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Micro-novels for family. Article 60

1. When I first entered the university, I felt that everything was new.

Two months later, I was homesick. He dialed the telephone. Mother answered the phone and said "hello". As soon as she heard his voice, she was silent at once.

He said, Mom, what are you doing?

For a long time, there was a sob on the phone: nothing, your father is not here, and the cat is eating cookies with me.

2. 18 years old, parents divorced. From then on, I hated everyone and lived in school.

Work-study program, unwilling to use parents' money.

Graduated from college for three years, married and had children. I suddenly realized the feeling of being a parent.

I went back to my parents' house separately, but I was surprised that they all had white hair.

Looking through the CDs at home, they are all F4 and hers. She clamored for it, but she couldn't get it

They don't know, they are out of date now. When you leave home for a while and then go back, you will find how quickly your parents are getting old. That speed makes you have no strength to cry. )

That year, he said, you go. She endured silently and hid her tears in her heart. Five years later, he married and had children, and he was very happy. One day, when he was shopping with his wife and son, he heard someone shouting, "Cher, I feel uncomfortable looking back at a little girl. Still the kind of silence that can be seen at a glance in the crowd. " . A young woman stepped forward and took the little girl's hand and left. Not her. He left quietly. The little girl said, aunt, hurry up, I want to see my mother. At the cemetery, the young woman put down the lily in her hand and said, Cher, I saw him today. He is very happy, you can rest assured.

When he walked out of the examination room, he cried in a mess. Seeing such a beautiful boy crying like a pear with rain, the candidates were shocked. Regardless of other people's eyes, she grabbed him and said fiercely, "If you cry again, I will kiss you in public." He cried even more. "Mathematics is too difficult for us to go to the same university." "Idiot, I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do any big questions later. "

5. Is "I love you" true or risky?

Boys call girls in the middle of the night and say that I actually like you for a long time. There were still small pieces of laughter around, and the girl replied faintly, losing the big adventure again. The boy said, no, I chose the truth this time. ......

6. Be in love for five years.

He said goodbye to her cruelly.

She vowed to hate him for life.

One day, she passed an alley, met him and was beaten.

She frantically picked up stones and sticks on the ground and rushed at the people.

These people were frightened and ran away.

A friend asked her, since she hates bone marrow, why save her?

She touched her trembling leg and said, because love is more than hate.

Love is sometimes a kind of loyalty. )

7. When she opens the door in the morning,

I saw the cat of the handsome boy's house upstairs lying outside with a sign around its neck: Master is on a business trip, can you take me in for a few days?

She smiled, picked up the cat and went into the house. Then the cat will appear pitifully for the same reason.

One day, she heard someone knocking at the door and opened it.

Only to see that handsome boy blink peach eyes and say that the cat is on a business trip. Can you take me in?

Like someone always brings something new.

8. Ask my husband before going to bed at night: "If I get terminally ill, will you treat me?"

My husband was about to fall asleep and said in a daze, "Don't talk nonsense ... you have to be cured if you lose everything!" " "

I said, "What if you get it?" Husband: "That can't be cured."

I asked, "Why?" Husband: "It's not easy to make money alone."

You never know how worried he will be when you are in danger.

9. She likes to eat an apple when surfing the Internet.

He peels two apples every day, one for each. She likes a warm and romantic feeling.

It's just that she found that he always took a bite of each of the two apples first, and then handed her one.

To this end, she thought for a long time. Finally, one day,

When he went out to answer the phone, she picked up his apple and took a bite.

I don't feel as sweet and delicious as myself. Tears slipped across my face in an instant.

I always want to leave the best for you.

10. The dog said to the kitten: Can you guess how many sweets are in my pocket?

The kitten said, you guessed it. Can you give it to me?

The dog nodded: well, I guess I'll give it to you two!

The kitten swallowed and said, I guess five dollars!

Then, the dog smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand, saying, I still owe you three dollars.

But, because I love you, I allow you a little greed ...

1 1. Because of the accident when I was a child, my sister can only remember three people besides herself-my parents and me.

On her 18 birthday, I said to her, "If you have someone you like, forget me and keep that person in mind."

"I won't." Sister smiled.

One day the next year, my sister and her boyfriend found me together. She said to me in tears, "Brother, who am I?"

