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1, I really want to have a quiet and serious secret love like Don Quixote.

2, like a person, very happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

3, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

The brothers in the dormitory decided to punish their roommates as follows: let them hold the telephone poles covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine, full of tears and affectionate.

As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as the class arrives before class.

6. The biggest sorrow in life is not that you can't get anything, nor lose anything, but that you don't know what you want at all.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

There was a traffic accident, many people were watching, and no reporter could squeeze in. I had a brainwave: I am the son of the injured, please get out of the way! As expected, the onlookers got out of the way. The reporter looked over and saw that it was a dog that was crushed to death.

9. I went to the station to see my classmates off. After I left, I called and asked, Did you get on the bus? I replied: immediately, after a while, my classmates got on the bus and called and asked: Did you get on the bus? I replied, yes. Q: Do you have all your luggage? Answer: Gee, you made me forget what I brought.

10, family Shunzhi, life Kangxi, personality Yongzheng, prosperous career, everything celebrated, future Daoguang, wealth Xianfeng, internal and external governance, Qian Qiu Guangxu, celebrate with the whole world!