Programs that can be performed as a group

Category: Entertainment and Leisure

Problem description:

The unit is going to hold an annual party, and our department is required to have a program, but I I really don’t know what show to put on. There are 12 people in our department and I am the only girl. It is difficult to perform a group show! Please give me some ideas! The requirements are less difficult and suitable for more people! hehe! Of course it’s better if it’s more entertaining! Thanks!

Analysis:

Our unit is also holding a party soon. Our Youth League branch has prepared a skit, which mainly reproduces the classic scenes in the movie "Party A and Party B". It is simple. Just make it up. Everyone knows the classic dialogue, and there is no need to memorize the lines. Let me give you the script I wrote for your reference. I am also revising it. Please take a look and give me your comments.

Characters:

Narrator: The recitation is full of emotion and brings people back to the era of World War II.

General Patton: He speaks arrogantly, has a loud voice, and his movements are exaggerated.

Staff officer: He walks slowly and talks a little sourly.

Female Secretary: Dressed in fancy clothes, speaks sweetly, giving the impression that she always wants to flatter General Patton, while looking for other people’s shortcomings

American Soldier: Moves neatly and speaks with ease. Like a watering can.

German Soldier A: He speaks with a Beijing accent, is a bit silly, and is always willing to scold German Soldier B.

German Soldier B: He stutters, has no backbone, and feels even more stupid.

Landlord: He speaks in a low voice, slowly and with arrogance.

Landlord: She has a hoarse voice and looks very tacky

Doctor: She speaks in a chattering voice

Assistant: A little.

Act 1

"General Patton" sat alone on a chair, reading a novel describing World War II with relish. When he got tired, he put the book down and leaned on the chair. , closed his eyes and rested his mind. After a while, the sound of fighting and the rumbling of gunfire from the army's attack sounded outside the venue...

"General Patton" then stood up and walked quietly to the audience.

Narrator: The Second World War has come to an end, and the Allied troops have landed in Normandy. With the fierce Allied offensive, the life of the Germans has become increasingly difficult. No, General Patton, the most courageous Allied force, led his troops to a small town 50 kilometers away from Paris. (At this time, the sound of fighting and gunfire gradually disappeared)

The staff officer ran on the scene and called Patton.

Staff officer: "General Patton, are you having a meeting? Is it inconvenient to talk? Then I tell you to listen!"

Patton said "yes" from the sidelines

Staff officer: "According to the account of the German prisoners, everyone in the German army is talking about General Patton. They say you are so bad!"

General Patton: "Hey!"

Staff officer: "Report to the general, we We have arrived at the town designated by General Eisenhower."

Patton: "Okay, take a few people to change into civilian clothes and follow me to conduct a reconnaissance at the front!"

Staff officer: "Understood!" (This sentence is categorical)

Staff officer.

End of Act 1

The props are responsible for placing 2 chairs on the stage.

Act 2

Narrator: As the Allies gained successive victories, many German soldiers deserted. No, two more deserters came here. The two were tired and thirsty. At this moment, a manor appeared in front of them.

Two German soldiers had a conversation outside the field.

German Soldier A: "Sir, if you say this battle was fought with such virtue, there are scabs all over the soles of your feet!"

German Soldier B: "What do you mean? ?

The German armor is too low!

German Soldier B: "Cocoa! I'll leave it to you, what should we do?"

German Soldier A: Where did you get rich before you came to France? ?

German Soldier B: "All kinds of farming!"

German Soldier A: "Hey! It's the same."

Why don't we waste all this effort? Do you want some part-time work here? Let's earn some travel expenses and go back to Berlin! "

German Soldier B: "I, I, I think it works! But we, we, we have to be careful. This year, newspapers and newspapers are saying that we are delaying, delaying, delaying the payment of wages to migrant workers!

German Soldier A: "Let's take a look first! But man, you need to fix your stuttering when you return to Germany. It's not hard enough."

German Soldier B: "Chengchenle!"

During the performance, the landlord and his wife quietly came on the stage, sat cross-legged on the chairs, and began to flip through the account books.

On the stage, the landlord and his wife were sitting cross-legged on chairs, flipping through their account books and cracking melon seeds.

Landlord’s mother-in-law: “I said the child’s father, the Bush family’s rent has not been collected yet!”

Landlord: “That won’t work! The landlord’s family doesn’t have any food left! Everything must be done according to the contract! "

Landowner: "How can this be done? I heard that this American opened a McDonald's, and it's delicious."

Landowner: "I've heard it too, more delicious food and more laughter can be found at McDonald's" (Sing like in the advertisement.)

Landowner: "Then why are you still standing there! Hurry up and collect the rent!"

The two stood up and got off in a hurry.

Two German soldiers walked and talked while taking the field.

The two German soldiers said in unison: "Damn! It's dark enough!"

German soldier A: "Just forget it!"

German Soldier B: "I think it works! Who is better at robbery?"

German Soldier A: "Flash! Let's buy and sell!"

2 people Hide behind a chair in the corner of the stage. Squat down.

General Patton led his staff, female secretary and two guards in civilian clothes.

