Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - You joke too much, and no one will believe your seriousness.

You joke too much, and no one will believe your seriousness.

1, life can only be understood by looking back, but you must look forward when facing life.

2, in fact, there is nothing to worry about, so leave some time for yourself to heal. It's better to say that it doesn't matter if you are free and easy than rushing to hit yourself.

3. It's like living in your own lies, always understanding, but unwilling to compromise. Touch those moths you shouldn't touch with luck, knowing that there will be no good result, but still throw yourself into the fire again and again. In this way, I stumbled and groped for life.

4. gloom is not attractive. Laughter and sunshine are always the cutest.

Please remember that you need to give yourself a clear bottom line at any time, because many times some people will wear your bottom line away bit by bit. When you have no bottom line, you are completely controlled by others.

6. Some people, once they meet, will look at the Millennium; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge.

7. Some people have big dreams, while others have their own little happiness. There is no distinction between high and low, as long as you are happy. The sign of a person's maturity is not to disturb others' little happiness, nor to laugh at others' dreams, as long as they really participate in it. One day you will understand that it is impossible for everyone to like it, as long as the people around you and yourself like it. There is no need to listen to that noisy voice.

8, when someone is distressed, tears are tears, otherwise it is just a salty liquid; Being cared for is coquetry, otherwise it is death.

9. Don't live humbly for fear of being misunderstood!

10, most of the time people apologize not to correct their mistakes, but to make themselves feel at ease when they make mistakes. More apologies can only get the peace of mind of the person being apologized, not the relief of the victim.

1 1. A woman's aging doesn't necessarily start from her heart, but from your attitude towards her body. When I was young, I didn't give myself to an old man because I saw the fatigue and helplessness in their eyes early and thought that they would suck away their enthusiasm when they were young. Cherish youth, even then, poor and stupid. When love is not physical labor, love well. After a few years, you will be overwhelmed.

12, you joke too much, and no one will believe your seriousness.

13, compassion is easy because it is a sense of superiority; Forgiveness is not easy, because you actually admit being hurt.

14. Being busy is the best medicine for all mental diseases. When you are busy, you are not sad, gossiping, forced or infatuated. There is no anger or joy on a calm face. Looking at it, I only vaguely wrote the word "roll". "-a lot of illness, a lot of pain, a lot of thoughts are idle; Let your body and brain move and concentrate on one thing, and you will be much more relaxed and carefree.

15, all human sufferings are essentially anger at their incompetence.

16, if one day we get lost in the crowd and live a mediocre life, it's because we don't try to live a rich life.

17. If you have done something for others, don't remind them of your contribution afterwards. If someone shares his weakness with you out of trust, don't attack them to prove your strength. This is a noble move. Don't challenge and test human nature easily. Human nature can't stand this. What it needs is preservation, space, blocking and covering.

18, mind your own mouth and your own heart in the group.

19, life is like drinking tea, slowly filtering out the impetuousness and dust in your heart and returning to peace and tranquility.

20, willing to lose money, moderate contentment will not regret.

You have to believe in yourself before others will believe in you.

1. If you expect too much, you won't get too much. Living a simple and happy life often leads to unexpected gains.

Second, all charm will be colorless before habit.

Third, don't eat things that don't belong to you and don't take things that don't belong to you. This is the most basic social morality. Take the initiative to abide by this morality, and life can be calm.

Fourth, it is not easy to practice. One should keep good morals in any situation. "Prudence and independence" is an important condition for one's success. No matter whether anyone is watching you or not, you should keep good morals under any circumstances.

Your efforts may not be valued by others. If you don't work hard, others will be taken care of.

The biggest sorrow in life is not that you can't get it or lose it, but that you don't know what you want at all!

Believe in yourself first, and others will believe you.

Eight, life must be meaningful, we are by no means in vain.

Nine, growth takes away not only time, but also courage not afraid of losing.

Ten, we are not old, but we have experienced too many storms and have been forced to grow rapidly. Heart, has been old for years, old for years.

Eleven, less desire and inaction, physical and mental comfort. Gains and losses come from fate, and the heart does not increase or decrease. If you are frivolous, you will feel at ease. It should be noted that a clean heart is a clean land, and a rest heart is rest.

As long as you are sure you are right, do it. Some people say that it is not good to do it, while others say that it is not good to do it. Don't run away from criticism.

Sunlight can pass through the room through the gap. I believe it won't be dark forever.

Fourteen, introspection is not to regret, but to pave the way for progress.

Fifteen, you are happy, and the people around you are also happy. Only when you are in a good mood can you have all health.

Please believe in yourself.

