping on the society with the dream of youth and the sadness of parting with our classmates.

I still remember the farewell party on Shanshi North Street, the luggage waiting to be delivered in the square in front of the student apartment building, farewell, hugs and tears, which have become the marks of life rings and will never fade.

Ten years have passed and passed quickly. When we were young, we didn't know the taste of sadness; Now we are in the prime of life and have experienced many vicissitudes.

In ten years, everyone's life has undergone tremendous changes. In addition to those who were admitted to graduate school that year, more students worked after graduation and chose to take the postgraduate entrance examination after work. This is probably the most common life track among classmates. Most of my classmates are still in counties and cities, doing educational work and willing to be ladders.

No matter where we are, no matter what work we do, we all have youthful memories. Returning to our alma mater is our common dream. Time cannot take away the fragments of campus life. We held yesterday in one hand and today in the other, and came to our hometown from all directions. I felt a lot when I met you ten years later.

In those days, I was in the sea of clouds in Wan Li, Mount Tai, watching a red sun rise from Ran Ran, taking a photo of the youth of the hero Lingyun. Today, we are husbands, wives, fathers and mothers. Only when we have a home can we know the vanity of youth. My brother, who sleeps in the upper bunk, dreams of becoming Li Zekai in the Mainland. Today, he is only a civil servant in a small town. He works hard, goes to work on time and is very accurate. He said that the greatest pleasure every day is to go home and kiss his lovely daughter. At that time, we were still young, we didn't know the daily necessities, we didn't know the kinship, and we always thought we were indomitable. The original hero was in a rage and was deeply immersed in love.

In just ten years, society and reality have revised our life orientation. The dreams and passions of youth have disappeared, and the rest are pragmatic and conscientious for family and work. In the past ten years, we have learned the essence of life and our responsibilities.

Ten years of reunion, I forgot without thinking. Only by stepping into the society can we realize the beauty of campus life; After baptism, I realized that only the friendship between classmates is valuable. In the past ten years, we have drunk countless times, crossed bridges in different places and seen clouds in different places, but we still feel that our classmates are the closest. After drinking with countless people for ten years, I feel more and more that life is like beer foam. Sometimes the world is so soft and moving, and when I am awake, I feel that the world is plain. A classmate is someone who can share with you and get drunk together.

There is no reason for class reunion. Ten years, only this number is enough. Students from all over the world rushed to their alma mater, and all the words were in the handshake and laughter when they met, and in the joy of toasting. The ten-year party is a full stop and a new beginning.

Don't say when we will meet again, and don't say that everything will come to an end. We look forward to the next party.

Thanks to teachers, alma mater, classmates and life. Ten years of reunion is to catch up with the past and be grateful.

Let's raise our glasses, * * * and wish. I wish the teacher good health and all the best. I wish the students a prosperous career and a successful life. I wish our next generation healthy growth, and shine on you is better than Blue.

Speech at the Ten-year Reunion (3)

Students are not idle, and their hearts are always connected.

Horizontal for many years, vertical for many years, it is difficult to meet, but love is continuous.

When we graduated, we cried and laughed. When we met again, we hugged our shoulders and smiled with tears. I cried and laughed. Left and got together again. For twenty-five years, although we live far apart, there is a moon. Twenty-five years of wind and rain, twenty-five years of hard work and twenty-five years of progress, and the distance between time and space make us cherish friendship and miss each other more.

Get together and see that the students are all well and sunny. Twenty-five spring and autumn, with a flick of a finger. When we meet again, our classmates and sisters are all grown up, and the boys at the window are the pillars. It can be said that the local accent does not change its demeanor, but it still looks young. Today, smiles and friendship, happiness and passion embrace each of us. Vague place, the age of trance, buried in our memory. Colorful memories tell us the most beautiful life. Looking at these smiling faces around us that are about to lose their youthful vitality, they are all smiles. How gratified and happy we are! Twenty-five years is not a short time in a person's life, (www.lzdaxue.com) and we are approaching the year of knowing destiny. There won't be many twenty-five years ahead. Therefore, we must learn to cherish, enjoy and be happy!

In our four years of college life, we are simple in heart, rich in emotions, growing in thoughts, feeling of family affection, budding love, sunshine of friendship and plain and true sunshine. After four years of hard work and getting along with each other day and night, we have forged a kinship that brothers and sisters are not as good as brothers and sisters (the diary of Yunnan students visiting sick classmates is the best explanation). Unforgettable that monotonous meal, that sleepy classroom; Unforgettable though bitter, sweet thoughts, love breeds quietly, and I want to say goodbye ... On the tree-lined path of the campus, we left footprints for walking; Perhaps in that beautiful moonlight, you left a whisper and a love you will never forget. Four years of laughter and tears, four years of struggle and depression, four years of scholar's spirit and sentimental life, together with that period of naive and confident youth, are deeply engraved in our hearts.

Qian Shan, separated by four years of pure friendship. Things have changed in the past twenty-five years. In the past twenty-five years, people have experienced hardships and hardships, and flowers bloom and fall. The rainbow of each of us once appeared in the blue sky of life. Although the years are far away, the feelings are strong. Let us grasp and cherish this rare gathering, pour out the sweetness of life and enjoy the joy of reunion. I think through this gathering, let's connect the broken ties, deepen the faded feelings, awaken the forgotten first love and destroy the unsatisfactory marriage!

Students, we know each other far and near, and Wan Li is still a neighbor. Whether you are at home or abroad, whether you are in business or politics, we will meet again in 25 years, raise glasses frequently, and drink the wine of friendship, with spicy mouth and warm heart; We hugged each other tightly and poured out our lovesickness, which touched us today and recalled us in the Ming Dynasty. Dear classmates, I miss you all. We are going to get together today, and it is him who is in daily contact.