Humor and funny two-part allegorical sayings

Introduction: The following are some humorous two-part allegorical sayings that I collected. Welcome to read for reference!

picking peonies from the hospital bed? I'm still greedy for flowers when I'm dying

I'm too sick to take medicine? Waiting for death

peeling onions and mashing garlic? The little thing you did

skinned the cuttlefish? A black-hearted

skinned toad? Jump three times before you die

peeling trees? Not long

Open the coffin and shout to catch a thief? Wronged the dead

stepping on a tightrope with a big belly? Take a risk

swimming in a dung jar? Really not afraid of death (shit)

21 days without chickens? Bad guy

moldy grapes? Full of bad water

Fan Jin? Overjoyed; Crazy

having a baby on the plane? High yield

Boiling crabs in a boiling pot? See how long you run amok. It won't be long before you run amok by violence. )

sword dancing in the cemetery? Scared to death

pulling a bow in the graveyard? Sexy (shooting) ghosts

Crazy girls tell jokes? Xi Xi ha ha

driving without a whip? Flattery

Dogs eat tofu brain? Idle (bit) can't live

coffin shop business? Life or death costs money

three years without washing your mouth? A foul-mouthed

triangular graveyard? Wicked

meat that can't be sold in dog days? Smelly goods

hit a powder in the back of the neck? The glaze is upside down

one ear is big and the other ear is small? Pig dog

one two three four five six seven? Forget (Wang) Ba

Drink soy sauce as cola? Drink your salty

tofu brain and get a toothpick? How dare you go to the grave and burn newspapers for that useless thing

? Are you kidding?

A mouse has a thick waist. What a big deal!

chinemys reevesii has a little turtle on his back? There are new (turtle) regulations on it!

the tortoise somersaults? One rule after another (turtle);

the tortoise stands on its head? There are (turtle) regulations on it;

turtle's ass? (turtle) regulations;

banana fruit? Close to the heart; A heart

a worm in the corn stalk? Dedicated (drilling) heart

Baoyu and Xiangyun are crying for their grandmother? Each has his own tears

Cover the table with a sheet? As (surrounded by) big

farting under the covers? Take it alone; Can Wen (smell) can Wu (cover)

Feed tigers under the covers? Harm others and yourself

A bright handkerchief with tricks? Don't hide or hide

A juggler takes a piece of cloth? Cover up the cover

Bitch seeing guests off? Fake benevolence and false righteousness

the shriveled suona? See how you blow

the mouse into the water tank? Fashionable (wet hair)

Monks chanting? Same old

monkey diarrhea? Bad belly

Camels give birth to donkeys? Freak

blind people chat? Nonsense

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