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Will the sweeper die after drinking it?
Yes
Because the herbicide itself is toxic, the mortality rate is very high, and the highest poisoning rate is 90%.
Drink plenty of water immediately after drinking water. If you drink water without foaming and look pale, you should immediately send the herbicide drinker to the hospital for gastric lavage.
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