12. At the blind date, my father said, "My daughter is beautiful and can cook."

She touched the scar on her face and thought, where can I cook? Contact is becoming more and more frequent,

She asked him, have you ever liked anyone before? "Yes, she is beautiful and can cook."

She began to learn to cook, and every time he ate it, he always said, "It's delicious."

Later, she finally got angry. "Do you love me or her!"

He smiled and said, "Fool, I have been waiting for her since she lost her memory in a car accident."

If I lose my memory, will you wait for me?

13. He carried her back and she asked him, "Am I heavy?"

"The whole world is on my back. Do you feel heavy? "

(all over the world)

14. The mobile phone shook and there was a short message: "I decided to confess!"

He and she have always been good friends, but she has always loved him. "Oh ... then come on."

"I waited outside her house for a long time and didn't dare to knock." "Got the nerve to knock at the door! I support you! "

"Do you think she will agree?" "I don't know." She put down her mobile phone and shed tears reluctantly.

The mobile phone shook again, but it was a phone call. She replied. ...

"Please open the door, I still dare not knock."

15. I passed a clothing store today, and the door read:

Shouting that Diaoyu Island belongs to China, 10% off, and shouting that Japan belongs to China, 20% off.

I think the proprietress is very beautiful, so I asked by the way:

If you call the boss's wife mine, how much discount? The proprietress said: break a bone.

16. She was so fat that the doctor told her that if she didn't lose weight, she wouldn't get married and have children in the future.

Because of this, she never agreed to his proposal. Every time he asked why, she was silent.

Until one day, she told him in tears that she might never have children, so why stay together?

He smiled and said, "I knew it long ago, silly girl." If not, there isn't. You are my baby! "

17. Karen Mok is married, not with Feng Delun.

But a German boy she met abroad when she was seventeen. It was her first love.

A woman can marry the person she fell in love with at the age of seventeen at the age of forty.

Is this the best thing in the world? So now, no matter what the person you love has done to you, you still have a chance.

Let him get to know you again at the age of forty, fall in love with you, and then be together for life. There is still a long way to go.

18. The couple ate in a fancy restaurant.

After eating for more than an hour, the conversation did not exceed five sentences, and the eye contact did not exceed three times. Neither side saw a smile on their faces.

Everyone else thinks it's a typical couple without passion.

When I left the restaurant, I saw my husband gently holding his wife's hand and putting his coat on her shoulder.

Two people silently walked away in the wind!

Sometimes love really doesn't need words to express it.

/kloc-after 0/9.5, I was awakened by a nightmare and selfishly called him to wake him up.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here. Go to sleep, I'll hang up when you sleep. "

After half an hour, we didn't make any noise, thinking that he was asleep, too.

The voice on the phone said, "I'm going to hang up and have a good dream." I was by the phone with tears in my eyes.

20. It's late at night, and my wife hasn't come back from work.

Husband and son are waiting for her in the living room watching TV.

My son tuned to his favorite idol drama channel and watched it with relish. My husband turned down the volume.

"Dad, the voice is too low, I can't hear clearly."

"It's too loud to hear your mother's footsteps coming back."

On Valentine's Day, he gave her a package to give to another girl.

She was depressed. When she got home, she opened the package angrily.

The exquisite packaging box was torn off and a ring lay quietly.

She gnashed her teeth painfully and fiercely. Pick up the newspaper next to you,

Glanced at it: "little fool, I knew you would open it." Happy Valentine's Day ... I love you. "

I love you, thank you for loving me too.

22. Shall we get married tomorrow? She lay in bed, turned to look at him and said.

"Ah ... OK ..." He agreed with a smile.

"Then I'll sleep first ..." She kissed him happily, and then turned to sleep.

He beside carefully tucked the quilt for her, the in the mind with a sigh took out two pieces of paper from the drawer:

One is a marriage certificate ten years ago, and the other is a serious forgetful medical record …

No matter how many times I lose my memory, I will always remember that I love you.

Walking in the street, he always said to her.

Look, that girl is much more beautiful than you.

-Look, she's in great shape. You should lose weight.

You see, that girl is so gentle to her boyfriend, unlike you, she will only be mean to me.

-Look. ...