Please believe in yourself why some people's lives are like hanging up and going straight to the sky, while others have nothing to do with life and nothing to take away. Even some people have been going downhill, either falling into a quagmire or falling off a cliff.

In fact, these are all fake, there is no soaring life, and there is no life that has been ups and downs. Life is full of mud, but also full of flowers and twists and turns, but also full of sunshine, there are accidents everywhere, but accidents will come unexpectedly, as long as you have called before. Before Tang Priest's westward journey, he didn't realize that he would have three disciples. Beethoven did not realize that he would lose his hearing when he was proud. However, in the process of progress, Tang Priest with three apprentices may not sit back and relax, and Beethoven, who is deaf, may not achieve anything. Therefore, there are too many things in life that are unclear and unclear. What we can do is to believe in ourselves and seize the moment!

I think self-confidence is very important when you learn to grasp the present. So, how to gain self-confidence? Take me for example. In fact, I was never a confident person until the first interview at the university. When I was in college, my major was Chinese language and literature. At that time, I had an opportunity to interview excellent classes. I didn't understand what an excellent class was at that time. Just knowing the name is awesome and excellent! I signed up enthusiastically. In my previous understanding, registration is to register and wait for the result. But at present, the registration is not so single. Yes, getting into an excellent class requires an interview. There are many embarrassing scenes in my mind, imagining the scene of being scared and clumsy, imagining the scene of being rejected, and imagining saying goodbye to excellent classes. I have to say that my imagination is very rich.

On the night of the interview, my anxiety and serious atmosphere made me flinch. I wanted to give up, but the unyielding power in my heart didn't allow me to do so, so I stayed and participated in the interview of the excellent class. However, unlike the scenes in TV movies, when you open the office door, you become super-transformed and eloquent. I'm actually very nervous. When the teacher started asking questions, I even trembled when I answered them. My eyes are flustered and I don't know where to look. I don't know where to put my hand. I just held them tightly behind me. I didn't realize how rude I was until a minute or two later, so I soon recovered. I told my teacher about my hobbies, my struggle in senior three, my ideals and many ideas. After the interview, I felt that I benefited a lot whether I was selected or not. At this moment, I am already a member of the excellent class. I think it's not because of how lucky I am, but because I finally chose to believe in myself, and my road to self-confidence started from that door!

After that, I was no longer nervous about the interview. I interviewed the self-discipline Committee, the propaganda department, and even learned to joke in the interview. The whole person is different. I'm not saying how powerful and promising I am. In fact, I just want to say that confidence is gradually accumulated. You don't have to do anything earth-shattering to inspire your confidence. Maybe you just raised your hand to answer a question in class. Maybe you just say what you think in front of others. Maybe you just indulge yourself and sing a song in a happy atmosphere.

I think it is happy to be a confident person. At least we have the courage to do what we want to do, instead of looking down and regretting after missing the opportunity. Do what you want to do, give yourself a little courage and confidence. If you don't believe in yourself, you will live too carefully. We are not afraid of failure, what we are afraid of is that we don't even have the courage to touch success, and the result will never be known. What we can do is to grasp the present, so that we can grasp life well and have a try. Why not?

For climbers, past failures are not terrible, but the most dangerous thing is to lose the direction to move on. Maybe we are strangers, maybe we won't have any intersection, but I still want to tell you that whenever, please believe in yourself. (Author: Yan)

Tell yourself inspirational words: believe in yourself first, and others will believe in you.

1, I miss not you, but the fatal past you gave me-Han Yu.

2. Without execution, there is no competitiveness.

3. We are eager to get something, but we soon lose interest after getting it; We obviously hold what others envy in our hands, but we always envy others' hands.

The biggest enemy in life is your own cowardice.

5, don't ask about harvest, ask about cultivation! Heaven rewards diligence.

6. Just as a magnet attracts iron powder around, enthusiasm can also attract people around and change the surrounding situation.

7. Every time I am not in front of the computer, I have to lock qq first.

8. Never giving up is the secret of realizing your dream.

9. Being with positive people will make us feel excited.

10, we are always too polite to strangers, but too harsh to close people.

1 1, take it calmly, lose it indifferently, let nature take its course and strive for its inevitability.

12. Faith is an indomitable force. When you believe that you can succeed, you will succeed.

13, girl, please remember that your parents have treated you like a princess for more than ten years and won't let you be wronged in front of men.

14, you can die or live, but you can't live half-dead.

15, put away your cowardice and show your domineering. No one will help you when you fall, and there are plenty of animals watching your jokes. 1 1. At the end of the road, there is another road, as long as you are willing to go.