Ask a cold joke about rabbits?

The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" Boss: "Sorry, I still don't have it." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again. On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "The little white rabbit took out the money:" Great, I'll take two! "" "There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana. The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "giraffe, giraffe, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "Giraffes look at marijuana cigarettes and white rabbits, throw marijuana cigarettes behind them and run in the forest with white rabbits. Later, they met an elephant ready to take cocaine. The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" "Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! " The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit, so he threw the cocaine behind him and ran in the forest with the white rabbit and giraffe. Later, they met a lion who was going to fight heroin. The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why did you do something that hurt yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "The lion looked at the syringe and the rabbit, threw the syringe behind him and rushed to hit the rabbit hard. The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the rabbit?" "It is so kind. It cares about our health and makes us close to nature." The lion said angrily, "This bastard rabbit drags me around the forest like an idiot every time he eats ecstasy." On the first day, the white rabbit went fishing by the river and went home without catching anything. The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home. On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit, if you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you! In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hongkong and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find them first. In front of the first forest is the American police. They spent a whole half-day meeting to make a battle plan, strictly divide the work, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest for a carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away and the task failed! Then it's the turn of the Hong Kong police. They sent 100 people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the forest. The leader shouted with a megaphone: "Rabbit, rabbit, you are surrounded, come out and surrender ..." Half a day passed, but nothing happened. Flying Tigers entered the forest to search again, and the mission failed! Finally, there are only four policemen in China. They played mahjong all day. At dusk, a man walked into the forest with a baton. In less than five minutes, they heard a scream of animals in the forest. The policeman in China came out laughing and talking with a cigarette in his mouth, dragging a black and blue bear behind him. The bear was dying and said, "Stop playing, I'm a rabbit …" The little white rabbit was walking in the forest. The little white rabbit left very grievance. The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came up and gave the white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I told you to wear a hat." Tutu is depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger. After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I see. I will handle this matter, so trust the organization." On the same day, the tiger found his partner wolf. "It is wrong for you to do so. It is very difficult for me. " Then he wiped the dust off the table: "Do you think this will work?" You can say, Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat! She found the fat one, and you said you wanted the thin one. She found a thin one, and you said you wanted a fat one. So you can hit her. Of course, you can also say that. Tutu, come and find me a woman. She found plump ones, and you said you liked slim ones. She found a slim one, and you said you liked the plump one. You can beat her. It is both reasonable and powerful. "The wolf nodded and clapped his hands, and the reverence for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above instructions were heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I hate this in my heart. The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It's the big bad wolf coming. The wolf said, "Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat." "Tu Tu said," So, do you want to be fat or thin? " When the wolf heard this, his heart sank and he became happy again. He said, fortunately, there is a plan B, and he said, "Tutu, Mary, find me a woman." Tu Tu asked, "So, do you prefer plump or slim? "The wolf was silent for 2 seconds and raised his hand to give Tutu two big ear stickers." Shit, I told you not to wear a hat. "Bears and rabbits shit in the forest. After that, the bear asked the rabbit, "have you lost your hair?" "The rabbit said," No drop ~ "So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass. A rabbit molested a wolf (the rabbit was very strong) and ran away. The wolf chased him angrily. Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up, the rabbit sat down under a tree, put on sunglasses, read the newspaper and pretended that nothing had happened. At this moment, the wolf came and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree. He asked, "Did you see a rabbit running past?"! The rabbit replied, "Did the rabbit harass the wolf?" "The wolf shouted," no way! It's in the newspaper so soon! ! ! One day, a little white rabbit came to a shop and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots?" "The boss shook his head:"No.. "The little white rabbit whooshed away after hearing this. The next day, the little white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "boss, do you have any carrots?" "The boss shook his head angrily." No, "said the little white rabbit, and left with a whoosh. On the third day, the white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?" The boss shouted angrily, "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! "After listening to the little white rabbit whoosh once went away. The fourth day, the little white rabbit came to this shop again and asked timidly, "boss, do you have pliers?" "The boss said,"No.. "The white rabbit then asked," Do you have any carrots? "I don't know how many days later, a little black rabbit came to this shop and asked the boss," Boss, do you have any carrots? " The boss shook his head angrily. "No." The little black rabbit ran away after hearing this. The next day, the little black rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "boss, do you have any carrots?" "The boss is very angry:" No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! " The little black rabbit ran away after hearing this. On the third day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked timidly, "boss, do you have pliers?" The boss said angrily, "No." The little black rabbit then asked, "Do you have any carrots?" "The boss was angry, grabbed the little black rabbit, took out a small hammer and knocked out the little black rabbit's teeth. The fourth day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked vaguely, "boss, do you have carrot juice?" Giraffe said, "Little Rabbit, I hope you know how good it is to have a long neck." No matter what I eat delicious, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that kind of delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. "The rabbit looked at him blankly." Also, in summer, rabbits, cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is delicious. What a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine? "The rabbit said slowly," Have you ever vomited? "One day, a kangaroo was driving on a country road. Suddenly he saw a white rabbit in the middle of the road. Its ears and body were almost on the ground, as if listening to something ... So ... the kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously," Little white rabbit, what are you listening to? " "A big truck passed here half an hour ago ..." "Wow ... amazing! .. how do you know? .. ""Fuck him! My neck and legs are broken like this ... "The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly met an elephant. The ant quickly got into the soil and stretched out a leg. The little white rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing? The ant whispered to it: shh ... don't make any noise, watch me trip ... One day, the rabbit was writing in front of a cave, and a wolf came up and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?" The rabbit replied, "I'm writing a paper." "The wolf asked," what's the topic? The rabbit replied, "I'm writing about how rabbits eat wolves." . "The wolf said with a smile that he didn't believe it. The rabbit said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave, and the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. Then another fox came over and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?" The rabbit replied, "I'm writing a paper." "The fox asked," what's the topic? The rabbit replied, "How does the rabbit eat the fox?" "The fox laughed and said he didn't believe it. The rabbit said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper. At this time, in the cave, a lion is sitting on a pile of bones and picking his teeth, while reading the rabbit's paper: the ability of an animal depends not on its strength, but on who is its boss behind the scenes! In a mental hospital, one day the dean wanted to see how three mental patients were recovering, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the rabbit, grabbed the rabbit's ear and shouted "Drive". The dean shook his head. The second man turned his back on the white rabbit, patted its ass and said, "Chase it for me". The dean sighed. The third crouched there, touching the white rabbit assiduously. After reading it, the dean nodded with satisfaction, only to hear him say, "sample, let you walk 300 meters, and I will chase you after washing the car!" " The dean fell to the ground and fainted ... the little white rabbit and the big bear squatted under the tree and shit. Bear said to the white rabbit, although you white rabbits are good-looking, you are in trouble! You can tell when it's dirty. That's disgusting! The little white rabbit said, look at what you said! Isn't it? Bear said, yes! Bear said as he grabbed the white rabbit and wiped his ass and walked away. The little white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a pot. An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes. The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true. The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true. The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again. The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again. The bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches! The little white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, turn this bear into a homosexual ... Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom, and the two big ones asked the little ones to get some wild vegetables together. The little one said I wouldn't go, so I left. You ate my mushrooms, but the two big ones said no, and the little white rabbit went ~ ~ ~ Six months later, one big one said that he couldn't come back, and the other big one said that we would wait ~ ~ ~ I knew you wanted to eat my mushrooms.