-Look, look, look, they are all better than me, so why do you still love me!

-I love you. I only love you anyway.

Baby, I just want to tell you that although you are not as good as them, you are the only one. In this world, I won't find another person exactly like you.

24. Two very rich men fell in love with a beggar woman who wandered the streets at the same time.

The first man said: Marry me and you will be happy.

He was surprised at her disagreement. He can give her everything he has. Why did he refuse?

And she just replied: because I am a beggar.

The second man abandoned everything he owned, wealth, status and so on. Take off her luxurious clothes and kneel before her with her own list of grass rings:

Marry me and we will create happiness together.

She smiled and took his grass ring.

This is love.

25. Mom and Dad divorced. At the age of 5, she was awarded to her mother.

One day, she went out to play with her mother. Suddenly, her mother pointed to the front yard and said to her, honey, wait for your mother in that yard first. Mom has something to do and will come back to you soon.

She went innocently, but it has been 13 years, and she didn't wait for her mother.

She looked at her path and said with a smile:

-Thank you for giving me an orphanage.

Thank you for giving me an orphanage home.

26. She caught up with a boyfriend in Gao Fushuai. But before long, she broke up with him. Her friend said she was stupid, and such a good man let go after her.

She ate the chocolate in her hand and said:

I bought this chocolate home yesterday, because I saw that it was beautifully packaged and large. But when I opened it, I found that it was only the size of a thin layer of chocolate, and it was all hollow inside. I really regret buying it.

Sometimes men are like this kind of hollow chocolate. They are beautiful and big in appearance, but hollow in heart.

27. They watched a pair of white-haired old people walking hand in hand in the sunset.

She suddenly pointed to them and asked him: Will we treat them like this in the future?

He replied: I don't know.

She is very sad: won't you love me forever?

He: I will love you as long as I live.

However, no one knows which comes first, tomorrow or the accident. I don't want to give you a promise you don't know if you can fulfill.

28. He is handsome and smart, and he is the school motto.

She is ugly and poor, like a humble grass.

But they fell in love and were very happy, but they were also dissatisfied by many people.

Dissatisfied with her, just an ugly girl who is not loved, why should she be with him?

She said to him, let's split up. Maybe we really don't fit in.

He said: I haven't finished the task yet, so I can't score.

She asked him curiously: what task?

He: I am an angel specially sent by God to love you. He said that there is a girl in the world that nobody loves who needs me to love and wants me to grow old with her.

I'm not afraid that nobody loves me. I know that I am like her, and one day God will send an angel to love me.

29.- Why do you love me?

Because I'm lonely

-Why don't you love others?

-Because only you will be loved by me.

-Why did you say we would go on forever?

-Because no one will fall in love with me except you.

Love or not?

She sings on that stage every day, but no one likes it and no one listens.

She doesn't know if she really sings that badly, but she still sings hard every day.

Her good friend said to her: give up, no one likes it, no matter how hard you try.

-I didn't say I was singing for them. Whether they like it or not is their business. I just sang it to myself. Why should I give up?

Not every effort is to please others. Sometimes, it's just self-appreciation

3 1.- Write it to yourself.

He looked at her from behind a tree:

She cried and begged the boy not to leave him, but the boy broke free from her hand and ran away.

He came out from behind the tree and hugged her tightly.

He doesn't want to see her in such pain. He wants to give her all his warmth.

Let her know that he loves her.

But she just kept silent in pain and didn't feel the warmth he gave her at all.

Same scene, different roles.

She broke free from his arms and ran away without looking back.

Leaving him confused, he stood there in a daze.

You pity him, I pity you, my heart aches, your heart aches, who pity me,

32. Boys are handsome and girls are rich, which is an enviable couple in others' eyes.

However, fate has always bound them. The boy has a heart disease and needs a heart transplant. But who would be stupid enough to give him his heart?

After the girl knew it, she cried very sadly. Is it fate or coincidence?

Two days later, the girl walked up to the boy and kissed his ear:

Honey, I'm terminally ill. I intend to leave in a month. I will give you my heart.

The boy looked at her incredulously: Did you lie to me? How is that possible?

She smiled and handed him the diagnosis certificate.

With the girl's efforts to persuade, he finally agreed to her.

On two beds in the operating room, she forced a smile, and he was already in tears.