Staff officer: "General Patton, when did you change your secretary to a female?"

Patton: "Nonsense, who will take care of the male secretary?"

An American soldier came running from a distance, stood in front of Patton and saluted respectfully. Patton waved his hand casually and asked impatiently

Patton: "Are you panicking? If Meng looks like this, The British people led by Gemmali were so dumbfounded when they saw it!"

Soldier: "Report, the enemy abandoned their position and ran away!"

Patton (wiping his face, Asked slightly unhappily): "Mr. Sergeant, can you tell me what your occupation was before you became a soldier?"

Soldier A: (stand at attention): "Report to the general, sell watering cans ""

Patton waved his hand impatiently, signaling the sergeant to step back.

The soldiers stood at attention, saluted, and ran off the field.

Two German soldiers suddenly jumped out from behind the chairs.

German Soldier B: "Fight...fight...rob! If you have money, take the money! If you have a card, please tell me the password!"

The German soldier said while waving a knife and ax in his hand.

Patton: "Consultant, go and see what kind of show this is!"

Consultant: "It seems to be a robbery, right? How about we" hesitated and raised our hands Make a gun shape. Look at Barton.

Barton: "Huh?!!! Shakes his head. (There is negativity in his tone)

Barton: "Don't I often tell you, what is lacking most in the twentieth century? "

The three of them said in unison: "Talent! "

Patton: "Then what is our goal? "

The staff officer and the female secretary said in unison: "There are no cavities! "

The two of them felt speechless. They looked at each other and immediately said in unison: "No, it's to eliminate the Nazis!" "

Patton patted the staff officer on the shoulder and said earnestly: "The war is almost over, and it's time for us to relax."

The female secretary looked at the staff officer and asked General Patton He took a step closer, raised his head and said, "Didn't General Ba often say that we must convince others with virtue? To tell you the truth, what annoys them the most about robbery is that they have no technical content at all! "

During this period, the two German soldiers kept turning their heads to the speaker as the crowd spoke. Finally, the German soldier couldn't help it anymore.

German soldier: "Be serious, we are robbing!"

Female secretary: "Hey, let's be serious, they are robbing!" (The voice is very shrill, Ironic tone)

The three Allied soldiers suppressed laughter. At this time, the second German soldier still wanted to stammer something.

The German soldier interrupted him rudely: "Be serious, we are robbing! Do you have professionalism? You stammer so much!"

Germany Soldier B looked at German Soldier A angrily, not wanting to say anything, but finally held back.

The German soldier shouted: "Hurry up! Everyone... stop talking nonsense! Give me the money... the money... and I will take it out!"

German Soldier B: "That's it! Take it all out!"

The three Allied soldiers looked at each other and picked up their pockets. He was still muttering, "We have no money!"

Consultant: "We really have no money. If you don't believe me, just take a look," he said and started to rummage through his pockets.

"No, right?"

"No, right? To tell you the truth, we haven't had ice cream for a week, and even Coca-Cola is not original!"< /p>

Patton: "Hey! Let the Pentagon air transport it for us!" (Long voice)

Staff officer: I heard that the Camel cigarettes supplied to us are wholesaled in Antwerp by the bad guys in the rear. It's a waste of time for Belgium. Even

our chewing gum was chewed in the mouths of those Italian ***. I had such a bad mouth that I couldn't even kiss the Paris citizens

who welcomed us!

Patton: "Take care of those bastards later!"

Suddenly, the staff officer found a can of Coca-Cola from his pocket. He held it in his hand and wiped it on his sleeve. While wiping, he looked at the two German soldiers,

and asked: "Can I give you a Coke?"

German soldier B: "Let's go, let's go." At this time, bang With a sound, the staff officer had already opened the Coke and handed it to the second German soldier.

German soldier No. 2: “You’re kidding!”

Staff officer: “Yes! Then I’ll drink it myself!”

The two German soldiers asked in unison: "Who are you?"

Patton straightened up and shouted loudly: "The Third U.S. Army, George Patton!" As he spoke, he looked around.

Patton shouted loudly: "Why are you still standing there?!!! Get it!!!"

The staff officer and others shouted back: "Yes!!!"

Without any explanation, he held down the two German soldiers, grabbed their arms, and twisted them off the stage.

Patton stood on the stage alone, triumphant, posing in various poses with the whip in his hand, sometimes standing at attention, sometimes saluting, trying to find the feeling of a general.

The sound of an ambulance was heard from under the stage, and then a sudden brake was heard, and two doctors came on stage.

Doctor: "Do you see it? This is a typical mania. When not sick, he is just like a good person. It is very dangerous for such a person to be released into society! Take it down!"

Assistant: "Okay~~~le~~~!!!"

After saying that, the two people went up without saying anything, each grabbed an arm of "General Patton" and carried him outside the field.

Patton: "What are you doing?!!! You can't do this to me! I bled in North Africa! I was wounded on Utah Beach! I made military exploits for the leader! I want to talk to the Pentagon!" I◎#￥◎#￥◎#”

The end.