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Women take a bath before marriage.

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Once upon a time, there was a princess in a country who took her female bodyguard to the seaside every noon and then took a bath. A young man thought of a way to bury the princess naked in the beach before she came to the beach. After routine inspection, the princess's female bodyguard found no one, so the princess went to the sea to take a bath. After taking a bath and going ashore, she found a small mushroom suddenly popping up on the beach. The princess shook curiously and touched the mushroom. As a result, mushrooms are getting bigger and bigger. The princess felt very happy and touched harder. The princess wants to know what kind of mushroom it is. Taste, so stick out your tongue and lick it a few times. As a result, the mushroom actually sprayed the juice into the princess's mouth and then disappeared. The princess licked the juice in her mouth several times and swallowed it. She thought it tasted good, so she happily took the female bodyguard back to the palace. After the young man jumped off the beach, he felt very excited and went to the market to publicize this matter, which made many men envious. The next day, when the princess came ashore from the bath, she found mushrooms everywhere. She was very happy to call her female bodyguard and shouted, "Cut down these mushrooms and take them back to the palace."

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A man drank a little too much at the banquet and accidentally walked into the women's bath. When he finished taking a shower and just wiped himself with soap, three female guests came in talking and laughing. They stripped naked outside, and the man realized that he had made a mistake. It's too late to sneak out. In a hurry, I had to rush to the exit and stand still. I posed a model who imitated the advertisement, with soap in one hand and towel in the other, pretending to be a sculpture. Three female guests came in and found the man at once. One of them said, hey, when did you put a sculpture here and did it well? Then he pointed his finger at his little brother, and the sculpture shook like electricity, and the soap in his hand fell off. The female guests are happy, haha, they can still win prizes. The other was afraid of losing money, so he quickly reached out to pinch his little brother. The body of the sculpture shook again and the towel fell. It was the third turn, and she simply rubbed it with her hand. After a few rubs, the foam came out and sprayed all over the female guests. The three of them shouted happily, wow, there is Head & Shoulders, there is Head & Shoulders!