She turned to look at him and held his hand tightly. Don't cry. Do you want me to leave with such a look?

He cried even more.

-I said don't cry, even if it is the last request! She wept bitterly.

-Do you believe in the afterlife?

-publishing house, as long as I watch you smile and leave, as long as you smile at me in the next life, I will definitely recognize you. At that time, we will never be apart again.

She looked at his face and he finally smiled.

The operation was a success. When he opened his eyes, there were no hands around him, and there was no breath of her.

Only his mother kept crying without saying a word. As soon as she opened her mouth, she dared not say: in fact, she bribed the doctor to open a false certificate.

I once said that you are my life, how could I let you die?

On that day, a meteor crossed the night sky.

They closed their eyes at the same time and made a wish.

After Xu left, she asked him:

What did you wish for?

He replied: I hope your wish can come true.

What about you?

-I promised you to be happy forever.

Because, love each other more than love yourself.

She broke up with him. She still loves him.

Every day, she will go to his space to see his dynamics.

She feels that even if she is no longer with her, it is enough to know his news every day.

As usual, she habitually opened the space again, but this time the page changed.

Those words broke her heart.

Sorry, you don't have access to this space.

She found that now she had completely lost him.

It turns out that I don't even have the right to know your news

35. "Good morning, dear. Will it be a beautiful day? "

"Honey, today I saw the couple clothes we used to wear in a shop."

"Dear, I miss you. How are you? " "Honey, take good care of yourself while I'm away."

"Honey, I'm going to bed. Good night, you go to bed early. "

She sends him a lot of short messages every day. In the cupboard in her room, all the mobile phones in it are short messages from her. But no one has seen it, not even herself. That's his cell phone. She has kept it. She has been texting since he left.

A short message full of thoughts is sent to you in heaven.

He: Honey, shall we break up?

Her hand stayed on the mouse, her eyes were fixed on the screen, and then she turned to him with a smile and said, Tomorrow, let's break up again tomorrow.

He paused and agreed.

She went over and hugged him tightly and whispered, on the last day, I just want to love you like this.

The next day, she looked out of the window and it got dark.

She raised her mouth: it's raining.

She took his hand and ran into the rain. Now, let's begin our farewell ceremony.

He wondered why the breakup was in the rain, but he didn't say anything.

She: Today, XX and XX officially changed from boyfriend and girlfriend to strangers. Since then, the two have ignored each other and no longer contacted each other.

It's raining hard, she said, and bean-sized raindrops fell on her face. Rain is ice, but there is still a warm body flowing on her face.

She looked at his face carefully and said the last sentence:

-Take care of yourself.

Finally, each walked in the opposite direction.

Do you know the meaning of breaking up in rainy days? Because tears and rain are mixed together, you won't know I'm crying, but I can tell myself that the rain on your face is actually sad when you break up.

He asked her: What would you do if I fell in love with someone else one day?

She: I won't cry or make trouble. I'll be quiet.

He: Then you must hate me all your life.

She: No, you're right. Why should I hate you?

If one day you really leave, only blame yourself for not being good enough to keep you.

38. A year ago:

-I love you. Without you, I am just an empty shell in this world.

-Me too, so let's never be apart, okay?

-Hey, I promise I'll never leave you.

A year later, there was another lover around them, face to face, and they smiled and said at the same time:

-He's my ex-boyfriend

-She's my ex-girlfriend

All vows exist to set off love, and after love, they are dead words.

Three years ago, they agreed to get married on 20 13- 1-4.

Unfortunately, she died in a car accident soon after.

He didn't find another woman after she died. Others can't see his sadness.

Until the day of 20 13- 1-4, he was lying in bed in a black tuxedo with a wedding dress and ring in his hand. He ate poison and fell asleep forever.

Honey, I will marry you with my wedding dress and ring. Today is the day to fulfill our agreement, and I finally arrived.

40. "Do you believe in eternal love?"

"I believe."

"Have you ever owned it?"

"Not yet."

"Then why do you believe it?"

"If you believe, you will be happier."

4 1. He hugged her gently and said apologetically, "Sorry, I can't give you the whole world." She patted him on the back and smiled slightly, with a bitter and happy color: "It doesn't matter, I don't want the whole world either." I just want you, she mused. "But I can give you my whole world." He said firmly and looked at the tears in her eyes.

