The school beauty tells jokes

(1) There are two conditions for a woman to seek marriage

1. She must be handsome

2. She must have a car

The computer helped her search for the result——chess

This woman was dissatisfied with the search result and entered it again

1. Want to have a beautiful house

2. She must have a lot of money

The computer helped her search again - the result of the bank

The woman was still not disappointed and continued to enter the conditions

1. To look cool

2. To feel safe at the same time

The result was————Ultraman

The girl decided For the last time, I entered all the conditions into the computer

Finally, the computer displayed——Ultraman was playing chess in the bank

The commander ordered everyone to go to the opposite mountain Report...

(2) The first person was late, he said: Report to the captain! I rode a bicycle, but the bicycle broke down. I changed my car, but the car broke down.

I rode a horse, and the horse died. I walked here!

The second person was also late. He said: Report to the captain! I rode a bicycle, but the bicycle broke down. I changed my car, but the car broke down.

I rode a horse, and the horse died. I walked here!

The third person was also late and said: Report to the captain! I rode a bicycle, but the bicycle broke down. I changed my car, but the car broke down.

I rode a horse, and the horse died. I walked here!

The fourth man came and said: Report to the captain! I ride a bicycle, but the bicycle breaks down, so I switch to a car...

Before he could finish speaking, the army commander roared loudly: "Don't tell me, if the car breaks down, you ride a horse, if the horse dies, you come here!"

The fourth one who was late said: Report to the captain! No, there are too many dead horses on the road and the car can't drive...