Short English jokes with translation

Lead: Joke is a new language phenomenon. With the popularity of the Internet, it has penetrated into the daily life of young people. An occasional joke or two can make the communication atmosphere relaxed and pleasant, and also show the humor and wisdom of the confidante. I sorted out some short English jokes and translated them. Welcome to read!

Before the final exam, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I passed today's exam."

Before the final exam, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I passed today's exam."

"Don't believe in dreams, dear. It is said that what you experience in your dreams is usually the opposite. " Mom replied.

"Don't believe in dreams, dear. It is said that the experience in dreams is usually the opposite of reality. " Mom replied.

"Then I really hope that I will fail all other subjects in my dream tonight," said Tom.

"Well, I really hope that in my dream tonight, I will fail all my other courses." Tom said.

The mother asked her little boy, Dear, what did the teacher teach you today?

The mother asked her little son, dear, what did the teacher teach you today?

"Nothing, Mom," the son replied proudly. "On the contrary, she asked me how much one plus two equals, and I told her that it equals three." .

The son said proudly, Nothing, Mom. Instead, she asked me what one plus two was, and I told her it was three.

Reggie: We have a new dog. Would you like to come and play with him?

Ricky fitts: we have a new dog. Would you like to come and play with him for a while?

Ron: Well, I don't know-does it bite?

Ron: Well, I don't know-does it bite?

Reggie: That's exactly what I want to know.

Ricky fitts: that's exactly what I want to know.

One day after school, the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any of you can answer my first question, I will allow him or her to go home early."

One day, after school, the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if one of you can answer my question first, I will allow him or her to go home first."

The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard painted. He was very anxious and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up! " "It's me," Bob said. "Now, I can go home. Goodbye, sir. "

The next day, the teacher came into the classroom and found that the blackboard was painted in a mess. He was very angry and asked, "Who painted it?" Please stand up! "Bob said," it's me, sir. Now I can go home. Goodbye! " "

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