I can't give you the world, but I can give you my world. As long as you need it.

42. They were separated for three years because of misunderstanding. Three years later, she has no intention of returning to their hometown. She thought he had left long ago. In the bleak moonlight, she heard his voice and vaguely said, "Baby, you finally came home." You don't know that I have been waiting for you for a long time. This sentence, he said it again and again in his mind. She looked at him, finally just can't hold it, pouncing on his arms. "I don't want you to wait for me, your baby finally went home. Give it back to you. " At that moment, she was in tears, so familiar with the temperature and the figure, she didn't know how much she had missed.

You go, I won't see you off. You have come, even if it rains, I will pick you up.

He is a rich second generation, but he falls in love with the staff in the coffee shop. He drives a Lamborghini every day with a big bouquet of roses. She smiled faintly. She loves him, but she thinks he must be more than her. For a while, she never received roses again. She thought she had never made a statement and he gave up. One day. Here he comes. The suit is a little wrinkled and there is only one rose in his hand: "I'm sorry. My family and I have worked hard to be with you. In the future, I will squeeze the bus to see you, and I can't send you a bunch of roses. " "Will you marry me?" He asked tentatively, his cynical face showing a cautious look for the first time. "Of course." She is happier with that rose than with the whole world.

I hope to win a heart and never leave each other.

44. She stroked his cheek. Gentle enough to drip. "Is it true that only Cinderella can meet a prince?" As a rich girl, she whispered questions and didn't know how much she wanted to cry. My heart is full of sadness that is about to overflow. She kissed him gently on the lips. Just, through the cold photo frame. In the photo frame is a happy photo of him and his maid. Snigger.

If I want to give up this world with you, then I am willing. Because of you, this is the world.

45. Are you afraid of death? She asked. Of course. He looked her straight in the eye. Coward. She frowned and pushed him away. He said in a wronged and spoiled tone: I am afraid of death, because I am afraid that no one will love you like me after I die.

I have no courage to leave you alone in the world. I am a coward.

46. She loves him and is desperate. Work-study program to raise his college tuition. That year, he 17, she 16. He went to college and went to a big city. And she, her mother died of illness, and she had to live alone with her grandmother. Finally, she couldn't wait. She will find him. It's time for him to repay her. After a long journey, she finally came to his door. He opened the door, but his face was full of surprise and embarrassment. There is an enchanting woman in it, looking at her sarcastically. Run away A few months later, he called her: I was wrong, please come back. She's back. At night, I slept soundly. But I heard him arguing with the girl: What? You mean let her leave early? I think she must leave here now. Keep your voice down. If we don't get compensation from her mother, we'll be busy in vain, dear. Bear with it! She pulled up a colorless smile. I just feel cold all over. Only hot tears and temperature, my heart precipitated into a deep black pool. Next to the thorns, dense and crazy.

So I'm just a joke in your eyes.

47. His job is to be a clown in a circus. He likes to bring laughter to others. The sudden change at home made him unable to laugh any more for a while. Another performance. He wore funny clothes and forced a smile on the stage. The rotation of the rainbow lamp blinded him. Then a tear fell like this, silently. The audience was quiet. Half a ring, a childish voice flashed: Mom and Dad, this clown plays well, even crying is so real and funny! The whole audience laughed, cheered loudly and applauded.

He fell asleep at his desk, and she found his diary in his bag. This is the fourth year that he has secretly loved her. He wrote it on the first page of his diary. After writing this diary, he would confess to her. She carefully put the diary back in her bag and tore up all the blank pages at the back …

49.w: I'm in poor shape. Man: I don't want a model! Woman: I'm not beautiful. Man: I don't want a fairy! Woman: I can't cook. Man: I don't want a chef! W: My education is not top-notch. Man: I don't want a talented woman! Woman: I'm not gentle. Man: I don't want a maid! Woman: So ... what do you want? Man: I want you! You got it?

My parents-in-law have been married for 30 years. They respect and love each other and never quarrel. I consulted my father-in-law when I got married. My father-in-law said, "When I got married, my father-in-law told me,' Don't criticize your wife's shortcomings, and don't blame her for what she did wrong. You know, because she has shortcomings and sometimes does something wrong, she didn't find a more ideal husband. ""Remember this sentence, and you will make a good husband.

5 1. My friend is a big dog with simple eyes and is always bullied by a kitten when walking around the corner. Scratching and biting, riding on the head. The big dog silently bears it. Hey, hey, you are useless. I said, you can't even beat a little meow. What's the whole thing? The big dog stammered with shame, but no one bullied me. After that, the kitten poked its head out from behind him and rubbed his head happily.

Cats and pigs are good friends. One day, the cat fell into the pit and the pig brought the rope. The cat asked the pig to throw down the rope, and the pig threw down the whole bundle of rope. The cat was very depressed and said, how can I pull it up if I throw it down like this? The pig said, what else can we do? The cat said, you have to hold the rope! The pig jumped down, grabbed one end of the rope and said, "It's all right now!" The cat cried and cried happily.

-Have a friend, not very smart, but worthy of a lifetime.

He always likes to put an A before her name. She said adding an A would make it ugly. He said with a smile, that's a nickname. One day, I was bored and looked through his mobile phone, but A Dai's name still appeared in the phone book. She asked why she didn't change it to a wife or a baby. He smiled helplessly: My mobile phone doesn't have the function of a special contact, so I can rank first with an A in front.

Because only you can stay in that seat.

54.9464, this is the number a boy left her the night before the accident. I promised to give her the answer the next day, but I didn't expect it to be a mystery for her forever. She tried many methods, but she still didn't know what these numbers meant. She remembered the boy's memory: he was always in her most difficult photo, she held his hand and leaned on his shoulder ... One day, she sent a short message and lost her number. The mobile phone displays three words: I love you. .

55. "Tell me a story ..." She said to him.

He smiled and said:

"Once upon a time, there was a boy who liked a girl, so he tried his best to get close to her, inquire about her phone number, understand her hobbies, strike up a conversation with her, accompany her to read books ... and secretly collect her photos ..."

He said to her affectionately, "One day he asked her out to express his love ..."

"Then what?" She asked.

"Then she asked him to tell a story."

He is a bad student, but he likes her excellent study. On Valentine's Day, egged on by his friend, he finally got up the courage to send a message and asked her: Don't you love me anymore? She quickly replied, yes, I have! At that moment, he was a little sad to see this sentence. Then graduation was just around the corner, and he left behind. However, he didn't know that she had been waiting for him that day, waiting for him to hold her hand.

57. "Why does everyone hate me?" Miss Monday feels inferior every time she thinks so. Finally, one day, she couldn't help saying to her lover, Mr. Sandy,' You'd better stay away from me. Being so close to me will cause you trouble. Now many people even like Friday better than you. "But I can't leave you," said Mr. Sandy. Even if I leave you for more than a day, I am no longer me.

58. Someone handed a cigarette to a man, and the man refused: "I promised my woman not to smoke." The man said, "I don't talk, you don't talk, who knows you smoke?" The man looked at the distance and said simply, "How can a woman who has broken her promise win the trust of the world?" .

59. He is outstanding and she is ordinary. She often sits alone in the corner, surrounded by girls peeking at him. He lived up to expectations and was admitted to a first-class university in a different place, but she never dared to confess. I heard that he didn't adapt to the new environment and his grades were barely enough. She was worried, but she didn't even have the courage to say hello. They finally met at an old student's party, and she stammered to him, where is the homework? Is it difficult? He smiled and said, no, but it's hard there without you.

60. They were separated for three years because of misunderstanding.

Three years later, she has no intention of returning to their hometown.

She thought he had left long ago. In the bleak moonlight,

Hearing his voice, she mumbled, "Honey, you finally came home." You don't know that I have been waiting for you for a long time.

This sentence, he said it again and again in his mind.

She looked at him, finally just can't hold it, pouncing on his arms. "I don't want you to wait for me, your baby finally went home. return to you

. "

At that moment, she was in tears, so familiar with the temperature and the figure, she didn't know how much she had missed.

You go, I won't see you off. You have come, even if it rains, I will pick you up.

Finally, okay.

I found this one by one. Although the latter ones have nothing to do with family ties, some of them are really great. I hope my parents will adopt me.